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If Eve (first Woman) Was A Nigerian by Samtoby(m): 10:45am On Jun 15, 2016 |
1: She will definitely notice she's naked immediately she wake up after creation. 2: She won't have agree to just one rib that was taken from Adam. 3: She would have eat the forbidden fruit the same day she was told not to eat it. 4: A snake can't seduce her cuz she will run on sight of the snake. 5: Human won't exist cuz she won't even allow Adam to near her. 6: She won't repent after been banished from the Garden cuz to her "All gods are the same". 7: Add yours..... ![]() No disrespect, just for laugh |
Re: If Eve (first Woman) Was A Nigerian by Nobody: 10:50am On Jun 15, 2016 |
All satan would have needed to convince her was a a thick wad of naira notes ![]() 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: If Eve (first Woman) Was A Nigerian by donbenedict(m): 10:59am On Jun 15, 2016 |
She would hav poisoned Adam and inherited all the goodies in the garden of eden.. |
Re: If Eve (first Woman) Was A Nigerian by Samtoby(m): 2:01pm On Jun 15, 2016 |
donbenedict: ![]() ![]() that's a good one |
Re: If Eve (first Woman) Was A Nigerian by Nobody: 3:25pm On Jun 15, 2016 |
She wouldnt have eaten the fruit. Infact she would have reported the serpent to God ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: If Eve (first Woman) Was A Nigerian by Nobody: 7:55pm On Jun 15, 2016 |
If Eve was Nigerian, there won't be sin because she will dump his 'broke' ass. No be him mate provide apple? 1 Like |
Re: If Eve (first Woman) Was A Nigerian by Umennajiego(m): 8:27pm On Jun 15, 2016 |
She would have roasted the the snake... All wild animal na meat 1 Like |
Re: If Eve (first Woman) Was A Nigerian by Samtoby(m): 8:30am On Jun 16, 2016 |
juhan: I doubt it ![]() |
Re: If Eve (first Woman) Was A Nigerian by Nobody: 10:41am On Jun 16, 2016 |
Re: If Eve (first Woman) Was A Nigerian by oea77(m): 2:27am On Jun 17, 2016 |
juhan: I swear! Haha! |
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