@ma'am lovinam, any tips to boost libido for those that have dropped, no be only preggy mamas dey here na.

@Prettyhurts, pls chillax, this too shall pass, soon and very soon.

Adeime:
Good evening fam, cc July mamas I've confirmed lol sex and it's a boyyyyyyyy. Meanwhile they say amniotic fluid is too much 4 baby please I'm I supposed to be worried sabi mamas abeg advise
We're 2.64kg @ 33 weeks

Cc: soonest zaynie, lovinam, tchiwinnie, cherrymum1, Fortius, mitchyy and our mamas that have answers to this question. Make una help us answer our teamie.

olatebony:

Ok Mummy thanks. I'll do just dat.

How much is dos booties?

Happy birthday to baby Lucas@fortius

#threadkpekus make sense joor. Don't enjoy doggy too,we can't seem to find the place any time we try. Didn't really kpekus enough;first was doc 30wks embargo,then DH fear it may hurt the baby. Since we resumed it've not been frequent. I must try a new style tonite. You ladies rock.

@enkaydewdrop Sorry abt the VE experience. I kind of understand how u felt. I have this problem of finding it difficult to relax. Once a female doc tried to examine me(ttc days) and complained that I'm frigid. She took time to lecture me ooo. Just simple baby check at ANC ,i always cross my legs till doc reminds me to uncross. Don't know why I act so defensive. But the good news is I'm not afraid of labour one bit. I keep confessing smooth swift labour and delivery and so shall it be for us.

Hbd to ur baby boy @Fortius,may he rise above his mates n may kings n princes fight over themselves just to dine wit him Amen...(dis senior wey u dey call me,I no sure say I don reach oooooo cos d day wey una go say show pincturez ,mk u no cum c me pincture vex.. ehen.


Congrats mommy hajarahbadmus,may ur LO bring u joy n plenty money,Amen.

Welcome newbies,enjoy ur stay loves..
#onelove

Dunni29:
Not in hiding. ....just getting to know that January babes are many. I thought it was just me and you. Anyway this is my third tour and final bus stop. 9weeks today....

Congrats dear, we dey like dele. Cant wait 4 wen i can say its my final bus stop, its going 2 be haute haute after dat.

Congrats mama may ur LO fill ur home with love and joy.
Wish the remaining mamas safe delivery.amen

hajarahbadmus:
Hello from the other side...
It's a girl..
Started having sudden strong contractions by 9pm last night..7mins apart..
Got to the hospital by 11pm..was 2cm dilated..
Was checked by 12am..was 7cm dilated..
By 12.30am, the baby's head was crowning
And by 12.35am, my little angel came out screaming and hungry..
Which of the favours of your lord will you deny?
Watch this space for the full episode..
My breasts are sore already..the baby dey vex

Threadkpekus

Im big on props!
Have you felt the coldness of ice cream on your nippless? Or the warmth of this lips licking off the icecream?
Have you heard of bullet vibratorr?


Im a little bit shy.

Congratulations to our newest mamas. Its becoming more difficult to follow this thread oooo. 9pages to read now now? Na wa

4 d kpekusing matter... I stil b fargin ooo

When I was preggy,2nd trimester,choi,it was pure heaven
Infact we invented styles,ny one wey we think out n e dey comfy,we carry on. D 1st tin z getting ursef in d mood,Enkaydewdrop if ur hubby z on social media,start dropping hints,talk raw biko,he is ur hubby. U can b lyk *insert wtv u call him* do u knw wat I feel like doing now?? Do u knw wat my body is craving now?? He might reason food,bt no dear,u hv another idea,surprise him wit it,b explicit(he z ur husband). Then u make his fav food n kip,if u can get juice(economy z bad mehn) u get.. Tnk God 4 cold weather now,run him a warm bath.wen he comes back,u help him remove his clothes,tk him to d bathroom n bath him,pls tk ur tym while doing this,mk sure u lather his nipples very well,do dis seductively,bath him wit care... Wen u r done bathing him,u start there n start d kissing(that z if he will allow u bath him finish sef),as u r kissing,use ur thumps to roll his nipp.les,dnt twist it ooo,if soap lather is on it beta sef,use d other hand travel down to his kini,definitely he expects u to touch d head,bt dont,go 4d balls,all these while,continue wit d kissing,he might want u to touch d head,no mind am,wen u feel u have gotten him excited,just lightly touch d balls,i say lightly ooo(he would groan,God I nid some kpekusing I swear,it af tey).While u r doing all this tk his hands n place dem on d places u knw turns u on,let him b working too... tel him u nid him to go down ur hoohaa wit his mouth(allow him tickle n suckle am wella,no air blowing pls,u can get him tom tom ,let him b licking it while playing down there,it increases the feeling) speak up,it turns dem on(pls show signs that he is doing right by moaning,even if he isn't,encourage him by moaning all d while directing him with ur hands how u want it,u get waramin ryt?? Wen he is getting it,ur moans should increase,he wil get d gist,men love pleasuring their wives). Pls give him a blow.job(men love it wella,bt dnt allow him c um ooo). Wen u r both in da mood u then start d jiggi . Dem no born dat orgas.m well mk e no show n mk u sing halleluia
There was a style that didn't fail us all tru til d day I delivered,we called it scissors style ,u put leg across his like scissors,while u both use ur hand to balance urselves. Also doggy too... E get 1 style wey I learn 4here couch style,O BOI!!! U sit at d edge of d couch n spread ur legs while ur dh kneels in front of u n off u go!!! Pls dnt 4get to b kissing n touching,dnt get carried away like me sometyms... also dat cowgirl too


Chai,childbearing n nursing has sent my libido to sambisa,I nid to show dis man dat I'm stil d Chick he feel in love wit,I dey wait 4 am today ...
Baby E sorry, ur daddy got me today

Chai,na me write all these,if my mama catch me,I piry myself.

Chai! U guys can talk for Africa, av been reading up since 30 minutes ago. But u guys no try for dis Kpekus matter o, u no even pity person like me wey get embargo. Sometimes I feel d urge to do it bt as barring don deh na to respect myself. As for d doggy style I deh enjoy am ,infact d month I took in dat's wat we did d most, initially we're doing missionary coz of ttc things bt had to tell Dh to change to doggy coz d thing deh sweet though sometimes it can be painful coz u ll feel it deep in d pelvic.

@ enkaydewdrop,dat ur doctor no try o, I did VE recently and it wasn't really painful though deh inserted Speculum first before dipping hands. But na d same boat we deh for dat kpekus matter,have only kpekus once in dis pregnancy, if dem no lift embargo I go lift am myself once I get to 37wks.
@ hajarahbadmus, congrats on d birth of ur princess, God bless her.

beyedew, I flip yansh and my tiny booby for you you be professor!
That couch style is da bomb, its not stressful at all. I can go on and on till d sperm wey dh get finish.

Adeime:
Good evening fam, cc July mamas I've confirmed lol sex and it's a boyyyyyyyy. Meanwhile they say amniotic fluid is too much 4 baby please I'm I supposed to be worried sabi mamas abeg advise
We're 2.64kg @ 33 weeks

My dear pls work very closely with your Dr on this one. Ask him a lot of questions o. Pls adhere strictly to him. Or u can double check with a govt hospital. Sabi mamas who have more experience will come around and torchlight ur matter.
I wish kaffy4bill was available. You can PM her pls.
Cc: tchiwinnie, soonest, babythug.
Fvine too is a very knowledgeable person she might be able to shed more light too.

creamchiccb:
Choii..today is officially threadkpenkus day!!eva since I learnt kpenkusin helps durin labour I dnt joke wit it,atlst 3tys weekly weather in d mood or not!woke up dis mrnin 3am to pee as usual,getn 2d bed dh's hand was opened 4him to cuddle me couple wit d rain...my oo my!he swung into action wit my tip!Dh is off frm work today I gisted him abt our kpenkus discussion few mins ago...anoda section ensued!geeeeezzzzzzzz!!I made dh to learn hw to slip unclad so it mks tins much easy*plz Enkay nd co kip tryin until u get dere!*covers face*

Ehnehn?

So, we were busy looking for solution, and you were busy "getting down"...
Ahhhhh...

I raise nyash for you...
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki!!!!

sugah:
Threadkpekus

Im big on props!
Have you felt the coldness of ice cream on your nippless? Or the warmth of this lips licking off the icecream?
Have you heard of bullet vibratorr?

Im a little bit shy.

Shuggaarrrrrr m, chai. Bebe geh i di on point.

iomoge2:
Me Don dey fear kpekus o..
Hubby can last one hour.
It's worse if I give him sideways or doggy.
He go just dey do dey go
Even if I use hoohaa hold him kini tight. Squeeze him bobbi, na to continue.

Abeg want can I do o.
I like my 2minutes kpekus.

Sometimes I go do like I Don die for bed and he go say should I stop? How I wan green make him stop with that hardon.
I Don tell am say u last too long. Still on still

He just wants to sleep there
And says no becos I no like kpekus.
Make una help me abeg.

Ahhhhh!!!
Why are you praying for 2mins kpekus dis woman?
You won't enjoy 2mins na...

mitchyy:


Hehehe. Happy kpekusing!!!

He's not back yet...
I don go drink paracetamol cos of all the pains I'm having...
I'll soon go and bathe and spray small perfume under my armpit and neck...

I don't know where I kept my g-string now...
Oooooooh na....

Then we go on gen and fan, so that neighbors no go hear, and heat no go worry us...

Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki!!!

BritneyStacy:

Ewo! !! Scan 800naira in your hospital? ?? Abeg which state? Which hospital? ?? That one no be every week I for dey do scan
2500naira is the lowest in Uyo ooo....

It's even #500 and na very big private hospital o, na for outside I even do am for 800, d highest I av paid for scan so far is 1000
.

Coldfeet:
Fortius and enkaydewdrop cherrymum1 has done good justice to the topic nah!


Enkay you can try the cowgirl position! ( you sitting on top ur DH) It gives you total control of the depth and thrust.

What you need to open up the place isn't just the dicky going in but orgasm! Toe twitching orgasm with eyes rolling back into its socket I mean MouthAction babe u go forget your name and your kikikiki will be from jamaica to korea
That's if you and ur DH are game and into it! Since you feel pains during penetration MouthAction is the bomb. Please tell ur DH not to blow air into your power house o! Let him just lick, rub, suck and tickle you with his tongue and finger.
After this if you feel relaxed and oliver twisting he can enter the well oiled sanctuary

Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!
Tonight is the night...
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki!!!

I 4got d ear,biko use ur lips on dh's ear,play wit am,em fit piss 4pant

simababe:



I think he did a membrane sweep for you but he shud used a lubricant. Anyways it's always painful n can help to indice labour. Pele dear, u dnt hate it more than myself. May God help us reap the fruit of our labour. Amen

If that's what he did, me I'll swear for him oh... Who sent him...?
And now, I've been having cramps since yesterday... I don drink water taya, e no dey stop...

JUMAYIN:
I think its painful for som ppl n not painful for some coz manhoo.d size differs...yea, the only style I enjoy most is doggie,coz it hits my gspot,especially standing ovation doggie.

Oooooh da blood!!!
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki!!!

Which one is standing ovation doggie again oh...?
Oh Lawd!!!

***Faints...

Cc mitchyy Fortius cherrymum1

Momma Enkaydewdrop n momma Fortius n all d kpekusing mamas,shebi una don c wetin una cause??
After I don send dh msg finish n em don reply dey hurry home,biatch AF z bk,biatch couldn't stay away 4just dis night.. hv bin breastfeeding 4 almost 7months,hv prayed 4it to come bk n save me some days I didn't wanna kpekush,d yeye gal didn't show,just dis night,dh wil say I was just taunting him,kai.... I'm nt happy ooo,wat do I do As I felt it tickling down n rushed to d bathroom n saw her royal redness,I hv bin praying 4it to just go bk n come bk in d mawny,d yeye gal no gree,it z stil tickling.. I didnt even feel any sign,none at all... Kai kai kai kai kai

soonest:
Enkaydewdrop sorry for that bad experience. Next time try to relax.

Yes mummy... I will... Thanks ma'am...

Thank you mama I'm patiently waiting if pm Kaffy4bill now.

cherrymum1:


My dear pls work very closely with your Dr on this one. Ask him a lot of questions o. Pls adhere strictly to him. Or u can double check with a govt hospital. Sabi mamas who have more experience will come around and torchlight ur matter.
I wish kaffy4bill was available. You can PM her pls.
Cc: tchiwinnie, soonest, babythug.
Fvine too is a very knowledgeable person she might be able to shed more light too.

Coldfeet:

The stop an search is another great style, you stand and place your hands on the wall with ur legs spread out and he fondles ur boobies from behind whilst thrusting in gently.

Huhn?
Stop and search...

These mamas wee nor keep somborri...

I don learn anoda one...

Cc mitchyy Fortius cherrymum1

Gaily04:
@ma'am lovinam, any tips to boost libido for those that have dropped, no be only preggy mamas dey here na.

@Prettyhurts, pls chillax, this too shall pass, soon and very soon.

Tigernuts, dates and coconut juice is good for libido. Remove the seeds from the dates and soak them with the tigernuts and coconut for two days. Then blend and sieve out the juice. Drink it a few hours before kpekusing. You go see say, libido go full everywhere.
I haven't tried it personally but so many people have, it works! )

lovinam:
Hahahahahahahahha. I'm shying shy o!! Omo! See hot seat! Ok make I say sontin as per person wey don de chop beta kpekus for 17years!! Lmao!( I chop correct one this morning sef)

Ehem!! You know pregnancy is a sensitive period. You have your on and off switch that can happen at anytime. So what I do is I relax he whole day. I try to avoid things tha will trigger my off switch.

Getting down to jigigi ehn! Have oga kiss your neck thoroughly. Then he should move down to the breast and suck tenderly while touching the clits!! If you are sensitive down there he should lubricate his fingers before touching you. ( He shouldn't penetrate yet). You sef close eyes and forget ya sef. Lol!!

I believe body go don de ho you small sotay you go de beg for penetration. Ok oh! When he don de inside as he de move small small make he de touch your clits at the same time. If he fit sha make he de suck the breast join. Don't forget to raise your head with enough pillows o! Make persin no go choke on top kpekus mata!

I have other tips, try this one first and come and testify!

Ha!
17 years...?

Thank God I mentioned you...
Enough experience from you...

I go dey disturb you everyday now...

Kai!!!

Amhappy:


@enkaydewdrop Sorry abt the VE experience. I kind of understand how u felt. I have this problem of finding it difficult to relax. Once a female doc tried to examine me(ttc days) and complained that I'm frigid. She took time to lecture me ooo. Just simple baby check at ANC ,i always cross my legs till doc reminds me to uncross. Don't know why I act so defensive. But the good news is I'm not afraid of labour one bit. I keep confessing smooth swift labour and delivery and so shall it be for us.

Me and you na the same...
It is well...
Amen to your prayer...

Today we are discussing kpekus under this cold weather, dh does not want to come back home on time...
It seems he knows i'm preparing for serious action

sugah:
Threadkpekus

Im big on props!
Have you felt the coldness of ice cream on your nippless? Or the warmth of this lips licking off the icecream?
Have you heard of bullet vibratorr?


Im a little bit shy.

Ghen Ghen!!!

Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki!!!

enkaydewdrop:



Oooooh da blood!!!
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki!!!

Which one is standing ovation doggie again oh...?
Oh Lawd!!!

***Faints...

Cc mitchyy Fortius cherrymum1

Ovation doggie? Stop and search? OMG!!! I need to run away from this thread this night. These mamas will not kill somebody. See the way we overthrew #threadcuties with #threadkpekus. Enkay na u cause am o. If u dont apply all these tips this night ehn...