Adaure4ever:
5. Samuel Eto'o- If this guy propose to me, I CAN NEVER SAY NO.
I really crushed on this guy real bad, his charming smile, his cute face, omg. Let me go and rest my head on a pillow.
Eto'o is smoking hot.
- Oluwa pick up my call.. I need my own o. Hahahahahahaha

mzhorlah:
Atimes,i just wonder aw pple do dz celeb crush thingy

Lezzlie:
[b]I don't know what you came to NL to do, but I came for the fun of it.

You opened a new account to stalk me and make my E-life your religion. What are you?

I am not certain about your old moniker which cowardice and opprobrium won't allow you use to brawl with me.

But I'm certain that I have hurt you deeply and rendered you half the market value of a broken, rotting tomato.

Your progenitors never paid their dues in life that's why you're birthed with carwadice and hate for someone whom you barely know.

Stop making me your true religion, you're nothing more than a thief with a mask on. How do I address you?

How do I tell you , you don't even have a name? Or a soul. Walk on or fall into your waiting grave. No one will care. You're a burning trash of dirt behind a mask.

You're stealth, that a byword for a common souless thief.

But I have genuine pitty for you, the effort of setting up a new email and a fresh Nairaland handle just to get back at me See? You already started your journey defeated.

If hate and anger can manifest in human form, they will come as you!

You're the summation of fury, the byproduct of severe emotional disturbances and cyber maladaptation.

Could you please keep your frustrations to yourself?

Stop following me about with a brand new handle all over the boulevard of Nairaland.

I won't do dirt. Shoo away and learn to curb your inner demons [/b]

Lezzlie:
[b]I don't know what you came to NL to do, but I came for the fun of it.

You opened a new account to stalk me and make my E-life your religion. What are you?

I am not certain about your old moniker which cowardice and opprobrium won't allow you use to brawl with me.

But I'm certain that I have hurt you deeply and rendered you half the market value of a broken, rotting tomato.

Your progenitors never paid their dues in life that's why you're birthed with carwadice and hate for someone whom you barely know.

Stop making me your true religion, you're nothing more than a thief with a mask on. How do I address you?

How do I tell you , you don't even have a name? Or a soul. Walk on or fall into your waiting grave. No one will care. You're a burning trash of dirt behind a mask.

You're stealth, that a byword for a common souless thief.

But I have genuine pitty for you, the effort of setting up a new email and a fresh Nairaland handle just to get back at me See? You already started your journey defeated.

If hate and anger can manifest in human form, they will come as you!

You're the summation of fury, the byproduct of severe emotional disturbances and cyber maladaptation.

Could you please keep your frustrations to yourself?

Stop following me about with a brand new handle all over the boulevard of Nairaland.

I won't do dirt. Shoo away and learn to curb your inner demons [/b]

jboy73:

Fine girl... I wrote a poem for u. I've been secretly nigh dreaming about u.
Wanna listen the poem?

mzhorlah:
lets see

KingCheezyPuff:
I used to like 'Jason Momoa' form 'stargate Atlantis'
But he married now

Sheikwonder:

Take a bow son, take a bow...... This is by far the most sardonic and vitriolic riposte I have seen on Nairaland...


I doff my hat to thee.....

Ishilove:

My dear ehn, I became sober and humble as I read the post. Cold catch me

Remind me never to engage Lezzlie and postmann in a war of words. Those two can use their fingers mouth to kee person

obontami:


Of coz I'm good
But I ve been banned in my favorite section
Can't comment there, I'm so angry right now

Sheikwonder:




What if they are both one and the same person??


Just wondering....

stealth12:


Yesterday I was Newshe.riff/ Deck.er.

Today I am doved.a, the Islamic nuthead.

Old f00l, you need to get a life.

Darktroll aka Knightngale ,I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

If stupidity was painful, you'd be dead by now.

Run along, cry boy.

Run to TSOM.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

How is plagiarist-thief mimz.y doing?

Her name is still off your siggy.

The knight is a sham.

F00ls

bimbod:


is he not d one dats suppose to act aquaman in DC comics??

2sexycom:
this guy acted game of throne.

postmann:


How does it feel being a coward?
To live a life of fear and extreme caution?
To walk in trembling and calculated steps
Like on thin ice on top an ocean?
Like a ugly whóre lacking self-belief, you needed a heavy makeup
Your flaws and inadequacies must be buried,
Covered by a glossy paint
Just before you approach your lover, Lezz for a one nightstand
In the heat of his jibs your paint melted off!
The same old you --- A companion of sorrow and shame
It doesn't matter the name or handle
What matters is the core
You're a frightened fellow
Too frightened to say your own name!
How does it feel being a rétarded domino,
Dancing to the drums of defeat and pain?
Your identity is lost in your own cowardice
You know you don't stand a chance
It always end the same--- a loser!


_postmann

Lezzlie:
Ok, so I thought I mudered her and buried her worthless corpse underneath her community's refuse dump. But you had to exhume her and bury her in a sewer pit?

That ghost will hover in an endless whirl of obscurity, man

postmann:


That fellow woke me up, interrupted my sleep with an endless hate-stalking you.

But if my sleep must be cut short, then the interrupter must stand guard and watch his back.

Mixty:

Why won't you get banned on your favourite sexuality section when you keep stalking me all around?
I hope you have learnt your lesson the hard way. Next time, you won't dare stalk me around like a wimp. You may be placed on everlasting ban if you do so.
Go get a life and stop stalking me and small girls here.

Don't bother quoting me. I am done with you.

Cheers bro....no beef!

EColeJnr:
Holy fúck

Lezzlie the e-soldier

Lezzlie:
What's up, my compatriot in arms?

EColeJnr:
Hehe

I like the way you turned them to shreds...

#NoAsslicking

MrObontami:
[s][/s]

And who is stalking who here??
I can't even remember your existence
I'm sure u are still in pains after my self and ak dealt with you bad and spoil the little reputation you had on the ashewo thread
I think it will do you a lot of good to stop fooling your self around NL cos we all know you ain't relevant here
Your even had to hide behind your "flips" moniker before you can throw jab at your lord and master I talking MM and AK


I know how you feel cos the wound is still fresh after you are exposed of having 2inch dick and your inability to last 3minutes on bed. You had to opt for underage girls, even at that you had to use viagra to have sex with the 12 year girl you raped_ last


You are a disgrace to all men in their 40's, folks can you imagine this 40years old fool crying because a brother here on NL refuse to buy him cold beer and hot nkwobi at pekas.


Quote me again I will put you in the trash can you belong

Flips:
Bros....I am WATCHING YOU.
Nonsense. I don't usually read my mentions here because I get hundreds of mentions due to the fact that my moniker is a common word. I just decided to read and here I am with the silly you tagging me with someone else.
Do you want me to descend on you.
Oboidiot.

MrObontami:


Mix.ty aka flips mr 2inch dick that can't last 2 minutes on bed
May ogun cause leprosy on your 2inch dick if you don't quit hiding like bittch that u are
All u do on NL is beg girls to have sex with you
You even cry like a baby after u wore u christmas cloth to pekas to drink osho free beer but u are disappointed when u master refuse to show up
Cry cry baby keep whining like a sissy


Hahahaha

Flips:
You need your head examined.
I really don't want to descend on you now.
By the way, I am still watching you before I pour my wrath on you.
I do a good job in vilifying wusses like you.

MrObontami:


May you forever remain pained
Mr 2inch dick
Hahaha
Talking shiit about fucccking a 80k hoe, when u don't even know where your next meal is coming from
Akth.edream was right about you are nothing but lame asswipe. You had to hide behind this flips moniker before you can face me
Why don't u face me with ur m.ixty moniker
I guess u scared of being banned,ur misarable life depends on NL so u can lue gullible teenage girls to bed
Lonely dingbat like you

Flips:

Lol....Bros...Face up to me jare. Stop calling me someone else. I am capable of handling both you and akthe.dream. But akth.edream has been quiet these days. I have left him off the hook.

I don't want to hound you here. I am giving you a chance to back out quietly. I am a peaceful Nairalander here. You will remember you started this. I hit you when you least expect.

Mixty:

Why won't you get banned on your favourite sexuality section when you keep stalking me all around?
I hope you have learnt your lesson the hard way. Next time, you won't dare stalk me around like a wimp. You may be placed on everlasting ban if you do so.
Go get a life and stop stalking me and small girls here.

Don't bother quoting me. I am done with you.

Cheers bro....no beef!

Adaure4ever:
5. Samuel Eto'o- If this guy propose to me, I CAN NEVER SAY NO.
I really crushed on this guy real bad, his charming smile, his cute face, omg. Let me go and rest my head on a pillow.
Eto'o is smoking hot.
- Oluwa pick up my call.. I need my own o. Hahahahahahaha

Adaure4ever:
Crushing on a celebrity is nothing new in the world of women.
Adaure is not exempted. I do have feeling, we all do.
So sit tight and see the Top 5 celebrities that I have crushed upon and still crushing upon.
1. TREY SONGS- my first celebrity crush, he is a sexy chocolate skinned hottie, I remembered when I used to buy his music just to look at him and his hot bodies..
2. NAETO C- Kema Chikwe's Son, I admired this guy for his charming smile. O lord!
I was a bit sad when he was getting married, I loved the guy and i remembered seeing him at a birthday party, was just side-eyeing him all through the ceremony.