A restaurant where the waiters attend to customers unclad has opened in the United Kingdom with a big bang.


Two Journalists at the Bunyadi restaurant
 
London's first n*ked restaurant which boasts 46,000 people on its waiting list opened its doors last night in a secret location in south east London.
 
The head chef of London's newest out-there dining experience said he hoped that being n*de will help diners concentrate on their food and encourage them to 'try new cuisines'. Only open for three months, Bunyadi claims it offers 'pure liberation', offering the experience of eating in its 'purest' form. But will the £69 tasting menu be the sole thing on everyone's mind?
 
Two MailOnline journalists who visited the restaurant for the first time share their experiences:

"On the way to the restaurant I realise I'm feeling pretty intense nerves, like first date nerves, which is weird because I never get naked on first dates.

"Being n*de doesn't bother me at all - I'm more than happy with my body - and I'm feeling a sort of thrill knowing I'll soon be swanning around as n*ked as the day I was born.

"I picture myself as an ethereal creature, casting off my clothes and prancing around like one of Joseph Tomanek's Nymphs Dancing to Pan's Flute.

"There are certainly some Dionysian vibes in The Bunyadi. The waiters and waitresses are naked despite some leaves and flesh coloured underwear covering their most intimate parts. It's all very Ancient Grecian.
 
"However, my lofty ideals of bohemian public nudity didn't quite come true.

"Walking into The Bunyadi - a dingy-looking, unmarked pub decipherable thanks only to the body guard at the entrance - I'm hit by a wave of humid heat (perhaps to encourage me to strip).

"Immediately my head begins to bead with sweat and I'm torn between a refreshing cocktail and hearing to the changing rooms - where I'm given a locker, a fluffy dressing gown and white slippers.

"It's unbearably warm I think, as a whip off my skirt, so much so that I don't think I've ever been so excited to get my clothes off - sorry ex-boyfriends.

Once in my robe I slink into the dark, labyrinth like restaurant. While I - the exhibitionist - am expecting an open and lit space, the layout of the restaurant evokes a cocooning and soothing atmosphere thanks to the private dining booths, encircled by bamboo.

"I dined with a female companion (trust me, there is nothing more depressing than failing to get a date when a precursor of the night is that you will be n*ked) and the experience felt a lot like the relaxed spa experiences I'm used to with my female friends.

"While I can't imagine two blokes, however much the best of friends they may be, stripping off to enjoy Tartare together, nudity among female friends feels natural.

"We go to toilet in front of one another in nightclubs - topless dining is nothing"

#End time restaurant #

Vaselinecrew cum nd see

Pls help to move this to FP
Cc: seun

Wow. Sure place to visit someday


Will truly take your mind back to the beginning of time.

Na wah oooo... And to think person go sit down comfortable and eat for this kind restaurant

And one wonders if the whites really have brain.
All in the name of freedom and rights? No!!! this is insane

This aren't unclothedness joor. I can do what that man did. Putting on a pant/boxer with leaves wrapped on your waist.

What ever that is worth doing is worth doing well.

The days of Adam and Eve were indeed good days...

Why dem no go sit

Na there Market go sell well,i'm very sure Obama'll start visiting

Omotayor123:
Na wah oooo... And to think person go sit down comfortable and eat for this kind restaurant

Mrcork must be a cleaner there .
He shld be employed

They can't move it bro,like 5 monikers already posted it

TenPassfour:
Pls help to move this to FP
Cc: seun

Brb

I tot madness only stopped in Africa until i noticed that madness is an english words

Ekwensu abia late na morning mass

I would like to see lanicky, mimzy, twaci, sleekyshuga, mzhorlah, sexytemi, as a staff there.

vizkiz:


you dey find trouble
Though he said he is taking you to London only if you wouldn't start cursing at the airport

Don't mind dat mushin nigga pekam London ko, pokom London ni.

HateU2:
Don't mind dat mushin nigga pekam London ko, pokom London ni.

.....have bomb sex......

And later, someone will open his bigots 2 tell me the End is not near

satelliteDISH:
This aren't unclothedness joor. I can do what that man did. Putting on a pant/boxer with leaves wrapped on your waist.

and the ladies

unapapadeycraze:
I would like to see lanicky, mimzy, twaci, sleekyshuga, mzhorlah, sexytemi, as a staff there.

Hmmmm, smh ...

Nothing is special here joor. I wear pant whenever am doing laundry and as per brea.st Mr IBU get am pass those

And i was processing my visa to yankee, i have to change direction to UK now.. When will naija start there own?

igetemi:


.....have bomb sex......

smh
Na dat one u see abi

Sexytemi:




Hmmmm, smh ...

Beautiful sexytemi. How var? You dey bear sexy temi, you nor fit upload sexy pictures, na wa oh.


How was your sunday? Hope you went to church?

sinaj:
Vaselinecrew cum nd see

hi baby, lets visit the nude restaurant. i swear i will get you fragrant leaves for coverings

sinaj:
Vaselinecrew cum nd see

ode you should be ashamed of u

unapapadeycraze:
I would like to see lanicky, mimzy, twaci, sleekyshuga, mzhorlah, sexytemi, as a staff there.

in ur widest dream baby

Godsgal:
And later, someone will open his bigots 2 tell me the End is not near

end is near since 2000 years ago..u no dey tire??

Why not live a good life, rather than been obsessed with the end.

Ecclesiastes: 1. 10. Nothing under the sun is new, neither is any man able to say: Behold this is new: for it hath already gone before in the ages that were before us. -

Iberibe!

unapapadeycraze:




Beautiful . How var? You dey bear you nor fit upload sexy pictures, na wa oh.


How was your sunday? Hope you went to church?

So because say my moniker get sexy mean say make i upload sexy pics??, well the sexy simply means am beautiful and i know it, and also am sexy in my body and i know it...shikina....c'est fini.....o pari....

Happy Monday to u.