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NL Lie Competition by jamalnation(m): 7:53am On Jun 19, 2016
Couldn't kill 100
bears with a single punch, only
99
died instantly










add yours

Re: NL Lie Competition by hardbody: 8:01am On Jun 19, 2016
We have not had light for 6 months on my street but observers said it's because some angry goats ate the transformer.PHCN will not replace until they see the old one
Re: NL Lie Competition by Nobody: 8:09am On Jun 19, 2016
God saved my on 01BC thats the date i fell from an aeroplane into purple sea....
Re: NL Lie Competition by Smartanthony: 8:18am On Jun 19, 2016
i use to go to toilet 20 time per a day even when am fasting
Re: NL Lie Competition by Smartanthony: 8:21am On Jun 19, 2016
satan knows i had never lied since i was born
Re: NL Lie Competition by Yuneehk(f): 8:24am On Jun 19, 2016
Hehehe.. I don't tell lies especially on sunday.
The Lienus Mbas above me.. Unu Jisike.
Let's see who wins the title grin
Re: NL Lie Competition by jamalnation(m): 8:26am On Jun 19, 2016
Bros u can lie o



dollyjuke:
God saved my on 01BC thats the date i fell from an aeroplane into purple sea....
Re: NL Lie Competition by jamalnation(m): 8:27am On Jun 19, 2016
I guess u are related to lai Muhammad

Yuneehk:
Hehehe.. I don't tell lies especially on sunday.

The Lienus Mbas above me.. Unu Jisike.

Let's see who wins the title grin
Re: NL Lie Competition by Yuneehk(f): 8:32am On Jun 19, 2016
jamalnation:
I guess u are related to lai Muhammad
Too bad! It's a wrong guess. Better luck next time
Re: NL Lie Competition by jamalnation(m): 8:35am On Jun 19, 2016
hardbody:
We have not had light for 6 months on my street but observers said it's because some angry goats ate the transformer.PHCN will not replace until they see the old one

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Re: NL Lie Competition by Nobody: 11:07am On Jun 19, 2016
Hi, I'm 32, I'm a politician and I'm honest.
Re: NL Lie Competition by jamalnation(m): 11:52am On Jun 19, 2016
Mehn you can lie for Africa

Datkachi:
Hi, I'm 32, I'm a politician and I'm honest.
Re: NL Lie Competition by Emmaesty(f): 12:49pm On Jun 19, 2016
My grandmother is a virgin
Re: NL Lie Competition by Emeonyerichard(m): 1:59pm On Jun 19, 2016
I lost my virginity when i tripped and fell on mj's holes. Dat ws so accidental thou she kind of liked it..
Re: NL Lie Competition by stexsy(m): 5:24pm On Jun 19, 2016
I dont know what he wants from me, Buhari has been calling me since morning......

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