OK, so I visited Kenya earlier this week via Ethiopia for a conference at the Kenyatta International Conference Center. I had booked an hotel prior my arrival and an airport pick up to the hotel. Trouble started when I arrived Jomo Kenyatta Airport at around 1:30am and my luggage did not arrive with the plane. I filled an official complain and left the airport as I was very exhausted.

Nairobi exceeded my exception. Damm....the city is so beautiful and modern. Their roads are fitted with cameras to capture over speeding drivers, just like the ones in Dubai that snaps the vehicle in a jiffy as it approaches. Electricity 247. Very functional public transport system with Mutatus (buses) brightly coloured with excessive artworks and wifi on board. City is very cold, heavily clouded and it rains all the time...a typical British weather. Conference was very educative as excpeted as I gained a lot on my discipline.

My observation: All Nigerians are known to Kenyans as either Emeka, Ugo, Chinedu, Obi or any other Igbo name you could think of, and we are known as criminals, drug pushers. They cannot differentiate between a Yoruba, Igbo or an Hausa. I give you a classical example: on Wednesday night around 10pm during my usual waka waka, I lost my way back to the hotel. It was raining heavily so I just dey one corner on the road. A police car drove by, I waved down and he stopped, I told him my predicament and he asked me to hop in. He asked to see an ID to back my claim that am a foreigner, I brought out my Passport and he scanned through it. Ohh...I see, Emeka that you travel a lot, what has brought you to Kenya? The normal stuff you Nigerians bring to Kenya or what? I smilled, My name is not emeka, he opened my passport one more time to check the name, am in Kenya for a conference. He told me nasty things we Nigerians do in Kenya and he drove me down to the hotel at no cost at all! I volunteered to give him 1000ksh which he accepted saying thank you Emeka....lol

My submission: Igbo's have messed up our Image beyond repair in this country!

So last night, being friday night, in the spirit of exploration with my church mind, I decided to visit a number of night clubs in the city. The city runs 247 as buses queue for passengers as at 2:40am, a lot of shops were still opened, lots of street vendors selling fries, cocktail and other eatables. Handful of homeless people sleeping on the street too. The clubs are majorly concentrated in a particular area downtown Nairobi with music blasting from loud speakers...mainly Nigerian Music...Wizkid especially...I fit die untop your matter ehh...baby Ooooo...Timaya, Jimmy Jatt, 2baba, Teryy G Korede Bello...gosh...the girls love that dude here. So I started sampling the clubs one after the other...

Basically, I would just show up at the entrace to be screened by security then proceed to enter. Seat at a corner, order a bottle of Guinness and just survey things like a detective for like 30mins...then unto the next one. I did this for like 8 different clubs from 10pm...some I just enter, order a bottle of water...survey, then am off. So I decided to visit the last one before retiring back to my hotel room on cross road, and that's when I got the shock of my life!.

The club(Little Temple) is well lit, loud music oozing out as usual and a lot of gyrating going on inside the club. I checked in, went upstairs, walked into the crowd, and I realized immediately I am in the f:'"king wrong place! Its a f**king gay club with lots of men kissing, 'romancing'/in the name of dancing! That was my first time seeing such display in my life! Either somebody is wanking off at a corner, or some guys are doing the real stuff at a dark corner, or a skinny guy with make-up and multiple piercing wearing tight fitting outfit is sitting on the laps of a bigger guy doing stuffs that are sensor worthy on Nairaland.

I just could not stand it anymore. As I was about doing an"About turn" I felt a hand on my ass with the words "hello baby". I didn't even contemplate slapping him, cuz the guy na macho man....and am on the same body classification as Micheal Jackson. Na so I press Nitro.... Disappear from the scene, gunning for the exit.

What I thought was the exit was another Sodom! This time with beautiful girls doing the girl-girl thing. My heart was beating fast, as the thought of my ass being drilled by that guy flooded my mind. I got my self a seat in one corner so I can cool down before I locate the real exit and disapper. My eyes were fixed to the TV showing highlight of Euro '16 played earlier. At the same time, my eyes, wey get em own mind decided it want to see something different! My mind was on the TV, while my eyes were on the girls. In no time...my chairman down their joined my eyes in this ungodly show....and my mind followed suit...Shame on all of them!!

After sometime, one of the girls who had been sitting quietly at one corner approached me and asked my status...Straight, I replied.. She smiled and sat beside me.

Ladies and gentleman, I would like to draw a discrete curtain on what we discussed, and whether or not she followed me back to my hotel. But, I would like to assure you that your's truly represented Nigeria well in the safest, best diplomatic and otherwise manner that I could. *smiling*

Kenya is officially the Sodom and Gommrah of the African continent. Nigeria still dey learn where Kenya's dey destroy lower limps.

I rest my case. I have still not gotten my luggage from Ethiopia Airways...and, its about a week now. Besides, the naira is slightly valuable than a piece of toliet tissue. Thank you for reading. Forgive my typos too. Time is past 2pm here in Nairobi, and yours truly just lazily rolled out of bed after a very exhausting inter-national combat!

The part where u said u would like to draw the curtain on wat u discussed with the girl and what happened .....bad sharp guy,obviously u chow the puna but I for like know if it was easy or not..

UNKNOWNSOJA:
OK, so I visited Kenya earlier this week via Ethiopia for a conference at the Kenyatta International Conference Center. I had booked an hotel prior my arrival and an airport pick up to the hotel. Trouble started when I arrived Jomo Kenyatta Airport at around 1:30am and my luggage did not arrive with the plane. I filled an official complain and left the airport as I was very exhausted.

Nairobi exceeded my exception. Damm....the city is so beautiful and modern. Their roads are fitted with cameras to capture over speeding drivers, just like the ones in Dubai that snaps the vehicle in a jiffy as it approaches. Electricity 247. Very functional public transport system with Mutatus (buses) brightly coloured with excessive artworks and wifi on board. City is very cold, heavily clouded and it rains all the time...a typical British weather. Conference was very educative as excpeted as I gained a lot on my discipline.

My observation: All Nigerians are known to Kenyans as either Emeka, Ugo, Chinedu, Obi or any other Igbo name you could think of, and we are known as criminals, drug pushers. They cannot differentiate between a Yoruba, Igbo or an Hausa. I give you a classical example: on Wednesday night around 10pm during my usual waka waka, I lost my way back to the hotel. It was raining heavily so I just dey one corner on the road. A police car drove by, I waved down and he stopped, I told him my predicament and he asked me to hop in. He asked to see an ID to back my claim that am a foreigner, I brought out my Passport and he scanned through it. Ohh...I see, Emeka that you travel a lot, what has brought you to Kenya? The normal stuff you Nigerians bring to Kenya or what? I smilled, My name is not emeka, he opened my passport one more time to check the name, am in Kenya for a conference. He told me nasty things we Nigerians do in Kenya and he drove me down to the hotel at no cost at all! I volunteered to give him 1000ksh which he accepted saying thank you Emeka....lol

My submission: Igbo's have messed up our Image beyond repair in this country!

So last night, being friday night, in the spirit of exploration with my church mind, I decided to visit a number of night clubs in the city. The city runs 247 as buses queue for passengers as at 2:40am, a lot of shops were still opened, lots of street vendors selling fries, cocktail and other eatables. Handful of homeless people sleeping on the street too. The clubs are majorly concentrated in a particular area downtown Nairobi with music blasting from loud speakers...mainly Nigerian Music...Wizkid especially...I fit die untop your matter ehh...baby Ooooo...Timaya, Jimmy Jatt, 2baba, Teryy G Korede Bello...gosh...the girls love that dude here. So I started sampling the clubs one after the other...

Basically, I would just show up at the entrace to be screened by security then proceed to enter. Seat at a corner, order a bottle of Guinness and just survey things like a detective for like 30mins...then unto the next one. I did this for like 8 different clubs from 10pm...some I just enter, order a bottle of water...survey, then am off. So I decided to visit the last one before retiring back to my hotel room on cross road, and that's when I got the shock of my life!.

The club(Little Temple) is well lit, loud music oozing out as usual and a lot of gyrating going on inside the club. I checked in, went upstairs, walked into the crowd, and I realized immediately I am in the f:'"king wrong place! Its a f**king gay club with lots of men kissing, 'romancing'/in the name of dancing! That was my first time seeing such display in my life! Either somebody is wanking off at a corner, or some guys are doing the real stuff at a dark corner, or a skinny guy with make-up and multiple piercing wearing tight fitting outfit is sitting on the laps of a bigger guy doing stuffs that are sensor worthy on Nairaland.

I just could not stand it anymore. As I was about doing an"About turn" I felt a hand on my ass with the words "hello baby". I didn't even contemplate slapping him, cuz the guy na macho man....and am on the same body classification as Micheal Jackson. Na so I press Nitro.... Disappear from the scene, gunning for the exit.

What I thought was the exit was another Sodom! This time with beautiful girls doing the girl-girl thing. My heart was beating fast, as the thought of my ass being drilled by that guy flooded my mind. I got my self a seat in one corner so I can cool down before I locate the real exit and disapper. My eyes were fixed to the TV showing highlight of Euro '16 played earlier. At the same time, my eyes, wey get em own mind decided it want to see something different! My mind was on the TV, while my eyes were on the girls. In no time...my chairman down their joined my eyes in this ungodly show....and my mind followed suit...Shame on all of them!!

After sometime, one of the girls who had been sitting quietly at one corner approached me and asked my status...Straight, I replied.. She smiled and sat beside me.

Ladies and gentleman, I would like to draw a discrete curtain on what we discussed, and whether or not she followed me back to my hotel. But, I would like to assure you that your's truly represented Nigeria well in the safest, best diplomatic and otherwise manner that I could. *smiling*

Kenya is officially the Sodom and Gommrah of the African continent. Nigeria still dey learn where Kenya's dey destroy lower limps.

I rest my case. I have still not gotten my luggage from Ethiopia Airways...and, its about a week now. Besides, the naira is slightly valuable than a piece of toliet tissue. Thank you for reading. Forgive my typos too. Time is past 2pm here in Nairobi, and yours truly just lazily rolled out of bed after a very exhausting inter-national combat!

yea in Kenya it's Emeka but in South Africa it's akeem.foolish bigot


if u are tired of the igbos support dere clamour for secession.

d igbos have spoiled d Nigeria name abroad but if dey want to leave the Nigeria entity u moster u army to crush such movement.

and nobody stopped u and ur tribe from traveling around to repair the damaged name.

hmm

Okk so summary-

While the Igbo's are busy selling drugs in Kenya and surviving any which way...... You are busy bleeping Kenya ashawo.

Op please summarize

kunlesufyan:
The part where u said u would like to draw the curtain on wat u discussed with the girl and what happened .....bad sharp guy,obviously u chow the puna but I for like know if it was easy or not..

I wouldn't say I chowed the Kenyan flavoured puna or not. But I can assure you that nothing good comes easily. Heheheh

XieXie:
Okk so summary-

While the Igbo's are busy selling drugs in Kenya and surviving any which way...... You are busy bleeping Kenya ashawo.

It is most unfair to call the gentle lady an ashawo! Besides, it is not good to jump to conclusion that a gentle man like myself who visited a club with his Church mind did what you have accused him of doing without substantial evidence to proof your point. Chai! I go sell if I be lawyer oo...lol

giles14:
yea in Kenya it's Emeka but in South Africa it's akeem.foolish bigot


if u are tired of the igbos support dere clamour for secession.

d igbos have spoiled d Nigeria name abroad but if dey want to leave the Nigeria entity u moster u army to crush such movement.

and nobody stopped u and ur tribe from traveling around to repair the damaged name.

My brother from the east, this is not a question of succession or not. Its a question of a peculiar people in Nigeria smearing the image of entire Nigerians abroad and how can we collectively resolve the issue. No hard feelings bro. Most Nigerians go through secondary screening at most international airports just because we ate stereotyped as drug peddlers, majorly caused by a sect of the nation. One love!

UNKNOWNSOJA:

My brother from the east, this is not a question of succession or not. Its a question of a peculiar people in Nigeria smearing the image of entire Nigerians abroad and how can we collectively resolve the issue. No hard feelings bro. Most Nigerians go through secondary screening at most international airports just because we ate stereotyped as drug peddlers, majorly caused by a sect of the nation. One love!

sorry my broda from the most holy tribe, if e pain una den let dem go simple.

so many pple for m d East are also doing good n reps well abroad.

so I don't give a shit of wot u holy pple think of the igbos if u can't bear den set dem free.