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The Salvation Plan by Seun(m): 8:39pm On Jun 19, 2016
God created the first human couple and placed them in a garden with a talking snake and a tree that they were never to eat from. The talking snake convinced them to eat from the tree. For this atrocity, God cursed them and all human babies that would ever be born. Centuries later, God made a pact with a small tribe of shepherds in the desert - the jews. He would be their God if they followed his very strict laws.

God was surprised that the jewish pact didn't cause God to forgive all human beings, so thousands of years later, God prepared a new plan. God would impregnate a virgin, and she would give birth to God. God would grow up to be crucified for calling himself the Son of God. God's brutal murder by humanity would pay for humanity's sins against God. Then God would rise again after 3 days but only appear privately to his followers, proving that God was indeed the Son of God. Then God would chill for 30 days as God's followers met in a closed room, and afterwards God would descend on them in little flames of fire and cause them to preach God's good news in many languages.

Because of God's sacrifice, God would forgive any person who believed that God died for humanity's sins against God. After death, God would send the believers to a place where they would spend all eternity telling God how awesome he is. God would throw those who didn't believe this story or were not told about it into a lake of fire where they would be burnt alive for all eternity, demonstrating God's justice and love.

In an alternate reality, God said, "I'm angry that you ate from the tree". Adam and Eve said, "sorry sir". God said, "ok I forgive you". The end.

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Re: The Salvation Plan by Lamzee(m): 8:41pm On Jun 19, 2016
ok
Re: The Salvation Plan by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:41pm On Jun 19, 2016
you just summarized the bible upside down.

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Re: The Salvation Plan by yorex2011: 8:43pm On Jun 19, 2016
Is this some sort of mockery? Or...

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Re: The Salvation Plan by vizkiz: 8:44pm On Jun 19, 2016
Can you just tell us what you want

Why are you trying to force your believes on other people?

Are you an Antichrist? Don't ban me oh I am also airing my views about YOU grin

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Re: The Salvation Plan by Nobody: 8:44pm On Jun 19, 2016
Seun:
God created the first human couple and placed them in a garden with a talking snake and a tree that they were never to eat from. The talking snake convinced them to eat from the tree. For this, God cursed them and all human babies that would ever be born. Centuries later, God made a pact with a small tribe of shepherds in the desert - the jews. He would be their God if they followed his very strict laws.

God was surprised that the jewish pact didn't cause God to forgive all human beings, so thousands of years later, God prepared a new plan. God would impregnate a virgin, and she would give birth to God. God would grow up to be crucified for calling himself the Son of God. God's brutal murder by humanity would pay for humanity's sins against God. Then God would rise again after 3 days but only appear privately to his followers, proving that God was indeed the Son of God. Then God would chill for 30 days as God's followers met in a closed room, and afterwards God would descend on them in little flames of fire and cause them to preach God's good news in many languages.

Because of God's sacrifice, God would forgive any person who believed that God died for humanity's sins against God. After death, God would send the believers to a place where they would spend all eternity telling God how awesome he is. God would throw those who didn't believe this story or were not told about it into a lake of fire where they would be roasted alive for all eternity, demonstrating God's justice and love.
all religions are birds of a feather ,they all love violence after all their gods where created in the image of mankind and how humans fear what they have created is SHOCKING to my understanding of life lol

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Re: The Salvation Plan by Nobody: 8:48pm On Jun 19, 2016
the one that makes me ponder is how could god have created the devil,and still be tempted by the devil knowing fully everything on this universe belong to god,the salvation is the greatest scam in the history of mankind ,what are we actually saved from?i don't know

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Re: The Salvation Plan by joseph1832(m): 8:50pm On Jun 19, 2016
All magnificent nonsense!!!.

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Re: The Salvation Plan by ucnwafor(m): 8:51pm On Jun 19, 2016
Op are u high with some of this bottles on a fathers say?? Just asking

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Re: The Salvation Plan by joseph1832(m): 8:52pm On Jun 19, 2016
vizkiz:
Can you just tell us what you want

Why are you trying to force your believes on other people?

Are you an Antichrist? Don't ban me oh I am also airing my views about YOU grin

You should direct this to all those who preach and disturb the living day light out of people, who just want to leave their life in peace.

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Re: The Salvation Plan by Nobody: 8:53pm On Jun 19, 2016
Can we believe that God, the creator of the Universe, learned the trade of a carpenter in Palestine, that he gathered a few disciples about him, and after teaching for about three years, suffered himself to be crucified by a few ignorant and pious Jews?robert ingersol' this is the reason salvation is fraud

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Re: The Salvation Plan by joseph1832(m): 8:54pm On Jun 19, 2016
yorex2011:
Is this some sort of mockery? Or...
I'll say its satire.

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Re: The Salvation Plan by Seun(m): 8:55pm On Jun 19, 2016
yorex2011:
Is this some sort of mockery? Or...
Well, it's intended to be biblically accurate but revealing. The plan speaks for itself.

vizkiz:
Can you just tell us what you want
I guess I want you to think.

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Re: The Salvation Plan by Nobody: 8:57pm On Jun 19, 2016
I have never seen Seun create a thread against muslims.......it has always been the christians!
undecided undecided

leave us alonecrycrycrycrycry

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Re: The Salvation Plan by tobeetoe(m): 8:57pm On Jun 19, 2016
This could affect you and your biz. Remember you a CEO. God is the all-supreme and you know this deep down. Just quit this and be good. #CeosareNeutralremember

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Re: The Salvation Plan by vizkiz: 9:04pm On Jun 19, 2016
joseph1832:
You should direct this to all those who preach and disturb the living day light out of people, who just want to leave their life in peace.

Since you are against them doing that. Then the saying should be your doing
Re: The Salvation Plan by kevoh(m): 9:06pm On Jun 19, 2016
tobeetoe:
This could affect you and your biz. Remember you a CEO. God is the all-supreme and you know this deep down. Just quit this and be good. #CeosareNeutralremember

Is there anything in the OP that is false? If so, please point it out for us . Attack the message not the messenger.

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Re: The Salvation Plan by joseph1832(m): 9:09pm On Jun 19, 2016
vizkiz:


Since you are against them doing that. Then the saying should be your doing
Which saying? I don't go around preaching doomsday do I? I just hate it when people judge and condemn you for doing the same thing they do, behind close doors.
Re: The Salvation Plan by Blaqsmith(m): 9:10pm On Jun 19, 2016
tobeetoe:
This could affect you and your biz. Remember you a CEO. God is the all-supreme and you know this deep down. Just quit this and be good. #CeosareNeutralremember
So his biz has gagged him from being open in thoughts?
Re: The Salvation Plan by Nobody: 9:10pm On Jun 19, 2016

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Re: The Salvation Plan by joseph1832(m): 9:11pm On Jun 19, 2016
JESUSBOIY:
I have never seen Seun create a thread against muslims.......it has always been the christians!
undecided undecided

leave us alonecrycrycrycrycry
Well that's because he was born a christian, as was I. And let's face it, you don't see the moslems go around distributing fliers and advertising their brand of religion to you, do you?

That's the difference.

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Re: The Salvation Plan by Nobody: 9:14pm On Jun 19, 2016
joseph1832:
Well that's because he was born a christian, as was I. And let's face it, you don't see the moslems go around distributing fliers and advertising their brand of religion to you, do you?

That's the difference.
jesus is real .. Even a new born baby knows this!

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Re: The Salvation Plan by vizkiz: 9:14pm On Jun 19, 2016
Seun:

I guess I want you to think.

Like I mentioned earlier today. when you discover his mightiness you wouldn't be able to THINK and elaborate with mortal intelligence

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Re: The Salvation Plan by DeSepiero(m): 9:15pm On Jun 19, 2016
lol
Re: The Salvation Plan by vizkiz: 9:17pm On Jun 19, 2016
joseph1832:
Which saying? I don't go around preaching doomsday do I? I just hate it when people judge and condemn you for doing the same thing they do, behind close doors.

That's just cheap blackmail you are trying to issue out there. Even motivational speakers condemn people for doing the same thing they do behind closed doors. That is "human ways" not what you should attach to a particular religion.

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Re: The Salvation Plan by joseph1832(m): 9:18pm On Jun 19, 2016
JESUSBOIY:
jesus is real .. Even a new born baby knows this!
How can a new born baby, who can't even pronounce his/her name, know Jesus is real?

I believe this is the gargantuan bullsh1t they feed you guys, that's why majority of you, end up selling your votes for 2 cups of Rice.

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Re: The Salvation Plan by joseph1832(m): 9:21pm On Jun 19, 2016
vizkiz:


That's just cheap blackmail you are trying to issue out there. Even motivational speakers condemn people for doing the same thing they do behind closed doors. That is "human ways" not what you should attach to a particular religion.
What nonsensical cheap blackmail are you referring to? If you say you're something, I believe you should live and abide by the rules that govern that something. Now proclaim you're something, and then hide behind close doors and do the reverse of what that something preach.

The people black mailing themselves are the christians, not me bro. I've long made peace with how I live my life, and thus far, its sweet!.

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Re: The Salvation Plan by chidebe: 9:22pm On Jun 19, 2016
....

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Re: The Salvation Plan by Nobody: 9:23pm On Jun 19, 2016
joseph1832:
How can a new born baby, who can't even pronounce his/her name, know Jesus is real?

I believe this is the gargantuan bullsh1t they feed you guys, that's why majority of you, end up selling your votes for 2 cups of Rice.
RELAX ok grin grin
Re: The Salvation Plan by BetterChurch: 9:24pm On Jun 19, 2016
Man is growing in spiritual awareness. Someday Soul will find Its way back home to God.

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