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Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by christopheru(m): 1:56pm On Jun 11, 2016
These are the reasons why Men are always happy

1. Their Last name stays with them forever.

2. Phone conversation lasts for just 30 seconds flat. grin

3. A five day vacation requires only one Jean cheesy cheesy

4. If someone forgot to invite them, he can still be their friend.

5. The same hairstyle lasts for years cheesy cheesy or even decades grin grin

6. They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes grin

7. They don't freak out when they go to a party and see another man wearing the same shirt, instead they cheer and drink to that cheesy cheesy plus they become buddies grin grin

...Add Yours...
Cc: Lalasticlala

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Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by christopheru(m): 1:59pm On Jun 11, 2016
Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by Cutehector(m): 1:59pm On Jun 11, 2016
Naaaaaah..,number 7? shocked


Not when my fashionista told me that the shirt is imported after paying huge amount grin



It's somehow cheesy
Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by vizkiz: 2:01pm On Jun 11, 2016
nothing but the truth smiley

Another point is we don't bleed for three days every month...I am grateful for that embarassed

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Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by Rexhenrex(m): 2:16pm On Jun 11, 2016
u greedy sha,u still book ftc on top ur thread chai.end time op

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Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by FreeBSD: 2:17pm On Jun 11, 2016
Very true.

Men rule!

Women ... ========> this way
Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by ErnieSmallzz(f): 2:18pm On Jun 11, 2016
cry *sighs*
Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by Nobody: 2:26pm On Jun 11, 2016
They don't worry about pregnancy after sex.

they don't use tissue to clean their privates after urinating.

They don't menstruate or experience dysmenorrhea

they don't wear heels knowing full well it will hurt so much.
Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by christopheru(m): 5:03pm On Jun 11, 2016
Rexhenrex:
u greedy sha,u still book ftc on top ur thread chai.end time op
hahahahaha grin your comment na end time comment grin grin
Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by niyot124: 10:49am On Jun 20, 2016
vizkiz:
nothing but the truth smiley

Another point is we don't bleed for three days every month...I am grateful for that embarassed

undecided
Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by vizkiz: 10:58am On Jun 20, 2016
Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by niyot124: 12:11pm On Jun 20, 2016
vizkiz:


tongue
Thank God I am not a guy tongue
Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by vizkiz: 12:13pm On Jun 20, 2016
niyot124:

Thank God I am not a guy tongue

Being a guy is fun! undecided
Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by niyot124: 12:20pm On Jun 20, 2016
vizkiz:


Being a guy is fun! undecided


No it's not,comes with way too much responsibility.

Besides what a man can do,a woman can already do even better.

So,i don't need to be a guy.
Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by Cutezt(m): 12:23pm On Jun 20, 2016
Bros, A Man Is Happy Because He choose to be happy. My Happines Is My Choice, Because The External Influences Cant Make Me Sad.
Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by vizkiz: 12:30pm On Jun 20, 2016
niyot124:


No it's not,comes with way too much responsibility.

Besides what a man can do,a woman can already do even better.

So,i don't need to be a guy.

I knew that was going to be your point if defence grin

No wonder why the ladies are now better in STEALING, CHEATING, COMMITTING CRIMES, AND LEADING THE WORLD INTO DESTRUCTION undecided

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Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by ernesty20(m): 12:44pm On Jun 20, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
cry *signs*
e pain am grin





but vizkiz killed it shocked
Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by niyot124: 12:49pm On Jun 20, 2016
vizkiz:


I knew that was going to be your point if defence grin

No wonder why the ladies are now better in STEALING, CHEATING, COMMITTING CRIMES, AND LEADING THE WORLD IN DESTRUCTION undecided



Really Ladies are better in stealing, cheating, committing crimes and leading the world in destruction ?

You know these are not true(except maybe in cheating,which is equal bdw for both sexes.

The last time I checked Osama bin Laden,Sadam Hussein, Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, Pablo Escobar, the leader of the Boko Haram Sect,etc, are men.

We have evil women as well but they are nothing compared to their male counterparts in number.




Even Satan the perpetrator even evil is addressed as "he". undecided
Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by niyot124: 12:50pm On Jun 20, 2016
vizkiz:


I knew that was going to be your point if defence grin

No wonder why the ladies are now better in STEALING, CHEATING, COMMITTING CRIMES, AND LEADING THE WORLD IN DESTRUCTION undecided



Really Ladies are better in stealing, cheating, committing crimes and leading the world in destruction ?

You know these are not true(except maybe in cheating,which is equal bdw for both sexes.

The last time I checked Osama bin Laden,Sadam Hussein, Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, Pablo Escobar, the leader of the Boko Haram Sect,etc, are men.

We have evil women as well but they are nothing compared to their male counterparts in number.




Even Satan,the perpetrator of evil is addressed as "he". undecided
Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by PoliticalThuG(m): 12:52pm On Jun 20, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
cry *signs*
no cry tongue
Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by PoliticalThuG(m): 12:54pm On Jun 20, 2016
niyot124:


Really Ladies are better in stealing, cheating, committing crimes and leading the world in destruction ?

You know these are not true(except maybe in cheating,which is equal bdw for both sexes.

The last time I checked Osama bin Laden,Sadam Hussein, Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, Pablo Escobar, the leader of the Boko Haram Sect,etc, are men.

We have evil women as well but they are nothing compared to their male counterparts in number.




Even Satan,the perpetrator of evil is addressed as "he". undecided
mttchwwwwww
Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by vizkiz: 1:03pm On Jun 20, 2016
niyot124:


Really Ladies are better in stealing, cheating, committing crimes and leading the world in destruction ?

You know these are not true(except maybe in cheating,which is equal bdw for both sexes.

The last time I checked Osama bin Laden,Sadam Hussein, Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, Pablo Escobar, the leader of the Boko Haram Sect,etc, are men.

We have evil women as well but they are nothing compared to their male counterparts in number.


Even Satan,the perpetrator of evil is addressed as "he". undecided



like seriously? grin grin
Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by utenwuson: 1:20pm On Jun 20, 2016
men re happy naturally cos everything about men re natural! no need to play n sick........... we re open being!
Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by niyot124: 1:27pm On Jun 20, 2016
vizkiz:




like seriously? grin grin



Hey,what's with the face smiley
Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by niyot124: 1:28pm On Jun 20, 2016
PoliticalThuG:
mttchwwwwww

Back at you.


What
Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by vizkiz: 1:31pm On Jun 20, 2016
niyot124:


Hey,what's with the face smiley

your comment is funny. You had to bring terrorists into the board grin
Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by niyot124: 1:42pm On Jun 20, 2016
vizkiz:


your comment is funny. You had to bring terrorists into the board grin


smiley
I had to since you brought in stealing, crimes and world destruction into the scene.
Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by vizkiz: 3:01pm On Jun 20, 2016
niyot124:

smiley
I had to since you brought in stealing, crimes and world destruction into the scene.

I figured that out smiley
Re: Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy by niyot124: 8:06pm On Jun 20, 2016
vizkiz:


I figured that out smiley

Yeah cheesy.

But really, anyone can be happy regardless of gender.

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