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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by coyy(m): 5:54pm On Jun 20, 2016
Emroyy:


Oya na! Success, bro! And sorry bout ur tendon ish oh. I'm sending Anuoluwaposimi over so she can help CAREFULLY massage all necessary areas. wink
so, anu should be doing ur duty abi. kontinu






************649*********
specially dedicated to my beautiful and gorgeous SHEBOSS

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Emroyy: 5:55pm On Jun 20, 2016
coyy:
just watchout, ur fone wey develop charging port issue go still develop screen issue na dat tym u go knw say missbeebee is from Edo state...

callmemercy ur day was boring?

mine was almost boring too until someone gave me a puzzle without clue.



d only thing is I am really missing ma sweetheart... Sheboss is not around sad

See you! Empty prophecy! The phone done experience pass d screen issue fa!

Na 7 lives e get now. It can't fit experience am again tongue
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by coyy(m): 5:57pm On Jun 20, 2016
Emroyy:


See you! Empty prophecy! The phone done experience pass d screen issue fa!

Na 7 lives e get now. It can't fit experience am again tongue
7 lives kor, one blow 7 die ni
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Emroyy: 5:59pm On Jun 20, 2016
Dottune:
Lool don't worry Franceswasky will help me.

The only problem for the interview ish, I no get suit and I can't find my tie grin

*in Aregbesola's voice* Wear church robe go na!

Funny guy! Not all interviews need suit n tie. It's an ICT firm. Just dress corporate, dhaz all!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Emroyy: 6:01pm On Jun 20, 2016
coyy:
7 lives kor, one blow 7 die ni
Ntoor! tongue E pain am!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by callmemercy(f): 6:11pm On Jun 20, 2016
coyy:
just watchout, ur fone wey develop charging port issue go still develop screen issue na dat tym u go knw say missbeebee is from Edo state...

callmemercy ur day was boring?

mine was almost boring too until someone gave me a puzzle without clue.



d only thing is I am really missing ma sweetheart... Sheboss is not around sad

Yes, twas boring. U like puzzles? BTW, do u have a thing against edo girls cuz I'm from edo too
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by coyy(m): 6:17pm On Jun 20, 2016
some of u wore uniforms and did cultural dance in primary school

some of u wore uniforms and did cultural dance in secondary school

you will wear uniform and do cultural dance as corp members too.

titanium38
missbeebee
mzshyshy
anuoluwaposimi
starryv
callmemercy
you all should start rehearsing fa

Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by coyy(m): 6:20pm On Jun 20, 2016
callmemercy:


Yes, twas boring. U like puzzles? BTW, do u have a thing against edo girls cuz I'm from edo too
its nt dat kinda puzzle fa.


person send me work wey I no fit do ni..


I have nothing against Edo girls o.. u re from Edo too?

dem say Edo pple dey fine and fly ni
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Ogochukwu67(f): 7:12pm On Jun 20, 2016
Hello everyone
Hope your day was good
My was stressful
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by MzShyShy: 7:37pm On Jun 20, 2016
Emroyy:


Oops! Did i just reveal his secret? Abeg help me keep am as secret to, before d whole GL hear fa!

Sorry u had a boring day. I had d same experience fa! Worse still, my phone developed charging port issues.

Anyways sha, thanks to ma PC which saw me thru half of d day!
emroyy is Yorme abi..ok nw
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by MzShyShy: 7:40pm On Jun 20, 2016
coyy:
some of u wore uniforms and did cultural dance in primary school


some of u wore uniforms and did cultural dance in secondary school


you will wear uniform and do cultural dance as corp members too.


titanium38

missbeebee

mzshyshy

anuoluwaposimi

starryv

callmemercy

you all should start rehearsing fa
lol anuoluwaposimi will b vry good at dat
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Emroyy: 7:42pm On Jun 20, 2016
MzShyShy:
emroyy is Yorme abi..ok nw
The 'Yorme' moniker got banned again ni jawe.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 7:43pm On Jun 20, 2016
callmemercy:

Yes, twas boring. U like puzzles? BTW, do u have a thing against edo girls cuz I'm from edo too

Edo gals dey terrorize him wella.
He's so scared of dem.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 7:44pm On Jun 20, 2016
Dream2:
LESSON 6


An elephant and a dog became pregnant
at same time. Three months down the
line the dog gave birth to six puppies. Six
months later the dog was pregnant
again, and nine months on it gave birth
to another dozen puppies. The pattern
continued.
On the eighteenth month the dog
approached the elephant questioning,
_"Are you sure that you are pregnant? We
became pregnant on the same date, I
have given birth three times to a dozen
puppies and they are now grown to
become big dogs, yet you are still
pregnant. Whats going on?"._
The elephant replied, _"There is
something I want you to understand.
What I am carrying is not a puppy but an
elephant. I only give birth to one in two
years. When my baby hits the ground,
the earth feels it. When my baby crosses
the road, human beings stop and watch
in admiration, what I carry draws
attention. So what I'm carrying is mighty
and great."._
Don't lose faith when you see others
receive answers to their prayers.
Don't be envious of others' testimonies. If
you haven't received your own blessings,
don't despair. It simply means that what
you carry is mighty and needs time show
forth.....
Now say to yourself "My time is coming,
and when it hits the surface of the earth,
people shall yield in admiration."

Cc: ruthobaz
chumaster
coyy
yormee
Titanium38
Anuoluwaposimi
Missbeebee
Kapable75
Dottune
Sheboss
callmemercy
And to all GL members,my apologies for not mentioning your monikers.
I really needed this...thanks so much for sharing Dream2.
Reminds me of Habakkuk 2:3 "For the vision is yet for an appointed time, but at the end it shall speak, and not lie: though it tarry, wait for it; because it will surely come, it will not tarry."
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 7:44pm On Jun 20, 2016
coyy:
just watchout, ur fone wey develop charging port issue go still develop screen issue na dat tym u go knw say missbeebee is from Edo state...

Am nt from Edo. tongue
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 7:47pm On Jun 20, 2016
Emroyy:


*in Aregbesola's voice* Wear church robe go na!

Funny guy! Not all interviews need suit n tie. It's an ICT firm. Just dress corporate, dhaz all!
Alright na, I go let you know as e go
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Emroyy: 7:53pm On Jun 20, 2016
sheboss:

I really needed this...thanks so much for sharing Dream2.
Reminds me of Habakkuk 2:3 "For the vision is yet for an appointed time, but at the end it shall speak, and not lie: though it tarry, wait for it; because it will surely come, it will not tarry."

Gbam! You jus hit d elephant on the head!

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 7:54pm On Jun 20, 2016
Dream2:
LESSON 6
An elephant and a dog became pregnant
at same time. Three months down the
line the dog gave birth to six puppies. Six
months later the dog was pregnant
again, and nine months on it gave birth
to another dozen puppies. The pattern
continued.
On the eighteenth month the dog
approached the elephant questioning,
_"Are you sure that you are pregnant? We
became pregnant on the same date, I
have given birth three times to a dozen
puppies and they are now grown to
become big dogs, yet you are still
pregnant. Whats going on?"._
The elephant replied, _"There is
something I want you to understand.
What I am carrying is not a puppy but an
elephant. I only give birth to one in two
years. When my baby hits the ground,
the earth feels it. When my baby crosses
the road, human beings stop and watch
in admiration, what I carry draws
attention. So what I'm carrying is mighty
and great."._
Don't lose faith when you see others
receive answers to their prayers.
Don't be envious of others' testimonies. If
you haven't received your own blessings,
don't despair. It simply means that what
you carry is mighty and needs time show
forth.....
Now say to yourself "My time is coming,
and when it hits the surface of the earth,
people shall yield in admiration."
Cc: Missbeebee

Whao! ds is really deep n inspirational.. Tanx a lot 4 ds lessons... more strength!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Emroyy: 7:55pm On Jun 20, 2016
missbeebee:

Am nt from Edo. tongue
Benue bah?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Emroyy: 7:57pm On Jun 20, 2016
Ogochukwu67:
Hello everyone Hope your day was good My was stressful
Evening, bro! Stressful ke? Aw come fa?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 7:57pm On Jun 20, 2016
Emroyy:

Benue bah?

Yea..Gud evenin.
hw was ur day?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 8:07pm On Jun 20, 2016
Kapable75 saw ur mention yesterday ooo,welcome back. as u go Bahamas come back,wey our banana ni missbeebee twinee mi, good evening..
Yormz mi,emroyy shey u no go turn yam as den dey barn u upandan fa? Awayu jare?
Anu darling, Tita Love, how una dey?
StarryV,I was almost abt asking dream2 wey im keep u why he dey always come GL alone...how've u been?
Sweerie boo boo, Coyy ayaf missed u too honey,how did ur day go?

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 8:10pm On Jun 20, 2016
sheboss:
Kapable75 saw ur mention yesterday ooo,welcome back. as u go Bahamas come back,wey our banana ni missbeebee twinee mi, good evening..
Yormz mi,emroyy shey u no go turn yam as den dey barn u upandan fa? Awayu jare?
Anu darling, Tita Love, how una dey?
StarryV,I was almost abt asking dream2 wey im keep u why he dey always come GL alone...how've u been?
Sweerie boo boo, Coyy ayaf missed u too honey,how did ur day go?

Evenin dorlin.
wassup wt u?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Emroyy: 8:11pm On Jun 20, 2016
missbeebee:

Yea..Gud evenin. hw was ur day?
Eferin, dear! Booriiinnnng, yet fulfilling day it was! Yours nko?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Emroyy: 8:12pm On Jun 20, 2016
missbeebee:

Yea..Gud evenin. hw was ur day?
Eferin, dear! Booriiinnnng, yet fulfilling day it was! Yours nko?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 8:13pm On Jun 20, 2016
coyy:
************649********* specially dedicated to my beautiful and gorgeous SHEBOSS
Awwwwwn,ayam blushing yellow fa. Thank u honey. We need the 'in love' and 'blushing' emojis here.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Emroyy: 8:17pm On Jun 20, 2016
sheboss:
Yormz mi,emroyy shey u no go turn yam as den dey barn u upandan fa?
Coman turn yam on ma behalf na tongue
I sha survived the day. Yours nko?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Emroyy: 8:17pm On Jun 20, 2016
sheboss:
Yormz mi,emroyy shey u no go turn yam as den dey barn u upandan fa?
Coman turn yam on ma behalf na tongue
I sha survived the day. Yours nko?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Emroyy: 8:21pm On Jun 20, 2016
Kapable75, i been hear rumours say dem don deport you from ya bahamas prison honeymoon!

Aw d experience na? Welcome back ehn...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by misscall247: 8:23pm On Jun 20, 2016
danemenike:
Moderators please this thread hasn't being created before. I will if you could do the needful cause 2016 BatchB is just four(4) months from now.
pray very hard because I'm seein u ppl in camp by Feb next year.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 8:27pm On Jun 20, 2016
misscall247:
pray very hard because I'm seein u ppl in camp by Feb next year.
You miss road angry
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Emroyy: 8:27pm On Jun 20, 2016
misscall247:
pray very hard because I'm seein u ppl in camp by Feb next year.

undecided

Ya a prophetess of doom ne?

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