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Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:00am On Jun 09, 2016 |
She asked me to have sex with her and after the whole thing, she held me tight and asked me to promise I'd marry her.... Wat does dis mean I promised tho... Cos she wouldn't leave me be as the grip was tight... Pls Wat does she mean by that |
Re: Minor Shiit! by Cutehector(m): 11:01am On Jun 09, 2016 |
U just signed ur death warrant brother.. 5 Likes |
Re: Minor Shiit! by obiorathesubtle: 11:03am On Jun 09, 2016 |
you and ghostrider sign the same type of contract.. Eeeya.. Sorry ehn.. You're finished! |
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:04am On Jun 09, 2016 |
Cutehector:really? I yam scared ooo... Si eba puo biko... Tell me exactly wats up with her... |
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:06am On Jun 09, 2016 |
obiorathesubtle:God forbid.... Be serious jare... Akoyi zi na mu egwu biko |
Re: Minor Shiit! by Cutehector(m): 11:06am On Jun 09, 2016 |
BlueEyeBalls:wait before I gv u some bro's before ho'es advice, Leme ask Was it dat babe u showed me yesterday? |
Re: Minor Shiit! by ForeverYoung197(f): 11:06am On Jun 09, 2016 |
Have you forgot? Promise is made to be broken. So keep promising, it only means you have a lot to break. No fuss. 1 Like |
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:08am On Jun 09, 2016 |
Cutehector:no |
Re: Minor Shiit! by Cutehector(m): 11:09am On Jun 09, 2016 |
ForeverYoung197:smth like I won't break ur heart I promise |
Re: Minor Shiit! by obiorathesubtle: 11:10am On Jun 09, 2016 |
BlueEyeBalls:kekwanu ihe I choro kam gwa gi?? Just marry her man.. Just marry her.. We don't know what she's capable of.. She might me wanted in south america for multiple genocides or wanted in Eastern Europe for human trafficking.. We don't know still She might be the Yakuza Queen.. So, to avoid any problems that might be bigger than you.. Marry her! |
Re: Minor Shiit! by ForeverYoung197(f): 11:10am On Jun 09, 2016 |
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:10am On Jun 09, 2016 |
ForeverYoung197:I didn't take it serious at first cos I thought it was the sex that got her too excited to have done such and made me make a promise.... But my mind won't rest after the whole thing.. I have the feeling I shouldn't have promised, that was why I had to bring it here... |
Re: Minor Shiit! by Cutehector(m): 11:12am On Jun 09, 2016 |
BlueEyeBalls:lol aiit.. she ain't gona do anythn.. just make the break up look entirely like her fault.. dats wah I do to avoid ancestral curses frm these destiny killers. |
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:12am On Jun 09, 2016 |
obiorathesubtle:while I am not ready for marriage And besides she is older than I am... But beautiful... I just don't feel alright brobro |
Re: Minor Shiit! by ForeverYoung197(f): 11:13am On Jun 09, 2016 |
BlueEyeBalls: I like to promise too but I love to break them. As long there's no written agreement you are free to do whatever you want. |
Re: Minor Shiit! by Cutehector(m): 11:14am On Jun 09, 2016 |
ForeverYoung197:I luv it wen u call me sexy.. |
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:14am On Jun 09, 2016 |
Cutehector:I talk am say u be bad guy .... Who no know go know I'll do as u have said Bro, I just got to plan it right |
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:16am On Jun 09, 2016 |
ForeverYoung197:am happy and little relieved this is coming from a lady... Thanks dearie |
Re: Minor Shiit! by Cutehector(m): 11:17am On Jun 09, 2016 |
BlueEyeBalls: |
Re: Minor Shiit! by ForeverYoung197(f): 11:18am On Jun 09, 2016 |
BlueEyeBalls: You are safe. No fuss. |
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:18am On Jun 09, 2016 |
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:19am On Jun 09, 2016 |
Op you must Marry her.....I no fit wait to show for your wedding... E don tire wey me I chop wedding rice
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Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:19am On Jun 09, 2016 |
ForeverYoung197:one bottle of malt and a can of peak milk for u... U deserve it |
Re: Minor Shiit! by Cutehector(m): 11:21am On Jun 09, 2016 |
BlueEyeBalls:wetin again na.. u don change ur mind to marry am? |
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:21am On Jun 09, 2016 |
SANDOSKI:lol U no be good friend ... Is that all u can say on this minor shii? |
Re: Minor Shiit! by ForeverYoung197(f): 11:21am On Jun 09, 2016 |
BlueEyeBalls: No thanks, I don't drink malt nor milk. Pass me some champagne, we have to celebrate your broken promise |
Re: Minor Shiit! by hardebayho(m): 11:22am On Jun 09, 2016 |
ForeverYoung197: Really? We are complete opposites of each other. I don't make a promise I can't or will not keep. |
Re: Minor Shiit! by ForeverYoung197(f): 11:23am On Jun 09, 2016 |
1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:23am On Jun 09, 2016 |
Cutehector:make i marry aunty Dats impossible... The beats' on repeat:who no know go know Cancel am again and see firefire |
Re: Minor Shiit! by obiorathesubtle: 11:24am On Jun 09, 2016 |
BlueEyeBalls:then all I can really say is REST IN PEACE.. And I hope she gives you a quick death.. Slow deaths are usually very painful and characteristically utterly sadistic.. You lived a good life bro.. We'll remember you for what you stood for! 1 night stands.. 1 Like |
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:26am On Jun 09, 2016 |
BlueEyeBalls: Bestie na beta solution I give u so... I go be her chief braids maid... *You know say if I don't take care of you who will{DETTOL}
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Re: Minor Shiit! by Cutehector(m): 11:26am On Jun 09, 2016 |
BlueEyeBalls:lwkmd... just make sure u dnt get some curses behind u. that shitt's serious bro. |
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