A friend was in a relationship with this girl, she just called him one day and told him to see her.
She suddenly presented a card to him, telling him that she is getting married next week. She was inviting him for the wedding and that was it.

The girl is stvpid.

I thought over the phone breakup was worst. This beats it.

Wow dats mean

so sad, but for me i had never broke up.

Lol... The girl na stone cold killer...

Sh!t happens.....we just gotta move on...



P.s:What is "breakup"? Is it a kind of food?

so sad, but for me i had never broke up.

Well all through my relationship years, i"v been d one initiating the breaking up...

berndodlion:
A friend was in a relationship with this girl, she just called him one day and told him to see her.
She suddenly presented a card to him, telling him that she is getting married next week. She was inviting him for the wedding and that was it.

Naija girls got no chills.

,

The gee wasn't a good player!!

Maybe the lady was always in charge of the relationship.

Going radio silent is the best way to break up.
Just create distance until you're no longer missed.
Thank me later.

Wot d Bleep z dat.I come against any type of dis spirit in ma lyf wit da Holy Ghost Thunder

Calmwaters:
Wot d Bleep z dat.I come against any type of dis spirit in ma lyf wit da Holy Ghost Thunder

This guy done turn pastor

Try that shit on me and you will never live to wedd the new man.

Freakypinky:
Going radio silent is the best way to break .
Just create distance until you're no longer missed.
Thank me later.

My favourite.


They will call it off when they get tired of trying to make it work, some pf them may even think it was them that dumped you.

Not knowing that you have moved on a long time ago.

Nawah ooo . V not had an experience tho.. Can't say

Breaking up is really hard thing to do but we can't stop if someone we love will leave us. I still have that break up letter he made. I love to keep valuable things

Twaci:
This guy done turn pastor

Freakypinky:
Going radio silent is the best way to break .
Just create distance until you're no longer missed.
Thank me later.

lol I did that to a girl and she told me I make her want to smash her phone against the wall..



Now dats how bad silent treatment can be.


But sometimes people think silence is denial.. there are a lot of friends i"v stopped being in contact with, wait hold on...





thanks of this.. I just had an idea of a point i'll include in the next thread I wish to create.

Kondomatic:
Try that shit on me and you will never live to wedd the new man.

Had an accident after seeing him off, was admitted and spent two weeks writhing in pain cos I was badly injured and stitched. The dude came one faithful day and called it off reason being my 'beautiful' face won't be as it used to. I cried, reported him to God and moved on. New guy came onboard and helped me through, I became more "prettier." Years later, dude had a devastating accident that left him imbecilic, now he's back asking for my hand in marriage saying God showed him I'm his wife. I just laughed.

jopretty:
Had an accident after seeing him off, was admitted and spent two weeks writhing in pain cos I was badly injured and stitched. The dude came one faithful day and called it off reason being my 'beautiful' face won't be as it used to. I cried, reported him to God and moved on. New guy came onboard and helped me through, I became more "prettier." Years later, dude had a devastating accident that left him imbecilic, now he's back asking for my hand in marriage saying God showed him I'm his wife. I just laughed.

That guy is confused and stupid same time. Eaten his cake and expecting to have it back. Tell him that it is the devil showing him and not God.

berndodlion:

That guy is confused and stupid same time. Eaten his cake and expecting to have it back. Tell him that it is the devil showing him and not God.

Really confused.

ForeverYoung197:
Breaking up is really hard thing to do but we can't stop if someone we love will leave us. I still have that break up letter he made. I love to keep valuable things

Keeping the letter is like holding to your past, discard it and forget him. If keep holding on to the past, you won't have have the fullness of the future

Cutehector:
Well all through my relationship years, i"v been d one initiating the breaking up...

@bolded i always had this feeling that u are a Devil. I think i just confirmed it

ErnieSmallzz:
@bolded i always had this feeling that u are a Devil. I think i just confirmed it

whch one is devil? So if I catch both of dem cheating, I will sit down and smile and hug the girl tellin her weldon babe


Right?

jopretty:
Had an accident after seeing him off, was admitted and spent two weeks writhing in pain cos I was badly injured and stitched. The dude came one faithful day and called it off reason being my 'beautiful' face won't be as it used to. I cried, reported him to God and moved on. New guy came onboard and helped me through, I became more "prettier." Years later, dude had a devastating accident that left him imbecilic, now he's back asking for my hand in marriage saying God showed him I'm his wife. I just laughed.

lmao, @bolded..







Did he tell u the pastor that saw the vision

donbenedict:
whch one is devil? So if I catch both of dem cheating, I will sit down and smile and hug the girl tellin her weldon babe


Right?

O.M.G u mean all ur gf cheated on you

ErnieSmallzz:
O.M.G u mean all ur gf cheated on you

one of dem. I broke up with the first cuz I was born again dat time... I told her I dnt want to hav sex in d relationship and knowing dat she is sexually very active and will likely cheat on me even if she agrees, I just didn't want to deceive myself on false hopes, dats why I broke up wit her.

donbenedict:
one of dem. I broke up with the first cuz I was born again dat time... I told her I dnt want to hav sex in d relationship and knowing dat she is sexually very active and will likely cheat on me even if she agrees, I just didn't want to deceive myself on false hopes, dats why I broke up wit her.

u know what?

ErnieSmallzz:
u know what?

wat? I hope u dnt want to judge me? Cuz I knw if I posted this story on nairaland, i'm very sure u would hav been the first person to laugh at me