waxxydude:
Guy drop ur acct no make i send you one bottle of turbo king..

CaptainEColeJnr:
King.Che.ezyP.uff just reminds me of Fuggy

the female Yorkshire dog, who does her 'thing' at night when we're asleep, then she gets pregnant without us knowing the etymology behind it...

She was pímped every night, smart dog,don't you think?


They cover their tracks well

the nerve

°Did I accidently run over yer mailbox?
...why are you in my face!!!

KingCheezyPuff:
.. what you tryna do dude?
....Spoil the whole of next week too?

Shit it..

Are you feeling uncomfortable because I'm way too blunt?
I'm never gonna employ euphemisms when dealing with crackheads like you.. no!

Now tell me.... give me an estimate of how many men you've had your 'way' with?

KingCheezyPuff:
°Did I accidently run over yer mailbox?
...why are you in my face!!!

Damn!!!

I used Fuggy as a simile-esque example to juxtapose you and your deeds...

I mean,you fit into the story...

So tell me... how are your cowboy men?

CaptainEColeJnr:
Damn!!!

I used Fuggy as a simile-esque example to juxtapose you and your deeds...

I mean,you fit into the story...

So tell me... how are your cowboy men?

°Most the time I don't know what you talking

They OK,I can't complain I ever been stalked by 1
.....You understand me?

KingCheezyPuff:
°Most the time I don't know what you talking

They OK,I can't complain I ever been stalked by 1
.....You understand me?

Understand?

Of course I understand you very well... you're the butterfly that gets pìmped every fore night ..

Talk about not comprehending me,try marrying your lexicon

CaptainEColeJnr:
Understand?

Of course I understand you very well... you're the butterfly that gets pìmped every fore night ..

Talk about not comprehending me,try marrying your lexicon

°What do you want dude?

KingCheezyPuff:
°What do you want dude?

Did your brain suffer a Holocaust?

The ab-initio question should be "What do I have to offer?"

But (un)fortunately you have nothing to offer .. I can deduce from your erstwhile DPs that your chest is as flat as the fens of Holland

your booty? oh gosh!!! you can't be half-baked,its either you have it or you don't. Gbam!!!

Conclusion: I don't want anything from you cuz I can't get none

CaptainEColeJnr:
Did your brain suffer a Holocaust?

The ab-initio question should be "What do I have to offer?"

But (un)fortunately you have nothing to offer .. I can deduce from your erstwhile DPs that your chest is as flat as the fens of Holland

your booty? oh gosh!!! you can't be half-baked,its either you have it or you don't. Gbam!!!

Conclusion: I don't want anything from you cuz I can't get none

°Uuuh... since you can't find what you like here
....does then mean you gon stay off my profile and get out my space?

KingCheezyPuff:
°Uuuh... since you can't find what you like here
....does then mean you gon get out my space?

SMH... elliptical mind... always tilting in dumbness

I was never in your 'space'

CaptainEColeJnr:
SMH... elliptical mind... always tilting in dumbness

I was never in your 'space'

lilmax:

KingCheezyPuff:
Oh! I see the problem
You looking at yer post man!
....Mine is the 1 above it

JeffreyJamez:


Lol this is funny

KingTom:
not as funny as "oh Lord this nigga fuckin my girl mehn I ain't your baby no more"

KingTom:
You are one tough cookie

*Dont listen to that dude.You are not funny.
but you already know that
......Or don't you?

KingCheezyPuff:
*Dont listen to that dude.You are not funny.
but you already know that
......Or don't you?

JeffreyJamez:



Buhahahahahahahaha Oh Jesus!.. Tom oooo!

KingTom:
Ok dear

°Yer replys ta me get me

°•If you weren't so rude with a foul mouth,you'd actually be ok

KingCheezyPuff:
°Yer replys ta me get me

°•If you weren't so rude with a foul mouth,you'd actually be ok

KingCheezyPuff:
°Pleeeeeeeeease. go Out to them threads and look next time a guy posts his pic or a car or talks about his 6pack etc.

Wait tell Mr.nairaland competition strats they gon be out in packs!!

marvelck:
To most girls, girls make good friends, but guys are better?...The reasons why most girls prefer to have male friends than girls is very simple. To some girls, having female friends do come with a lot of issues. And apart from the usual bickering and jealousy that are common with most girls, female friends are more of friends with benefits to some. According to a lady, some girls usually get close or become friends with a girl just to live off her, use her things, borrow money from her, wear her clothes or even use her to get connected to men. There's always a reason for them wanting to be friends with one. And at the end of the day, most of them ain't even grateful or appreciative. And you may not even need an enemy when you have some girls as friends. Cos, by the time they show you their real color, you'd be gutted. That's why most girls prefer to have male friends than girls. And apart from enjoying a guy's company, girls also see guys as close confidants. One whom they can share their secrets or private matters with freely, compare to a girl. Cos, telling a girl your secrets sometimes, is like dancing naked in the market. But most guys are naturally known to very good at keeping secrets, been supportive, as well as being a close confidant. And this is one of the reasons why most girls like hanging out with guys than girls... Ngbo na true?