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Re: by Nobody: 2:24pm On Jun 12, 2016
iLegend:


Ben Carson would say ignore him, but I'd say Sir Ben, Mr. SAINTSAMURAII truly needs an urgent attention cuz he's a critical patient. Do you want him to die if I ignore him? He doesn't have money to fly to London for treatment, so I'll diagnose him here on NL.

Get well soon my brother.

Keep Safe.

NONSENSE
Re: by Nobody: 2:25pm On Jun 12, 2016
NONSENSE
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Re: by Nobody: 2:26pm On Jun 12, 2016
Gflat:


I don't think it is. U ladies do it n call it 'ladies talk'
°Hmmm.I think you need ta learn to share
Did you have a problem sharing yer toys as a boy? I think so smiley
Re: by Cutehector(m): 2:34pm On Jun 12, 2016
ForeverYoung197:



I'm responding your mentions undecided
no u are not. I asked u for smth and u'v not replied to dat!
Re: by ForeverYoung197(f): 2:35pm On Jun 12, 2016
Cutehector:
no u are not. I asked u for smth and u'v not replied to dat!


O...I'll drop it on your email smiley wink no fuss.
Re: by Nobody: 2:36pm On Jun 12, 2016
iLegend:


Some people ignore body language and focus on words. It's not what you say it's how you say it.

Sometimes I go straight to sex topics the first time I meet a girl. You'll be amazed how they giggle. A woman knows who to slap. When she sees a real man she'll hide every negative thought she had in mind.
°And how many times where you slapped?
Re: by Gflat: 2:39pm On Jun 12, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
°Hmmm.I think you need ta learn to share
Did you have a problem sharing yer toys as a boy? I think so smiley

Lol, no ma'am I dnt. You dnt seem frm around here smiley
Re: by Nobody: 2:41pm On Jun 12, 2016

Re: by Nobody: 2:43pm On Jun 12, 2016
Gflat:


Lol, no ma'am I dnt. You dnt seem frm around here smiley
°No? Then why wont you share now?

Im not, I'm American. Hi
Re: by vizkiz: 2:43pm On Jun 12, 2016
Debbywills:

Says who grin...Some girls will just be blushing like say Tomorrow na Next year. grin

lol. Will you blush too? wink
Re: by Nobody: 2:44pm On Jun 12, 2016
iLegend:


Oh! Now I understand. You should've told us earlier the trauma you're going through. Don't worry okay? Sweep your tears. God will guide you. Take heart and remember no condition is permanent. You'll soon get over it; it's just a matter of time.

Keep Safe.
NONSENSE
Re: by Cutehector(m): 2:45pm On Jun 12, 2016
ForeverYoung197:



O...I'll drop it on your email smiley wink no fuss.
cool
Re: by Nobody: 2:45pm On Jun 12, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
hmmmm hehehehehe will those work on you?
°Some.Yeah.
Re: by Nobody: 2:48pm On Jun 12, 2016

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Re: by fernandoc(m): 2:49pm On Jun 12, 2016
Some bad guys are busy learning and upgrading. Philanthropism isn't only when you share money...@ilegend is sharing ideas.

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Re: by Nobody: 2:50pm On Jun 12, 2016
iLegend:


I won't reply you again. How I wish there's a way of blocking insane people from commenting.

PLEASE EVERYONE SHOULD IGNORE SAINTSAMURAII HE HAS NOTHING TO OFFER ON NL AND HE'S OFF BALANCE.
NONSENSE
Re: by Nobody: 2:51pm On Jun 12, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
°Some.Yeah.
BYE
Re: by Nobody: 2:53pm On Jun 12, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
BYE
*waves him out*... bye bye wink
Re: by Nobody: 3:07pm On Jun 12, 2016

Re: by Nobody: 3:16pm On Jun 12, 2016
iLegend:


A woman can never slap me. I have never imagined that before. When I hear people mention slap I begin to wonder what they're talking about. Woman slap me? C'mon! It's the last thing that'll ever happen in my life, cuz I don't look for religious troubles; I only look for controllable troubles.
°I wanna slap you now!! cheesy
....why did you change my font color? angry
Re: by saintdennis(m): 3:30pm On Jun 12, 2016
Is that what you call a pick up line? 80% of what's written there can't be used to start a conversation with a Nigerian stranger!

How many strangers will have time to listen to you spew long sentences? Keep it short n simple!

Anyway here's a free line for working class guys / guys who jam a working class babe in evening (going home after work)

GUY: good evening... you look stressed out / tired

GIRL: Yh/ Yea / yes / yes o...

GUY: then quit the job na?!

GIRL: (Most certainly will laugh) who will then feed me, clothe me? Etc
.
if u can't continue from there then just stick to carrying call girls. Lols

For the students. (the innocent looking guys)

GUY: Excuse me... has the lecture ended?

GIRL: Which lecture? Are u in my dept?

GUY: NO... just that yesterday I said hi and u ignored me, just needed to say something to get ur attention today smiley

Can I walk with you?

OR IF THE BABE SAYS YES the lecture has ended then reply.

GUY: can't believe u actually talked to me 2day, u usually ignore me when I try to say HI.

Girl: me? When? Am not like that, maybe I didn't hear u

Carry on from there.

For the bad ass womanisers

...well ya'll don't need tutorial... ya'll need jesus in ya life lols

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Re: by Gflat: 3:50pm On Jun 12, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
°No? Then why wont you share now?

Im not, I'm American. Hi

Hello. I am Nigerian-American smiley
Not been around for a while though you seem to have a interesting personality
Re: by Nobody: 3:56pm On Jun 12, 2016
Gflat:


Hello. I am Nigerian-American smiley
Not been around for a while though you seem to have a interesting personality
°Thank you,sir.
You 1st generation Nigerian-American? Or?
...Where in the US do you live?
I'm from the southern state of Arkansas but I live in Texas now.
Re: by Nobody: 4:00pm On Jun 12, 2016

Re: by Gflat: 4:00pm On Jun 12, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
°Thank you,sir.
You 1st generation Nigerian-American? Or?
...Where in the US do you live?
I'm from the southern state of Arkansas but I live in Texas now.

Lol no I am not a 'sir' I was born in the US call me the younger generations cheesy
I live in Brooklyn but presently back in Nigeria.
Maybe we can get to know each other in time to come
Re: by Nobody: 4:06pm On Jun 12, 2016
Gflat:


Lol no I am not a 'sir' I was born in the US call me the younger generations cheesy
I live in Brooklyn but presently back in Nigeria.
Maybe we can get to know each other in time to come
°If you ain't got no Nigerian accent,which you likely don't cuz you was born in the US
....°I dont want to talk ta you smiley tongue

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Re: by Gflat: 4:11pm On Jun 12, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
°If you ain't got no Nigerian accent,which you likely don't cuz you was born in the US
....°I dont want to talk ta you smiley tongue

Smiles. So you only wnt guys with Nigerian accent?
Re: by Nobody: 4:15pm On Jun 12, 2016
Gflat:


Smiles. So you only wnt guys with Nigerian accent?
°Basically wink
Re: by Nobody: 4:23pm On Jun 12, 2016

Re: by Nobody: 5:03pm On Jun 12, 2016
iLegend:


Haha! Don't worry, during our pillow fight which I have fixed on the 17th of June 2020. I'll give you my left cheek to slap. Remember, each slap will yield 10 spanks on your ass. I'm as brutal as Brutai, but not abusive like Breezy.

That was a funky font you got there! Or do you prefer when it funky?
°I don't like rough play.
....bye
Re: by Nobody: 5:10pm On Jun 12, 2016

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