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Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:28am On Jun 09, 2016
ForeverYoung197:





No thanks, I don't drink malt nor milk. Pass me some champagne, we have to celebrate your broken promise wink

Blueeyeballs say make I give you....cheesy

Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:29am On Jun 09, 2016
ForeverYoung197:




You sexy and you know it.
if I hear... Obuodu su sexy... Na messy grin
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:31am On Jun 09, 2016
Cutehector:
lwkmd... just make sure u dnt get some curses behind u. wink that shitt's serious bro.
tryn'a put fear into a nigga again abi.... Am scared no more bruh, drop the shii wink
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:33am On Jun 09, 2016
SANDOSKI:



Bestie na beta solution I give u so... I go be her chief braids maid...


*You know say if I don't take care of you who will{DETTOL}



gringrin
u not taking proper care of me.... If u really want to,


PAY ME A VISIT grin
Re: Minor Shiit! by Cutehector(m): 11:33am On Jun 09, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
tryn'a put fear into a nigga again abi.... Am scared no more bruh, drop the shii wink
oh so u takin advice from a chic rhai?
Re: Minor Shiit! by Cutehector(m): 11:34am On Jun 09, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
if I hear... Obuodu su sexy... Na messy grin
God punish u cheesy wen trendsvivi dey fall in love, I no disturb u oooo..
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:34am On Jun 09, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
smiley then all I can really say is REST IN PEACE.. And I hope she gives you a quick death.. Slow deaths are usually very painful and characteristically utterly sadistic.. undecided


You lived a good life bro.. We'll remember you for what you stood for!

1 night stands..
Chai!


I no just know wetin I go tell u... cry cry
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:37am On Jun 09, 2016
Cutehector:
God punish u cheesy wen trendsvivi dey fall in love, I no disturb u oooo..
who fall inlove.... Which tym? While I was away



But nna, to be sincere, idiro sexy manncha grin grin grin
Re: Minor Shiit! by obiorathesubtle: 11:38am On Jun 09, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
Chai!


I no just know wetin I go tell u... cry cry
cheesy tell me you'll include my name in your will.. Even a pair of sneakers to add to my stack would be nice..
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:38am On Jun 09, 2016
Cutehector:
oh so u takin advice from a chic rhai?
Yes nah... Because na chick put me for trouble embarassed
Re: Minor Shiit! by ErnieSmallzz(f): 11:39am On Jun 09, 2016
grin blueblue oyaoya, am an event planner oh, erm una done choose ur color combination for that day?





And am also a makeup artist, so u have noting to worry about grin
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:39am On Jun 09, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
u not taking proper care of me.... If u really want to,


PAY ME A VISIT grin



M coming dear....

Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:40am On Jun 09, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
cheesy tell me you'll include my name in your will.. Even a pair of sneakers to add to my stack would be nice..
u no be good person sincerely cry cry


Am really in trouble embarassed
Re: Minor Shiit! by Cutehector(m): 11:40am On Jun 09, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
Yes nah... Because na chick put me for trouble embarassed
lmao. And na woman go make sure say u die for dat trouble
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:41am On Jun 09, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
grin blueblue oyaoya, am an event planner oh, erm una done choose ur color combination for that day?





And am also a makeup artist, so u have noting to worry about grin

na free grin grin
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:43am On Jun 09, 2016
Cutehector:
lmao. And na woman go make sure say u die for dat trouble
lol... So wat do u suggest I do
Re: Minor Shiit! by obiorathesubtle: 11:44am On Jun 09, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
u no be good person sincerely cry cry


Am really in trouble embarassed
okay fine.. Tell her you have aids..
Re: Minor Shiit! by ErnieSmallzz(f): 11:44am On Jun 09, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
na free grin grin
free ke? U wan ruin ma business?

Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:44am On Jun 09, 2016
SANDOSKI:




M coming dear....
na only u I want.... And come in ur night gown or a mini skirt grin grin
Re: Minor Shiit! by Cutehector(m): 11:45am On Jun 09, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
who fall inlove.... Which tym? While I was away



But nna, to be sincere, idiro sexy manncha grin grin grin
no be u go tell me na cheesy, na woman go talk say I sexy wink
Re: Minor Shiit! by gbens2000(m): 11:48am On Jun 09, 2016
ForeverYoung197:




You sexy and you know it.
u wan burst cutehector head abi,cutehector nw will be like

Re: Minor Shiit! by Cutehector(m): 11:49am On Jun 09, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
lol... So wat do u suggest I do
u want details?
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 11:49am On Jun 09, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
free ke? U wan ruin ma business?
as ur lapdance teacher nah wink....it should be free for me u know grin
Re: Minor Shiit! by Cutehector(m): 11:50am On Jun 09, 2016
gbens2000:
u wan burst cutehector head abi,cutehector nw will be like
see my fans ooooo grin
Re: Minor Shiit! by ErnieSmallzz(f): 11:53am On Jun 09, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
as ur lapdance teacher nah wink....it should be free for me u know grin
erm*licks lip* ok lerrus negotiate grin
Re: Minor Shiit! by ForeverYoung197(f): 12:00pm On Jun 09, 2016
hardebayho:


Really? We are complete opposites of each other. I don't make a promise I can't or will not keep.


Alright.
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 12:07pm On Jun 09, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
na only u I want.... And come in ur night gown or a mini skirt grin grin

I dey come with my village peoplegrin

Re: Minor Shiit! by gbens2000(m): 12:10pm On Jun 09, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
She asked me to have sex with her and after the whole thing, she held me tight and asked me to promise I'd marry her....


Wat does dis mean

I promised tho... Cos she wouldn't leave me be as the grip was tight... Pls Wat does she mean by that
u better run for ur life oh if not u are a gunner
Re: Minor Shiit! by gbens2000(m): 12:16pm On Jun 09, 2016
Cutehector:
God punish u cheesy wen trendsvivi dey fall in love, I no disturb u oooo..
no they mention that name anyhow oh.
Re: Minor Shiit! by Cutehector(m): 12:25pm On Jun 09, 2016
gbens2000:
no they mention that name anyhow oh.
what? She isn't related to lord voldermort tongue
Re: Minor Shiit! by gbens2000(m): 12:30pm On Jun 09, 2016
Cutehector:
what? She isn't related to lord voldermort tongue
lolz.
Re: Minor Shiit! by Nobody: 12:33pm On Jun 09, 2016
gbens2000:
u better run for ur life oh if not u are a gunner
I thought nothing of it till dis morning wen it kept hitting my mind

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