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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NevetsIbot(m): 1:05pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
NLjona:hehe. See badoo |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 4:36pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
peterpen: ouch! are you sure, u told us all there is? what xactly did u do? kindly say cos she sounds really pissd. mehn! u gas to ignore her now. because her plan is to have u com beg her n in doing so, hand her ur balls so she can start manipulatin u.......we too big for that n we know beta. start meetin/datin others(possibly her frnds) n rob it on her face. jealousy is always our last pot of missile 2 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by minexpo(m): 5:43pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
boss I will want 2 chart wit u more personally... can I add u up on watsapp |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 7:15pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
HARDDON: boss I posted something for you.. please check and advice .. thanks |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 10:33pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
Hardon bro, Pls drop ur watsapp number so i can tell u in details buh i knw watever happened isnt enough tu make her that pissed.....by the time u knw wat happened in details i think wat u said shuld be the truth....she wants me to go begging her.... pls u still avent answered my request abt lines to start a convo....pls answer me swiftly.....thanks |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Theophinio(m): 12:20am On Jun 12, 2016 |
@Harddon There is this girl in my church that i fancy, but the problem is she always leaves before the close of our service, how can i approach her. I thought of approaching her when she is leaving, but that single act portrays neediness. Prof. What is the way out? #PEACE |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 9:39pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
peterpen: Pray tell: what is confusing about the pages? Lets see if I can improve on it |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 9:43pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
Mattyboy: https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/1#45035607 |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 11:05pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
lilmaydee: Read from the first page, ur answers r all over the pages, even when I told u not to , I gave reasons why u shldnt: https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/1#45035607 Summary is: The major reason is that when u do that, u unknowingly hand over ur balls to her, putting urself @ a disadvantage n she now has the power to decide how d r/ship swings. If u didn't know, every marriage, r/ship, has this controlling power, which by default, is the man's.this helps him to direct n guild his family or lady. When u go asking a gurl out, u hand her this power. This is why u wake up one morning n u have been friend zoned or turned a maga by the lady. N she go falling head over heels for a guy that does not even SEND her n treats her badly while she is not even taking ur calls....life iznt fare. 2) Asking a gurl out creates unnecessary tension Btw both of u. N u wudnt be free to express urself! For u to make a gurl fall so deeply in Luv with u, u must be comfortable in ur skin, u can't achieve this when u spoil d fun by asking her out! 3) asking a gurl out, makes her feel extra special n makes things difficult for urself . she naturally feels her worth is tru d roof! N she starts playing hard to get: then u begin to buy flowers. , gifts, take her on expensive dinner, send her airtime. , message her monin n night , call her every min n generally , pursue her cos u wano win her Luv! Basic law oc Econs: the higher the demand, the higher the price! U demand her by asking her out, be ready to pay premium price b4 u can sniff her Hair ! Her panties most times r off limits! Unknown to u, d airtime u hv bin sending, she has been using it to call guys like me, n we don't pick most times. U send her " Hi " tru chat, she takes a week to respond whereas, she message guys like me every other min n sometimes, we keep her on hold for hours even days. While u go wishing she responds to ur chat, she go wishing guys like me , responds to hers! 4) asking a gurl out, sends d wrong message.. . n they go thinking :" we just met n he is already asking me out? He must be on heat n just want to get under my skirts! " "Don told me he Luv me, after i accepted n let him in, he stopped calling me, same thin wit Roy n Uche. Sammy has been cheating on me n now, here isthis Guy(Thing) trying to decieve me again! Smh" 5) they say all guys r same, why don't u prove her wrong by not asking her out like every other guy?? How wud u feel if u make her so hung on u that she throws herself on u? 6) asking a gurl out means u r indirectly telling her u wano take d place of her dad n start footing her billz!!! N ofcos she wud be very right to start demanding things from u right away which u can't turn down because when u remember how u chased her n all that u spent b4 she said yes, u wano do anything to give her anything! Why?? because u r scared she might just move on to the next guy that gives her what she requested! See the undue pressure? N the crazy thing is, she wud keep using this to blackmail u! Some evil ones wud make some demands even their fathers can't afford just to push u off d edge! 7) asking a gurl out, takes the fun out of d life of that r/ship b4 it even starts( if it ever does) U wudnt be able to burst her balls cos u wano act responsible ! A lot of my ex dates still call me till date to tell me stuffs! Unprintable stuffs. because, they know, that I send less! Keep secrets( until I started writing this book)! ![]() There is this particular one that has been on my neck( she said she just wano see me promising to foot d billz; return ticket first class all d way, five star hotel for a weekend get away, but aint having it. She just wano lay her filthy hands on me) even though she is married now, she says her husby always make Luv to her gently so as not to hurt her( his wify) though in her mind, she is screaming for him to b a n g her lights out! She cant tell him though so as not to come across lose. N just want me over! Did I tell u I dVed her? N I hate gentility most times, the only time I do gentle is in d early morning tranquil hours, so as not to wake d neighbourhood with romantic sonorous sounds on a new dawn cos no matter how u loud d super surround, they always pierce tru morning blues. ![]() I can go on n on!!! 13 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 11:28pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
HARDDON: Word of warning: some of u wud become pro with women by following these posts, but no matter how sleek u turn, no matter how pro u roll, NEVER STICK UR JROD IN ANOTHER MAN'S WIFY! NEVER! Yea I know, stolen water tastes sweeter , ofcos it does, not this ONE! because from experience, married women connect quickly to these skills( cos some idiatic husbys don't even have time for their wives, or can't just last a min on bed, or can't get jrod to stand, or get too tired to twist or some idiotic reasons out there. To make up, they buy their wives anything but the only thing she really needs, they can't give her)! Therefore, the women go calling exes or start searching n they r more Dangerously Expressive! They wud tell u bluntly they want u ....that they wud take kare of u if u just agree to be their object of passionate pleasure! You r too big to be an object of pleasure! Besides, a woman, no matter how wealthy, is nothing but a smallie when it comes to bedding! They go screaming n scratching , go imploying n pleading, moaning n jerking.....they r kids , , n shouldn't control ur life! RUN LIKE JOSEPH! Cos this is the quickest way to Die YOUNG. 20 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 11:32pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
boss pls reply me naw.. and give me more tricks and tips i need to know ..thanks HARDDON.. been a while ireached here o. but I have something to show you... I went to my basketball game last saturday with my catch (I don't like gf and bf as far as we are doin the fuucckyy thing).. ok so we are suppose to go today and she texted me this morning that she woldnt make it.. as a sharp guy and from thing I've learnt here I did this.. met her online and... ............................ She: hi me: clap for yourself she: but its not my fault na me. yeah just know you've fuccked up. now you have to make it up to me. she. I'm sorry. ok what should I do? me: first you ll treat me to something ill like, then take me out and gimme a full body massage. if you can't massage well then look for one fine girl to do it... do that one first.. she: getting a fine girl to do massage will be a problem. and the toosh place will take sometime. me: okay lemme reduce it a little.. remove the toosh place and replace that with.. 10mins lap dance and 20mins French kiss.. no laugh ooo..u see my teeth? she: lol why are you like this now. okay no p Ill do it. me: good I have to go now. later ....................... how did I do?.. any suggestions? |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 11:35pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
HARDDON: lol funny enough my name is JOSEPH... *removes slippers* zzzzooooooommmmmmmmmmmmm |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 11:59pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
NLjona: @ bolded ![]() Now that is attitude laced with humour! Punishment ( u wud njoy ) + homour ![]() A lil suggestion though: next time, give her options to choose from instead of reducing d burden of d only option u gave. N hey, ur starting line is not so nice( though u were able to man it this time, it cud lead to her always not thinking twice b4 flaking next time. ) Instead of saying " clap for urself " like u were angry she flaked out( it was a privilege to fun u gave her n she blew it, u went ahead n had ur fun , who missed out ? Was it u? Ofcos not! She did miss out so paint it in such light ) ,make it a point to make her jelos n wish she had come along. Next time, she wud think twice b4 cacelling. if u have to, list out the things she like as part of d fun u had which she missed. U can even add a new catch talk into d gist These r some of the lines to use when a gurl flake out on u( u ignore the message, n go ahead with ur plans) When u r done, wait until she contacts u with d apology : then u say: You: No need for apologies, because I'm so glad u didn't show up, u wud hv spoilt this fine runzz for me..... A well endowed gurl asked me out! She: wow, what gurl You : this sweet a33 thing... We played bball, after that, we went to d movies, had some cream n now she has been calling me none stop ...... bla bla bla....add any line that wud make her jelos.. ( this is send less actitude ) .... God help u, because the next thing u wud see is ur line blinking, she is calling ..... I leave u to find a way tru the troubles I just put u in.... ![]() 5 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 12:19am On Jun 13, 2016 |
HARDDON: lol m glad m learning fast...yeah about the send less attitude.. I do tell her about unknown girls that call my line always..(seriously they do) I normwlly add it with humour.... bro I can't remember last I called this girl she has been calling since. on friday i told her to call me by 8pm bt she called by 11.. I picked and she was lk she forgot and I told her that's not my business that I told her 8pm and that I wanna sleep now.. then I hung up.. now I feel like d boss..thanks a lot 1 Like |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:23am On Jun 13, 2016 |
HARDDON: Or u cud say: Ah, it was kul......! I had a lot of fun for once without all ur troubles; like shaking ur a33 in front of me to distract me from looking @ other gurls because u can't imagine jrod cleaning other disk heads! ![]() Ur trouble like wanting me all to urself n always looking @ me with so much passion trying to make me lose focus but God strong pass u . 3 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:31am On Jun 13, 2016 |
NLjona: Whooohoooo!!!!! U dont n Not ur Biz? ![]() always drive it home with humour gee. U shloudnt have picked. Next time she wudnt 4 gt. Or u should have told her : " oh well, I'm very busy right now.....some1 is working on jrod n I need to concentrate ... Bye ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 12:48am On Jun 13, 2016 |
HARDDON: lol I thought so too sha (too harsh) thanks for the tips.. there is also this new catch I got too.. ill keep u guys updated .. ![]() |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:57am On Jun 13, 2016 |
HARDDON: Music blaring, we drank. After a while of my whispering things into her ears n her laughing wild, I told her to stand up n dance for me... She wasn't comfortable with that @ first, n I told her " r u always this boring or is my romantic aura making ur limps weak?" She made some sounds about workers , obviously she was worried that one of her subordinates or clients might walk in n see her ....n I told her " well , since the opinion of others matter more than my want, I gtg" . stood up, buttoned my jacket n she rush over to me saying "common, don't spoil the night, aiit , fine, I'd dance but u have to join me" I wasn't having that ...my plans was to join her after a while then tell her to grind me as i sit down back 2 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 1:49am On Jun 13, 2016 |
HARDDON: following.... |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 3:51pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
HARDON bro....Today is the birthday of dat girl dats furious with me is there anything i can do to pin her....nice job u doing, review the watsapp chat...pls hw can i contact u privately.... |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 8:34pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
peterpen: Send her this: " api born day twinky! Ll n proper prosperity... If only I cud sing, I wud have burst some lines for u. Where dem partey at? Btw, I got a gift for ya! " Pretend like nothing has been happening . ( r u a big Boy). Our aim is to bring her out of that annoying shell. If she responds to this message, then we have her ...bliv me 1 Like |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by martoz(m): 9:27pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
HARDDON:as in........which kind madt game b dis gan....i swear u b prof. for dis matter...wish I jex dey c how u dey play dis game...cos its hard to reach dis level all alone... |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 6:06pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
martoz: ![]() ![]() Learn the robes ...... We all started game less. Gurls use us to sweep the floor, ate our money, broke our hearts without as much as letting us hug them While one idiotic guy that gets d game was discovering new ways to drill d hole n treating our precious jewels as trash yet they keep going back to them n in our confused state, we wondered why they kept going back to the jack a33 who treats them badly n wud not hang out with us who were ready to do anything for them! They collect our money to feed d idiot , they use our recharge to call d malam n never call us! The only time they beep is wen they want to demand for more! N we call them back immediately wit joy in our hearts that they even remembered us to beep! ![]() We stoned. We've all been there.! U have to solemnly vow, not to feel those pains again n learn all it take to have them @ ur beck n call 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 8:08pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
HARDDON: Change them @ will, toss them if all they got is some fine bones n pussay .. It feels gud to be DonJuan Alpha! 1 Like |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Valwezzy: 8:10pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
welcome back Baba HARDDON Remember that my neighbour girl i told u was feeling me and that i wanted to take things to physical level? the girl is good, normally buys things for me when i tell her to. so, i decided to s*x chat with her to put her in the mood over whatsapp, things were going on fine till i told her to come over to my room so i can make her feel like a woman(i guess this is where i guffed). she said she can't do it with me.. Seriously i was shocked because i know for sure that she's into me..though, i laughed it off when she told me that and i didn't beg or pressurized her. i guess it's because she's is not sure about my feelings for her that's why she refused. Baba, i'm beginning to develop feelings for her...also how can i convince her to bleep me?? BABA HARDDON, kindly look into my case |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 8:35pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
Valwezzy: Why don't u guys listen? How do I drum it into ur ears that with women, the way forward, is the way backwards? That means : NEVER LET A WOMAN KNOW U WANT TO BLOW HER MINDS OFF! BEHAVE LIKE U DONT CARE! Behave like she is d one trying to lay her filthy hands on u n u ain't interested in her! Let alone getting down with her! This is d best way to have her drool over u ! because every other guy wants nothing but fvck, Dare to be different ! Let her be d one to chase u! N when paradventure , u let her have it, she wud be very greatful! No jokes Ive had a calabar gurl thank me after every hawt session because I make her sweat b4 she can hv jrod....in fact, this is one of my bedding secrets: I fore play for long , make them so wet that they can't but want it in, some wud straddle u, wanting jrod in, but I trap it inbtw my legs they can't have it, I make them plead, cajole , some even wud be close to tears( telling me "u gono make me cry, i want u so bad, please just a little taste, i promise)" ![]() STOP askING GURLS OUT! STop ASKING FOR S3X LIKE PEACOCK ON HEAT! STOP LETTING DAT IDIOT OF A D1CK CONTROL UR WHOLE LIFE! STOP BEVAVING LIKE EVERY OTHER GUy OUT THERE! DARE TO BE DIFFERENT! I'm so peeved with u right now that I feel like slapping sense into ur head tru dis phone Get this straight, no matter how hard a woman is onto u, the species can control their emotions. N a thin line lies Btw liking u n ignoring u. just one wrong step, n u either become a maga , or she starts ignoring u or friend zone u Gurls r not like guys: they have different psychological make up: That a lady is showing u green light doesnt mean u just launch in head on! They show u green light to test if u r worth it, or u r just like every other guy out there! Ur duty is to let them know that she has to try harder to please u! But if u just fail that green light freaking trick, u have failed d test n goner u become! She does not have to be sure of ur feelings! If not, how do u explain meeting n mating within 30mins? A gurl i didn't even know her name! U should know, I bed alota them I don't know their names cos I usually don't ask boring questions. They go asking after d deeds if I even know their names. N I usually shot back @ them with: How can I know ur name when the konji thAt was hooking u didn't even let me ask? She laughs. She wud look @ me hoping I'd ask..... I wudnt Rather I'd say: " oh , now that u have had ur fill, u want me to ask? Well, I wudnt ![]() 6 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Adasun(m): 8:55pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
HARDDON:get to the physical joor! just wan c ur magic with dat BM |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Valwezzy: 9:37pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
HARDDON: i'm also mad at myself... Abeg any way out? |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 9:56pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 10:24pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
HARDDON: I sat down back, I had resolved from home, never to yield to any want of hers..... Top ladies with lots of money n subordinates, have a way of thinking that every other guy out there can be made to do their biddings without much efforts. I already knew, so came prepared to do the unthinkable by regular guys: give her orders subtly b4 she think of any. One of the reasons too I didn't go sit with her when I arrived. I sat, she sat by my side n was rocking d chair she was sitting on gently while leaning towards me. Its either my way, or I go home. After a lil tot, I stood up , held out my hand which she took without hesitation. I cud feeel it she has been waiting for that( I hated doing this cos I hate regular guys stunts) Dancing broke the lil bridge btw us! Mehn, this was one of them days I realised, a lil drink, a lil dance can accomplish a lot! We danced for a while facing each other, then I pulled her close n whispered this: why r u trying so hard to hide ur b00ty? Is it hard n flat u don't want me to see it? Turn around n rock me jor , don't worry I wudnt laugh...." That cracked her up, she did turn mechanically though, But I had to cut it short cos everybody was forming big boy/around . gud music , yet few were dancing n all others were just staring . Thiis place wudnt let her unleash nor let me express my profound moves! I told her, we got to go....... She was like " to where?" I told her somewhere fun but I cant tell her exactly where! Set, we rolled out. I held her hands like my baiby n lead her to one of the most profound places guys like me Luv! Here, crazy things happen in d VIP cos everybody had their space secluded! Feint light, hawt mix: Gud for wen u r with bae n u wano wild wild west . gurls also go round where loner guys r, n give L dance. U can negociate n have a round right there nobody wud know! But I told u guys that lions don't eat cheap fud.... When we got in here, she felt so @ home! N told me that she luvs the seclusion , that she was really not feeling d other club. To that I responded with " yea, I know u wud like this seclusion. U have been looking for a way to kiss me n probably lay me....I know u must be so wet now..... " She hit me on my arms n said " bad boy, u r d one that is tryin to kiss me n Besides, when I want something, I go for it n if u must know, I don't get wet easily" ![]() To that I said, well, u ain't getting close to my boxers this night! Infact, I have to buy padlock when we r going! N she laughed so hard! She stood up, n started dancing tried dragging me up but i didn't bulge. Rather I flip her around n sat her on me.... She sat down.... Then I asked: do I have to teach u how to give a guy lap dance? Didn't wait for her response rather I started using my hands to move her hips, mehn , that was d beginning of the fun! She was a wild cat that has been forming top boss. U needed to see the way she rocked, twisted n turned! A lil drink , a lil dance ..... Wonderful night 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 10:36pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
Valwezzy: Since that time u told her u want her, did u still maintain d sex chat? What happened after that? she can't have it with u( this cud mean " I don't do neighbour things," she doesnt find u sexually appealing but since she s3x chat with u, the formal is more likely ) U should know this might just be a cheap plot to throw u off balance! N I think she archived that if that was her aim. It is not bout what gurls say, it is about u n ur game! She says she can't have it with u: u should have twisted it! "So quickly you already wano have it with me? I think u r moving too fast! U have to impress me first not my d1ck" 3 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Valwezzy: 12:49am On Jun 15, 2016 |
HARDDON: Not really, actually this happened on saturday night..she asked if i'll go to church on sunday, told her i don't know yet because i'm kinda busy with my PC and i might not wake up on time..she said ok and initiated the chat the next day, i ignored her for few minutes and told told her that i'm busy and will get back to her..she said ok. i haven't chatted with her since then because of my tight school schedule. meanwhile, when i asked why she couldn't do it with me, she said it's because i'm not her DATE...i tried bursting her by telling her that she's trying to form faithful while she and i know she ain't..she insisted she is and laughed when i told her that i'm also faithful to my wives and concubines. HARDDON Abeg, anyway to contact you via whatsapp so that i can share the screenshot of our chats and probably get tips from you? also, kindly drop s*x chat lines to make them ladies wet. 1 Like 1 Share |
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