I have a friend like that and the funny thing is that she succeeds. always going out then in the evening she post pix wen she actually begged for it. Smh

Brymo:
“ That same night, I wrote my first short story. It took me thirty minutes. It was a dark little tale about a man who found a magic cup and learned that if he wept into the cup, his tears turned into pearls. But even though he had always been poor, he was a happy man and rarely shed a tear. So he found ways to make himself sad so that his tears could make him rich. As the pearls piled up, so did his greed grow. The story ended with the man sitting on a mountain of pearls, knife in hand, weeping helplessly into the cup with his beloved wife's slain body in his arms.
Khaled Hosseini , The Kite Runner

Wow! Beautifully written. Please can I get the full story, it just feels too good to the soul.

KingCheezyPuff:
°Why didnt he just Peel onions?

Maybe it had to be true tears...from the heart.

ErnieSmallzz:
cutehector! Comman take me out









now tell me, what do u think bou me immediately u read this?

hopeless

cruzita:
take me out ?



I'm I a dog that needs a walk?




I hate been taken out because it makes me feel like I'm a liability .instead let me take you out

pretender

Cutehector:
must u always display ur lack of common sense? Now where in my post did i mention girlfrnd? I boldly typed it, if she is not a girlfrnd.... Phew...

she's one of those girls. E pain am

Bushesbae:
Yes dear, take me out tonight

see what we are saying

prettythicksme:
Who asked u to explain huh?c'mon i dont need dat.l will derail dis thread i swear!shebi u sabi run ur mouth like tap,u knw how to insult very well.I saw d way u insulted me dis morning,was busy then now i have ur time.

madam go n get busy again jare

Cutehector:
permit me to laff small abeg.....



Ok, straightens face



So, here we go.


Guys, have you ever come accross such ladies who "jokingly" or "knowingly" asks u this question.. "Come and take me out na" i believe the first thing dat comes to ur mind after hearing dat will be laughable.... Buh be that as it may, i'd like yall to really tell us what u really feel when u hear such statements from the ladies...


Do u see them as being cheap or loose


Or would u ever take such babe seriously if she is not your girlfrnd and she asks u dat just too too early.

abeg who get nice porn videos?

Bushesbae:
Arrant nonsense!

Nairaland frontpage is now like a dump, everything rubbish is pushed to front page Can't believe this trash is on front page.

FTC on a silly thread.

omo I think say na only me dey see all dis poo on front page dis days. Seun come and possess your possession before it is too late

Brymo:
“ That same night, I wrote my first short story. It took me thirty minutes. It was a dark little tale about a man who found a magic cup and learned that if he wept into the cup, his tears turned into pearls. But even though he had always been poor, he was a happy man and rarely shed a tear. So he found ways to make himself sad so that his tears could make him rich. As the pearls piled up, so did his greed grow. The story ended with the man sitting on a mountain of pearls, knife in hand, weeping helplessly into the cup with his beloved wife's slain body in his arms.
Khaled Hosseini , The Kite Runner

Khaled Hosseini is awesome. Two nights ago, I finished "A Thousand Splendid Suns" Massive read by all accounts. I am yet to read the Kite Runner, maybe when I am done with Vikram Seth's "A Suitable Boy" I am curious, who is your favorite writer--I am on the look-out for good recommendations!

Cutehector:
well nevermind. I wish not to mention the name..


So u really want the date?

With a very bad boy?

I'll pass

prettythicksme:
Who asked u to explain huh?c'mon i dont need dat.l will derail dis thread i swear!shebi u sabi run ur mouth like tap,u knw how to insult very well.I saw d way u insulted me dis morning,was busy then now i have ur time.

#Lolz...

Cutehector:
thank God u ddnt even follow me... I for just disgrace u... I even think say na beta babe sef...

u are a wicked person.
this chick is among those ___________________
#justsaying

UIA04:

With a very bad boy?

I'll pass

loool.. women!

BABANGBALI:
omo I think say na only me dey see all dis poo on front page dis days. Seun come and possess your possession before it is too late

you nor deh sleep?

yunnyp:


u are a wicked person.
this chick is among those ___________________
#justsaying

the chick is among those what?

U dey fear to talk am?



I no dey send anybody for nl oo, even mod sef

olushola1989:
see what we are saying

yunnyp:

u are a wicked person. this chick is among those ___________________ #justsaying

Among what? you know nothing

olushola1989:
abeg who get nice porn videos?

lol I heard dat shitt is fake..

Bushesbae:
Among what? you know nothing

shatap dia..

leofab:
HIV loading; remember some girls are like industrial fan; as then take blow reach you na do dem got ale blow reach David; reach Kesh and even touch Bello sef...

Were you referring to me?

Cutehector:
shatap dia..

Cutehector:
loool.. women!

And men too

cruzita:
take me out ?



I'm I a dog that needs a walk?




I hate been taken out because it makes me feel like I'm a liability .instead let me take you out

My kinda girl

UIA04:

And men too

what happend to men

Bushesbae:
Arrant nonsense!

Nairaland frontpage is now like a dump, everything rubbish is pushed to front page Can't believe this trash is on front page.

FTC on a silly thread.

Go and sit down far away jere... Na by force u talk ? As it is nonsense to you so also it is sensible to some, so no body give a Bleep about how u feel...

tayooluwole:


Go and sit down far away jere... Na by force u talk ? As it is nonsense to you so also it is sensible to some, so no body give a Bleep about how u feel...

You actually give a füçk

[quote author=Cutehector post=46450225] permit me to laff small abeg.....





Guys, have you ever come accross such ladies who "jokingly" or "knowingly" asks u this question.. "Come and take me out na" i believe the first thing dat comes to ur mind after hearing dat will be laughable.... Buh be that as it may, i'd like yall to really tell us what u really feel when u hear such statements from the ladies...


Do u see them as being cheap or loose


Or would u ever take such babe seriously if she is not your girlfrnd and she asks u dat just too too early.[/quote


WTF this scrap makes the FP. Ostensibly this platform ain't ennobling and instructive anymore. It's quite disheartening cos it's becoming stupendous.

Bushesbae:
You actually give a füçk

Kindly find somewhere to sit...

[quote author=valkaka post=46467141][/quote]I made a comment in u most recent thread.. why not go check it out..

tayooluwole:

Kindly find somewhere to sit...

sitting on your head