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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 6:54pm On Jun 09, 2016
Darthv,

If a lady ever ask u if u guys can date, here are they responses:

1) wow, r u sure u can handle my heat? My heart is so big oooo, I should warn u, can u carry it?

2) make some funny faces n say; nah, that is not the way u do it, u r meant to take ME out on a date to a posh place, do me five course meal , after that we go drinking in a serene environ, then u look out for the right time to ask me out. angry

3)

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 9:49pm On Jun 09, 2016
3) Hope u know what is involved?

If u don't, here is d breakdown:
You wud call me first thing in d morning n last thing @ night,
You wud recharge my phone weekly n also drop me weekly allowances
You wud pay for my hair cuts, take me on shopping spree n generally make ME happy . cool

We wud only get down when I want us to. N u wud do all d work. grin

If along d line u can't meet up, u r free to invite another fine geh to help u massage me.
cool

N when its time to marry, be ready with d Groom Price! tongue


4) if she ask that, u can tell her, "I'd think about it. " grin

5) or say " you haven't impressed me enough....."

6) or make faces n whisper to her hearing : oh now she is seeking licence to lay make Luv to me without restrictions! She wants me all to herself but she has to try harder



Use any of these......

You should know that a gurl asking u that, as point 3 response above pointed out, is trying to man d r/ship. Make her pay!
Never in ur life accept that straight even if thatz what u have been yearning for.

It should be @ ur terms not hers, hope some1 gets this

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 9:54pm On Jun 09, 2016
Getting Physical:


She showed up by 7:07 and called to know where I was, that she was around the bush bar, I told her she was late .... That I was on my way home! ( while I haven't even left home in the first place..... I was playing games on a console.... This is a trick I use a lot : I usually let them get there n call me , then I pretend like they came late! I always works) she pleaded n implored n explained until I reluctantly told her , " aiit, let me pick something , I'd be with u soon .
I kept her waiting till 7:30 .

Now guys, here is a lil secret: dress casual ( jeans n T/shirt, reveal those chest, let her look forward to unravelling u.) most times when going out with a big fish!

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 10:03pm On Jun 09, 2016
We continue with this experience coz I notice its beta that way so u guys can see how to link lines , keep minds brewing n lay legs
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by XOGBADO(m): 11:44pm On Jun 09, 2016
Boss... I've been following this thread from page 1 down to 10. Had to skip other pages just to get down here and ask for your help. fast forward

To start With, am a very shy person. I've had series of girls falling for me but I just don't know how to go abt it.
There's dis girl in particular I met about a year ago. Nothing Serious really happend btwn us until march dis year wen she started asking after me frm ny frndds. I colectd her contact and called her, ever since then we've been a little close. Although I do most of d calling She stays in onitsha and am in owerri. I called her about 2days ago to check on her cos we didn't hear frm each oda for about a week. First thing she requested frm me was to send her airtime. Told her it was already late. I could Av gone out to buy her dat airtym but I refused cos of d way she asked me, I also had dis feeling dat I ws being friend zone.
Fortunately I stumbled on this thread dt same evening nd I found out i was actually being friend zoned. I made up my mind to never chat/ call her again xcepts she calls. Funny enough she hasn't even asked me for d airtym again.
That reminds me.. She chated me "hi" abt an hour ago buh I haven't replied hr yet. I plan replying her 2moro morning.

Please guide me on this.
Sorry for d long text and grammatical errors .

Modified
I dont really think long distance relationship is ideal for me now esp. As a fresher in dis game wink
Cc HARDDON
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lilmaydee(m): 12:13am On Jun 10, 2016
HARDDON:
We continue with this experience coz I notice its beta that way so u guys can see how to link lines , keep minds brewing n lay legs

Baba, pls i need your advice. there is this beautiful girl that lives close to my place of work. she always "Hi" me anytime am going to work. last week wednesday i and my gf broke up. so d next day i saw dis girl, she came to see someone in my place of work so i took the courage to woo her, she said yes after 4 days. my problem nw is ever since i wooed her i have been seeing her in the midst of different guys in her mum's shop and am nt comfortable with it. we only greet each other and talk on fone cos am always busy so she is always busy too helping her mum. how can i make her fall in luv n lust with me. cos dis my ex gf don get another guy and i dont want to look like a loser to her. pls baba give me OT
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 9:38am On Jun 10, 2016
I need ur help bro @hardon
Theres dis girl i met in school, she kinda got attracted tu me, we chatted a little and I left without collecting her number, we do meet few times in class, nd we say hi tu each other, i met her one day while leavin the hostel nd i collected her number....i did nt call cos i wasnt ready for a friendship ir even any relationship at all cos of past experiences.......fast forward to some weeks later we met again while i was heading to class and this tyme after the usual greetings, i gave her my number nd left.......soon (like 2 days after ) we started chatting on watsapp, buh nt often...dere was a time she uploaded a new dp nd i sent her this ''''ur dp looks special
buh ave seen way more better pix of
u than dix''. she didnt reply, rather she sent a happy newmonth msg, i replied same.
later she sent a msg '' hello, hw are u''
i replied her ''if u wanna knw hw am doing u ave tu call me'' she got enraged and replied====>
''U know wat...m already tired of u...u r so rude, proud nd inconsiderate... I think I shld add d fact dat u r ill mannered. Dis is d end of our friendship.'' nd blocked me asap i sent a text msg telling her dat u jux met me only tu judge me said some other things....she replied ''Wow...m surprised...ur response ws unexpectedly wonderful''
''Nd mature as well''
''M sori I wrote ol dat 2 u...bt dere r certain tinz u say dat r offensive''
''If u dnt mind me asking... How old r u?''
Me : y do u wanna knw my age?
we nt even friends
Her: kk, m nt interested in knwing u anymore bye for life
P.S: called her a couple of times network was terrible.
end of chat
hardon i knw i bleeped up, i jux want u to evaluate this issue and advice me please...thanks and sorry for the the long novel....
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NevetsIbot(m): 11:25am On Jun 10, 2016
.....Una don too message me

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NevetsIbot(m): 11:39am On Jun 10, 2016
NevetsIbot:
Of all girls. The ones I like to hit on are the quite popular ones

''no space girlie. Find somewhere else. I'm using this.'' she scoffed angrily and walked away. I just rested again, her time wuld come soon.

next morning, she saw me.... I have this principle. Whenever I look at a girl, i break the eye contact first as if I'm not interested. With my eyebrows up, i just take my face away slowly. No rushing. She looked me in the eye and I did too. I took my face off and boarded a bike, ignoring her.

Next day, she was passing by me. it was by a busy road. She tried to pass by me, i blocked her, she tried the other way, I blocked her.
'' Nevets,what's your problem??'' She asked!
so.. She's been digging abt me sha.

''Where're you going??'' i bombarded her with series of questions.

she'd look around and ask ''why are you asking me'' ... And I'll say '' why should I not ask you uhn? You aren't above questioning''...
I wasn't smilling.

''you want to spoil my package here, people are looking. They know I don't talk'' She said again.
''all the more reason why I want to keep you here for as long as I can. Those wings of yours must be broken today.''

She laughed hard. The malams beside who knew her cold attitude were just looking at her like ''so, she fit laugh''
Lol grin.

''you're not serious'' she was still laughing.

''you'll embarass me this way. Stop laughing. When next you see me. You're gonna tell me how you knew my name. and no! I won't give you my digits, I hate disturbances, chao''

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NevetsIbot(m): 12:16pm On Jun 10, 2016
whenever girls make demands from me.. Or say they need me to help them do something... I say '' you have'nt qualified yourself to get it from me''


P.s. The model in the above post now messages me a lot. Which I'm already getting tired of. grin

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by SeunWedsLinda(m): 1:40pm On Jun 10, 2016
NevetsIbot:


next morning, she saw me.... I have this principle. Whenever I look at a girl, i break the eye contact first as if I'm not interested. With my eyebrows up, i just take my face away slowly. No rushing. She looked me in the eye and I did too. I took my face off and boarded a bike, ignoring her.

Next day, she was passing by me. it was by a busy road. She tried to pass by me, i blocked her, she tried the other way, I blocked her.
'' Nevets,what's your problem??'' She asked!
so.. She's been digging abt me sha.

''Where're you going??'' i bombarded her with series of questions.

she'd look around and ask ''why are you asking me'' ... And I'll say '' why should I not ask you uhn? You aren't above questioning''...
I wasn't smilling.

''you want to spoil my package here, people are looking. They know I don't talk'' She said again.
''all the more reason why I want to keep you here for as long as I can. Those wings of yours must be broken today.''

She laughed hard. The malams beside who knew her cold attitude were just looking at her like ''so, she fit laugh''
Lol grin.

''you're not serious'' she was still laughing.

''you'll embarass me this way. Stop laughing. When next you see me. You're gonna tell me how you knew my name. and no! I won't give you my digits, I hate disturbances, chao''
baba nevets, you na bahd guy grin

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 7:00pm On Jun 10, 2016
XOGBADO

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Don't bother yourself about her. A gurl that doesnt call u but ask for airtime from u , doesn't have an iota of respect for u n isn't worth been on ur friend's list, block her right away n Delete her n0
U send her the card, she wud use it to call guys like us! grin

Besides, just like u, I hate long dist palm wines .... The time she wud spend on d road to come down, I can use it to prosecute like 3. U dig?

Btw, I listed out things that can help shy guys overcome their weak airs @ the beginning of this journey. Go tru it n step up gee!

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 7:19pm On Jun 10, 2016
lilmaydee:
Baba, pls i need your advice. there is this beautiful girl that lives close to my place of work. she always "Hi" me anytime am going to work. last week wednesday i and my gf broke up. so d next day i saw dis girl, she came to see someone in my place of work so i took the courage to woo her, she said yes after 4 days. my problem nw is ever since i wooed her i have been seeing her in the midst of different guys in her mum's shop and am nt comfortable with it. we only greet each other and talk on fone cos am always busy so she is always busy too helping her mum. how can i make her fall in luv n lust with me. cos dis my ex gf don get another guy and i dont want to look like a loser to her. pls baba give me OT


Must u do the gf thingy? N d way I see it, u just rushing into this cos u don't wano be a loser as u said.
But u r actually acting like one already ! angry

Listen, you should learn to do things cos u really want to not because of some fud u done with!

It seems u still Luv that ex of urs. N from ur statement, I can tell she dumped u after u gave her ur heart, balls n life willingly!

Take a break gee.... Be friends with d gurl, no rush n while @ it,meet other gurls cos if u don't, n u go ahead with this date thing , ur jealousy wud make a whimp of u n u go repeating ur past mistakes.

And for the umpteenth time, STOP ASKING GURLS OUT GUYS!

Why commit urself n ur freedom when u can have the apple free of charge n shackles ?

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 7:47pm On Jun 10, 2016
peterpen:
I need ur help bro @hardon
Theres dis girl i met in school, she kinda got attracted tu me, we chatted a little and I left without collecting her number, we do meet few times in class, nd we say hi tu each other, i met her one day while leavin the hostel nd i collected her number....i did nt call cos i wasnt ready for a friendship ir even any relationship at all cos of past experiences.......fast forward to some weeks later we met again while i was heading to class and this tyme after the usual greetings, i gave her my number nd left.......soon (like 2 days after ) we started chatting on watsapp, buh nt often...dere was a time she uploaded a new dp nd i sent her this ''''ur dp looks special
buh ave seen way more better pix of
u than dix''. she didnt reply, rather she sent a happy newmonth msg, i replied same.
later she sent a msg '' hello, hw are u''
i replied her ''if u wanna knw hw am doing u ave tu call me'' she got enraged and replied====>
''U know wat...m already tired of u...u r so rude, proud nd inconsiderate... I think I shld add d fact dat u r ill mannered. Dis is d end of our friendship.'' nd blocked me asap i sent a text msg telling her dat u jux met me only tu judge me said some other things....she replied ''Wow...m surprised...ur response ws unexpectedly wonderful''
''Nd mature as well''
''M sori I wrote ol dat 2 u...bt dere r certain tinz u say dat r offensive''
''If u dnt mind me asking... How old r u?''
Me : y do u wanna knw my age?
we nt even friends
Her: kk, m nt interested in knwing u anymore bye for life
P.S: called her a couple of times network was terrible.
end of chat
hardon i knw i bleeped up, i jux want u to evaluate this issue and advice me please...thanks and sorry for the the long novel....

Oh brotherly!

U simply used the right words @ the very wrong time.

Those lines r perfect, just that u haven't created a connection with her yet! Therefore , they sounded plainly arrogant with no iota of humour whatsoever!

When u meet a new lady, ur main aim is to get pass the usual barricade they put up to ward off regular guys that hit on em.
And we have told u that the best way to do that is to swing unusually arrogant yet funny lines.

Once u can make them laugh , every time u with them, it creates a connection this is what makes them always wano chat with u, call u n just can't help having u in their lives. Cos u FUN to talk to, be with as they usually say.
This is when u use such lines not the one u just met.


If I were u, these r the lines i wud have used on her about that pix:

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 9:32pm On Jun 10, 2016
HARDDON:


Oh brotherly!

U simply used the right words @ the very wrong time.

Those lines r perfect, just that u haven't created a connection with her yet! Therefore , they sounded plainly arrogant with no iota of humour whatsoever!

When u meet a new lady, ur main aim is to get pass the usual barricade they put up to ward off regular guys that hit on em.
And we have told u that the best way to do that is to swing unusually arrogant yet funny lines.

Once u can make them laugh , every time u with them, it creates a connection this is what makes them always wano chat with u, call u n just can't help having u in their lives. Cos u FUN to talk to, be with as they usually say.
This is when u use such lines not the one u just met.


If I were u, these r the lines i wud have used on her about that pix:

1) this picture is poignant , pregnant with untold words....staring into my soul like........

She wud be forced to ask like what? After smiling

You reply with : like it has a lot to tell me,
She: what cud she want to tell u?
You: sure u really wano know? Oya come closer let me whisper it into ur ears....

She: OK, I'm closer now

You: like she wants to tell me she cares so much about me and she is trying to plead with me not to break her heart

She: she wud laugh n ask, how wud u be so sure , or u can't be srz or u r so funny or anything in that line.
Ignore whatever she says and tell her to take a closer look @ the pix n read meaning into the look

Whatever she says, twist it to mean she is into u but just don't know how to come straight n tell u.

Tell her not to bee shy n tell u what itz on her mind jor n that even though u do bite( instead of saying u don't bite as every other guy wud) ur bites are very sexy bite and she wud Luv it.......

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 9:57pm On Jun 10, 2016
HARDDON:


1) this picture is poignant , pregnant with untold words....staring into my soul like........

She wud be forced to ask like what? After smiling

You reply with : like it has a lot to tell me,
She: what cud she want to tell u?
You: sure u really wano know? Oya come closer let me whisper it into ur ears....

She: OK, I'm closer now

You: like she wants to tell me she cares so much about me and she is trying to plead with me not to break her heart

She: she wud laugh n ask, how wud u be so sure , or u can't be srz or u r so funny or anything in that line.
Ignore whatever she says and tell her to take a closer look @ the pix n read meaning into the look

Whatever she says, twist it to mean she is into u but just don't know how to come straight n tell u.

Tell her not to bee shy n tell u what itz on her mind jor n that even though u do bite( instead of saying u don't bite as every other guy wud) ur bites are very sexy bite and she wud Luv it.......

2) wow , LA lady LA hawt! ( yea I know I told u not to join her praise singers n compliment her, just chill a bit and watch flow..... This is to swell her head up, b4 diflating it with sleek statement that wud leave her limp weak)

She: thanks
You: just look @ those tiny BMW eyes! Do u close ur eyes in church when its time for prayers?
She : yes ofcos, lol
You: needless, ur eyes came closed by default cheesy
Here is ur analysis : ur Face is from France, nose from netherland , head from Hungary n eyes from Iceland, skin from senegal, lips from lybia But u mistakingly got lost in transit n ended up with a Nigerian body grin

U are the world gurl!

She: omg! lololoolololo

You: stop shinning your teeth jor n pay me my money

She: lol, what money now?

You: oh so u didnt know u have been in my crack ya ribs show? U pay dat black gordons, that confuse looking basket face, hungry looking igodie for their shows. My fee is 400 pounds per min cheesy



#murderlines!

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lilnovak: 9:59pm On Jun 10, 2016
Hey guys. I followed your your advise HARDDON and everything has been going will thanks. But when can i start your going for the dating part thanks for your reply🙏🙏🙏🙏

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 10:07pm On Jun 10, 2016
lilnovak:
Hey guys. I followed your your advise HARDDON and everything has been going will thanks. But when can i start your going for the dating part thanks for your reply🙏🙏🙏🙏

Sorry what did I advise u? cheesy
For it to work, it must be one of my classic wacky Linez grin

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 11:02pm On Jun 10, 2016
HARDDON:
Getting Physical:


She showed up by 7:07 and called to know where I was, that she was around the bush bar, I told her she was late .... That I was on my way home! ( while I haven't even left home in the first place..... I was playing games on a console.... This is a trick I use a lot : I usually let them get there n call me , then I pretend like they came late! I always works) she pleaded n implored n explained until I reluctantly told her , " aiit, let me pick something , I'd be with u soon .
I kept her waiting till 7:30 .

Now guys, here is a lil secret: dress casual ( jeans n T/shirt, reveal those chest, let her look forward to unravelling u.) most times when going out with a big fish!

Finally,there she was, I walked pass her, pretending not to see her , located a dimly lited corner, sat down n sent her this msg: big deddy is @ this corner, come over ( I did that so that instead of me trying to settle into where she was, I reverse d role n to also to set d record straight , I'm in charge). In a jiffy, she rolled over.
Boy! U needed to see the way she was radiant!
I ignored all that.
N I told her " She who findeth a Sexy guy findeth a Gud thing n. .....(stood up n hugged her, very briefly) as I whispered into her ears..... But I'd think about it though ...she started laughing

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 11:27pm On Jun 10, 2016
Hardon bro what do i do abt her nw.....cos it seems she's serious abt d ''bye''
pls ah dnt wanna go thru does pages again....it confuses me......jux give me a little tip and lines i can use to start up a convo with a girl sitting close by.....i wanna meet girls like u said buh dnt jux knw hw to start a convo......thanks

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 11:39pm On Jun 10, 2016
@peterpen, don't call her for now, just

Send her this message:

Hi, if only u know u contributed positively, unknowingly , to my research, u wud laugh so loud n beat ur self for been angry wit me. Do u think I cud hv acted like that naturally? grin
yea, I should hv told u.... But it wud'd defeated d purpose....



Or this :

If only u know.......


Or:

How do u care about people so much n not know how to laugh about their weak jokes? How do u tie some1 in ur heart n not let a lil rain on them?
I need to tell u something ...very urgently

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 11:57pm On Jun 10, 2016
[/b]PLS ah dnt

wanna go thru does pages again....it

confuses me......jux give me a little tip and lines i can use to start up a convo

with a girl sitting close by in class.....i

wanna meet girls like u said buh dnt

jux knw hw to start a convo......plsss help......d reason am sounding dat way is dat i might begin tu see her more often cos we are in the same faculty...nd i can tell she likes me...I might ave jux put her off...i would appreciate it if u will help me @ 1st request
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 12:00am On Jun 11, 2016
What if she is still stubborn or asks wats the urgent thing i wanna tell her......Is there any way i can mend the friendship and build the attraction/connection nd make her want me cos dat looks bleak....thanks
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:10am On Jun 11, 2016
We take it one step @ a time: If she can call or reach u back.... Then there is every possibility , u get her back.

N hey! Stop sounding like without her, life wud end.
Free ur mind n send one of those message first
It is to her advantage if she calls, not urs.

While @ it, meet others
Meet others.

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Alexyswiss(m): 12:15am On Jun 11, 2016
nice work HARDON and every one here...pls I need some help and courage

I this type of guy who is shy wen it comes to women... ive never gotten into any matured relationship yet...and I'm already in final year 400L....

pls how can I seem to confront a girl for relationship on campus...some hints pls
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 12:25am On Jun 11, 2016
[/b]PLS ah dnt wanna go thru does pages again....it confuses me......jux give me a little tip
and lines i can use to start up a convo with a girl sitting close by in class.....i wanna meet girls like u said buh dnt jux knw hw to start a convo......plsss
help......d reason am sounding dat way
is dat i might begin tu see her more
often cos we are in the same
faculty...nd i can tell she likes me...I
might ave jux put her off...i would appreciate it if u will help me @ 1st
request
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:52am On Jun 11, 2016
Alexyswiss:
nice work HARDON and every one here...pls I need some help and courage

I this type of guy who is shy wen it comes to women... ive never gotten into any matured relationship yet...and I'm already in final year 400L....

pls how can I seem to confront a girl for relationship on campus...some hints pls

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/1#45035607

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 10:36am On Jun 11, 2016
HARDON SEE D FUNNY REPLY
Whatever... I dnt care abt ur research...kip it 2 urself nd gud luck wif dat
hw do i rply bak?
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Mattyboy: 11:10am On Jun 11, 2016
gud day d HARDDON. I seriously need ur advice. there is dis gurl in my deprtmnt DAT I kW HV always stare at me but am dis vry shy guy dat even find it difficult tu say "hi" even if we re sitting close in d class.pls incase nxt time we sit close,how do I go abt it. just give a line pls.

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lilmaydee(m): 11:49am On Jun 11, 2016
HARDDON:



Must u do the gf thingy ?
Boss of life, i thank u for d advice. u said i shouldnt ask girls out again. so hw do i do it. baba im a novice, na luck i take get that my ex gf, even though she no respect me at all and also cheated on me in my face. i suffered for d girl hand. i decided to break up wen d insults was too much. we had sex several times. she told me she doesnt love me that im jst a companion anytime those guys misbehaved. i dnt want this new girl to do the same thing cos i have been unlucky with a good relationship. my frnd is really enjoying his even though i helped him to woo d girl. thanks boss
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 12:56pm On Jun 11, 2016
HARDDON.. been a while ireached here o.
but I have something to show you...

I went to my basketball game last saturday with my catch (I don't like gf and bf as far as we are doin the fuucckyy thing).. ok so we are suppose to go today and she texted me this morning that she woldnt make it.. as a sharp guy and from thing I've learnt here I did this..


met her online and...
............................
She: hi

me: clap for yourself

she: but its not my fault na

me. yeah just know you've fuccked up. now you have to make it up to me.

she. I'm sorry. ok what should I do?

me: first you ll treat me to something ill like, then take me out and gimme a full body massage. if you can't massage well then look for one fine girl to do it... do that one first..

she: is this not too much?

me: too much? I don't think so...

she: getting a fine girl to do massage will be a problem. and the toosh place will take sometime.

me: okay lemme reduce it a little.. remove the toosh place and replace that with.. 10mins lap dance and 20mins French kiss.. no laugh ooo..u see my teeth?

she: lol why are you like this now. okay no p Ill do it.

me: good I have to go now. later
.......................


how did I do?.. any suggestions?

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NevetsIbot(m): 1:03pm On Jun 11, 2016
SeunWedsLinda:
baba nevets, you na bahd guy grin
hehe... No cast me o.... Na my fault say I dey naturally stubborn and cocky?

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