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Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:00am On Jun 09, 2016
She asked me to have sex with her and after the whole thing, she held me tight and asked me to promise I'd marry her....


Wat does dis mean

I promised tho... Cos she wouldn't leave me be as the grip was tight... Pls Wat does she mean by that
Re: Minor Shiit! by Cutehector(m): 11:01am On Jun 09, 2016
U just signed ur death warrant brother..

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Re: Minor Shiit! by obiorathesubtle: 11:03am On Jun 09, 2016
grin you and ghostrider sign the same type of contract..


Eeeya.. Sorry ehn.. You're finished!
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:04am On Jun 09, 2016
Cutehector:
U just signed ur death warrant brother..
shocked shocked shocked really? I yam scared ooo... Si eba puo biko... Tell me exactly wats up with her...
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:06am On Jun 09, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
grin you and ghostrider sign the same type of contract..



Eeeya.. Sorry ehn.. You're finished!
God forbid.... Be serious jare... Akoyi zi na mu egwu biko embarassed
Re: Minor Shiit! by Cutehector(m): 11:06am On Jun 09, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
shocked shocked shocked really? I yam scared ooo... Si eba puo biko... Tell me exactly wats up with her...
wait before I gv u some bro's before ho'es advice,

Leme ask


Was it dat babe u showed me yesterday? grin
Re: Minor Shiit! by ForeverYoung197(f): 11:06am On Jun 09, 2016
Have you forgot? Promise is made to be broken. So keep promising, it only means you have a lot to break. No fuss.

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Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:08am On Jun 09, 2016
Cutehector:
wait before I gv u some bro's before ho'es advice,

Leme ask


Was it dat babe u showed me yesterday? grin
no embarassed
Re: Minor Shiit! by Cutehector(m): 11:09am On Jun 09, 2016
ForeverYoung197:
Have you forgot? Promise is made to be broken. So keep promising, it only means you have a lot to break. No fuss.
grin smth like I won't break ur heart I promise
Re: Minor Shiit! by obiorathesubtle: 11:10am On Jun 09, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
God forbid.... Be serious jare... Akoyi zi na mu egwu biko embarassed
grin kekwanu ihe I choro kam gwa gi??


smiley Just marry her man.. Just marry her.. We don't know what she's capable of.. She might me wanted in south america for multiple genocides or wanted in Eastern Europe for human trafficking.. We don't know still smiley


She might be the Yakuza Queen.. So, to avoid any problems that might be bigger than you.. Marry her! smiley
Re: Minor Shiit! by ForeverYoung197(f): 11:10am On Jun 09, 2016
Cutehector:
grin smth like I won't break ur heart I promise



On point, Mr.Sexy
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:10am On Jun 09, 2016
ForeverYoung197:
Have you forgot? Promise is made to be broken. So keep promising, it only means you have a lot to break. No fuss.
I didn't take it serious at first cos I thought it was the sex that got her too excited to have done such and made me make a promise.... But my mind won't rest after the whole thing.. I have the feeling I shouldn't have promised, that was why I had to bring it here...
Re: Minor Shiit! by Cutehector(m): 11:12am On Jun 09, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
no embarassed
lol aiit.. she ain't gona do anythn.. just make the break up look entirely like her fault.. dats wah I do to avoid ancestral curses frm these destiny killers. wink
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:12am On Jun 09, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
grin kekwanu ihe I choro kam gwa gi??


smiley Just marry her man.. Just marry her.. We don't know what she's capable of.. She might me wanted in south america for multiple genocides or wanted in Eastern Europe for human trafficking.. We don't know still smiley


She might be the Yakuza Queen.. So, to avoid any problems that might be bigger than you.. Marry her! smiley
while I am not ready for marriage And besides she is older than I am... But beautiful...


I just don't feel alright brobro cry
Re: Minor Shiit! by ForeverYoung197(f): 11:13am On Jun 09, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
I didn't take it serious at first cos I thought it was the sex that got her too excited to have done such and made me make a promise.... But my mind won't rest after the whole thing.. I have the feeling I shouldn't have promised, that was why I had to bring it here...


I like to promise too but I love to break them. As long there's no written agreement you are free to do whatever you want.
Re: Minor Shiit! by Cutehector(m): 11:14am On Jun 09, 2016
ForeverYoung197:




On point, Mr.Sexy
grin I luv it wen u call me sexy.. cheesy
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:14am On Jun 09, 2016
Cutehector:
lol aiit.. she ain't gona do anythn.. just make the break up look entirely like her fault.. dats wah I do to avoid ancestral curses frm these destiny killers. wink
I talk am say u be bad guy grin.... Who no know go know grin

I'll do as u have said Bro, I just got to plan it right
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:16am On Jun 09, 2016
ForeverYoung197:



I like to promise too but I love to break them. As long there's no written agreement you are free to do whatever you want.
am happy and little relieved this is coming from a lady... Thanks dearie
Re: Minor Shiit! by Cutehector(m): 11:17am On Jun 09, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
I talk am say u be bad guy grin.... who no know go know grin
Who no know, no go knw. wink
I'll do as u have said Bro, I just got to plan it right
cool
Re: Minor Shiit! by ForeverYoung197(f): 11:18am On Jun 09, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
am happy and little relieved this is coming from a lady... Thanks dearie

You are safe. No fuss.
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:18am On Jun 09, 2016
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:19am On Jun 09, 2016
Op you must Marry her.....I no fit wait to show for your wedding...gringrin


E don tire wey me I chop wedding ricegrin

Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:19am On Jun 09, 2016
ForeverYoung197:


You are safe. No fuss.
one bottle of malt and a can of peak milk for u... U deserve it smiley
Re: Minor Shiit! by Cutehector(m): 11:21am On Jun 09, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
angry
wetin again na.. u don change ur mind to marry am?
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:21am On Jun 09, 2016
SANDOSKI:
Op you must Marry her.....I no fit wait to show for your wedding...gringrin


E don tire wey me I chop wedding ricegrin
lol grin grin


U no be good friend grin... Is that all u can say on this minor shii?
Re: Minor Shiit! by ForeverYoung197(f): 11:21am On Jun 09, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
one bottle of malt and a can of peak milk for u... U deserve it smiley




No thanks, I don't drink malt nor milk. Pass me some champagne, we have to celebrate your broken promise wink
Re: Minor Shiit! by hardebayho(m): 11:22am On Jun 09, 2016
ForeverYoung197:



I like to promise too but I love to break them. As long there's no written agreement you are free to do whatever you want.

Really? We are complete opposites of each other. I don't make a promise I can't or will not keep.
Re: Minor Shiit! by ForeverYoung197(f): 11:23am On Jun 09, 2016
Cutehector:
grin I luv it wen u call me sexy.. cheesy



You sexy and you know it.

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Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:23am On Jun 09, 2016
Cutehector:
wetin again na.. u don change ur mind to marry am?
make i marry aunty Dats impossible...


The beats' on repeat:who no know go know grin grin


Cancel am again and see firefire angry
Re: Minor Shiit! by obiorathesubtle: 11:24am On Jun 09, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
while I am not ready for marriage And besides she is older than I am... But beautiful...


I just don't feel alright brobro cry
smiley then all I can really say is REST IN PEACE.. And I hope she gives you a quick death.. Slow deaths are usually very painful and characteristically utterly sadistic.. undecided


You lived a good life bro.. We'll remember you for what you stood for!

1 night stands..

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Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:26am On Jun 09, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
lol grin grin


U no be good friend grin... Is that all u can say on this minor shii?


Bestie na beta solution I give u so... I go be her chief braids maid...


*You know say if I don't take care of you who will{DETTOL}



gringrin

Re: Minor Shiit! by Cutehector(m): 11:26am On Jun 09, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
make i marry aunty Dats impossible...


The beats' on repeat:who no know go know grin grin


Cancel am again and see firefire angry
lwkmd... just make sure u dnt get some curses behind u. wink that shitt's serious bro.

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