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The Wooing Kings/queens...get In Here by tuwayz(m): 9:54am On Jun 15, 2016 |
CAN THIS EVER HAPPEN ![]() Girl: hi handsome? Boy: mcheeeew! Girl: c'mon I mean no harm, dude. Spare me a few minutes of ur time. Boy: say what u have to say and leave immediately. Girl: okay, I've been watching u pass here everyday and I feel attracted to u... Boy: Only that? Girl: I think u are hydrogen cause whenever I see u my heart beats with a pop sound. Boy: aawsh! stop the flattery pls. Girl: am damn serious. Can't u see that am not sober and am staggering? That simply proves that am drunk in love with u. Boy: (smiling) go straight to the point, can't u see am busy? (drawing patterns on the ground using his feet). Girl: wow, ur smile is like Al Quaeda terrorists cause it has just captured the territory of my heart, pls give me a chance to invest in ur heart business and u will see the profits through my love for u. Boy: u girls are just the same. U just want to use me and then dump me heartlessly. Girl: OMG! That's soo inhuman. I want to show u true love that can never even be witnessed in the Soap Operas. Boy: okay, let me think about it then I will reply u later. Girl: okay handsome, take as much time as u want. Whatever ur decision is, I will respect it but pls say Yes. Will there ever be a beautiful time like this? Where girls will do the 'toasting' and we the boys do the 'blushing' or is it just wishful dreaming?......... ������������ I am personally waiting for this kinda girls to come my way else I'll stay single saaaaa....����who else 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Wooing Kings/queens...get In Here by obiorathesubtle: 10:10am On Jun 15, 2016 |
tbh, the girl's lines are whack.. |
Re: The Wooing Kings/queens...get In Here by tuwayz(m): 10:36am On Jun 15, 2016 |
obiorathesubtle:oh yeah? |
Re: The Wooing Kings/queens...get In Here by Rexhenrex(m): 10:40am On Jun 15, 2016 |
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Re: The Wooing Kings/queens...get In Here by Nobody: 11:23am On Jun 15, 2016 |
°Hahahahaha! ![]() had me roooolling with laughter. She ain't even barely got started and he already annoyed!! ![]() This scenario is straight funny! And If it happened to me fo' real,after i got over the rejection(if it was painful to me) I'd laugh hard!!! ![]() 1 Like |
Re: The Wooing Kings/queens...get In Here by PoliticalThuG(m): 11:29am On Jun 15, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff:jobless girl |
Re: The Wooing Kings/queens...get In Here by Nobody: 11:35am On Jun 15, 2016 |
PoliticalThuG:Lol! ![]() ....why is that? ![]() |
Re: The Wooing Kings/queens...get In Here by skywalker240(m): 11:41am On Jun 15, 2016 |
it happens in other parts of the world,..cant say same for nigerian ladies |
Re: The Wooing Kings/queens...get In Here by PoliticalThuG(m): 11:43am On Jun 15, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff:go get a job and stop spamming nairaland with ur rubbish english |
Re: The Wooing Kings/queens...get In Here by tuwayz(m): 11:58am On Jun 15, 2016 |
still single fa o |
Re: The Wooing Kings/queens...get In Here by DLondonboiy: 12:11pm On Jun 15, 2016 |
it happens to me everyday....but not with those exact words sha.... its jes what we fine boiz see everyday.... |
Re: The Wooing Kings/queens...get In Here by Nobody: 12:19pm On Jun 15, 2016 |
PoliticalThuG:° Ah yes! You are the man that's so Obsessed that you had to type up a thread about my English arent you ![]() |
Re: The Wooing Kings/queens...get In Here by PoliticalThuG(m): 12:25pm On Jun 15, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff:u know what? Get out |
Re: The Wooing Kings/queens...get In Here by Nobody: 12:30pm On Jun 15, 2016 |
PoliticalThuG:°Make me |
Re: The Wooing Kings/queens...get In Here by calcus(m): 12:53pm On Jun 15, 2016 |
DLondonboiy:indeed, maybe you look like a Monkey girls need to keep in a cage to make money... |
Re: The Wooing Kings/queens...get In Here by Chrisrare: 12:54pm On Jun 15, 2016 |
Cant happen, twill make some women luk cheap and desperate... |
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