Have you ever been to church and there is this one girl who won’t allow you concentrate on the service because of her moves, beauty or appearance?

We come across a number of girls in Nigerian churches with different personalities. Irrespective of the denomination, you will find the same set of people there.

Even in the spirit filled, tongue speaking and vision seeing churches, you will still meet different types of girls; the good, the bad and the ugly. You find those who over dress or don’t, seek attention or just remain unnoticed.

These girls sometimes make going to church fun and entertaining, and at other times a little frustrating.

We bring you 10 different types of girls you will find in Nigerian churches.

1. The one who gets way too into the worship: These set of girls make you feel like you’re not spiritual enough. They are perfect or act like they are perfect. They will shed tears and roll on the floor like they don’t care. Some would even fall on you while getting under the anointing and you’re just standing there wondering if the devil has possessed you.

dammyjay93:
Have you ever been to church and there is this one girl who won’t allow you concentrate on the service because of her moves, beauty or appearance?

We come across a number of girls in Nigerian churches with different personalities. Irrespective of the denomination, you will find the same set of people there.

Even in the spirit filled, tongue speaking and vision seeing churches, you will still meet different types of girls; the good, the bad and the ugly. You find those who over dress or don’t, seek attention or just remain unnoticed.

These girls sometimes make going to church fun and entertaining, and at other times a little frustrating.

We bring you 10 different types of girls you will find in Nigerian churches.

*yawns

Where the list?

dammyjay93:
Have you ever been to church and there is this one girl who won’t allow you concentrate on the service because of her moves, beauty or appearance?

We come across a number of girls in Nigerian churches with different personalities. Irrespective of the denomination, you will find the same set of people there.

Even in the spirit filled, tongue speaking and vision seeing churches, you will still meet different types of girls; the good, the bad and the ugly. You find those who over dress or don’t, seek attention or just remain unnoticed.

These girls sometimes make going to church fun and entertaining, and at other times a little frustrating.

We bring you 10 different types of girls you will find in Nigerian churches.

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I go dash this op Sunday slap ,if wetin I dey do dey for the list

2. The self-appointed chorister: Sitting close to this type of girl in church can be frustrating. They sing louder the choir and sometimes in a croaked off key voice. Sometimes, they don’t even know the lyrics and just keep adding their own lyrics.

3. The inappropriate hot or sexy girl: These ones dress like they are going for a party. Miss sexy has no problem showing off too much cleavages or hot legs. After all, God looks at the heart and not what you’re wearing.

4. Madam Oversabi: They feel the need to show they know it all and in reality they don’t. Pastor says something and they begin to explain to nobody in particular like they are assistant pastors. Someone says something or makes a general observation and they begin to argue whether it’s right or wrong.

I was in church and then the preacher says something about women watching Zee world all the time and makes mention of one of the programmes, ‘Married Again.’

Then this oversabi girl goes like: I knew it was Saloni.

Me (thinking): Hellooo, married again and Saloni are two different programmes.

5. The restless ones: They will go out hundred times, cat walking like they are a fashion show just so you can notice their dress or shoe.

6. The reserved ones: They sit and listen attentively. They don’t overdo things.

Okk.. brb

7. The dancer: These set of girls will dance their hearts out during praise. Is it shoki, azonto, alanta, etighi, they will dance all without minding whether it’s appropriate or not. Sometimes, after exhibiting their dance skills, they tune off when it’s time for sermon.

8. The ‘I don’t care’ girls: They act like someone forced them to come to church. They don’t take part in anything. When others are standing, they are sitting, others are praying and their eyes are shining like torchlight watching others, others are singing, they are mute. They couldn’t care less what’s going on.

9. The commentator: These set of girls will comment from the beginning of sermon to the end. “Preach preacher”, “yes pastor”, “ride on pastor”, the list is endless.

10. The talkative: They will talk about any and everything. From beginning of service till the end, they are chatting about God knows what.


Nairalanders which category do you belong to? ?

11. The latecomers
They always come to church 10 minutes before the end of the service dressed like models and the annoying part is they would walk straight to the front row to sit.

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I fluctuate between 6 and 8...sometimes 2

Hahaha to be Frank u are 100% correct hahaha can u kwantinu with the story

I belong to number six,i just sit quietly in church.......... I hate an 'oversabi' sitting close to me in church they won't even let u listen to the pastor.

Countrygirl:
I belong to number six,i just sit quietly in church.......... I hate an 'oversabi' sitting close to me in church they won't even let u listen to the pastor.

Somebody's trying to be modest.

Countrygirl:
I belong to number six,i just sit quietly in church.......... I hate an 'oversabi' sitting close to me in church they won't even let u listen to the pastor.

for you mind. are you telling the truth

christopheru:
for you mind. are you telling the truth

yes

emitoz:
Somebody's trying to be modest.

Na u sabi