Two of South Africa’s tech giants recently joined forces to cut down on the rising wave of infidelity, save marriages and keep people in relationships accountable for their actions
and above all, stay "Faithful".

Together, the technology giants have created a “genital implant” that will alert your cell phone if your partner goes astray. It is called "Commit-Tech".
Commit-Tech is a tiny chip that will be implanted at the tip of the Penis on the man and the Vulva of the woman. These two microchips will be synced together with an app that is installed on your cell phone. If at any time, one of these chips is involved in any sexual activity without the other chip, it will alert the partners cell phone that the other has been cheating.

According to Stephen Triton , one of the programmers who produced this wonder device, he said;

“It’s a brilliant idea and we think it’s about time couples became accountable for their actions “There is no way cheating mates can get away with infidelity anymore. If your partner is not willing to install this implant, you might want to think twice about their commitment to you.”

The chip is programmed to be compatible across all devices and would be released for sale later this year
Source:http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/06/new-implant-to-alert-your-partner-when.html

Sekem


Not meant for Nija men
So don't waste time advertising to Nija men

That one na okochi ana ko na Junction....

LadyG16:
Sekem

See GOBE!

Ehhhhh But is this device going to work on Nigerians girls?

Everybody sha wan make this money

lol its nt needed to me

Monitor a guy who is doing wat he knows best

I rada b at d spa chilling

If i really want to waste time dan monitor a guy

Am also planning to make a device that will reveal whom EFCC will arrest next....

What is the health implication of planting dat chip? Is it medically safe? cos joystick nor get spare part oh.

TeamFreeMeForLife

End time tech.

yarimo:
Ehhhhh But is this device going to work on Nigerians girls?

For the ones with Witchcraft, I no think SO!

Undisputed88:
For the ones with Witchcraft, I no think SO!

halfricanadian:
lol its nt needed to me
Monitor a guy who is doing wat he knows best
I rada b at d spa chilling
If i really want to waste time dan monitor a guy

Choi! I bet you are not d possessive kind!

Nigerian women wont accept it cos dey cheat a lot...

Chrisrare:
Nigerian women wont accept it cos dey cheat a lot...

And Nigerian men PRAY alot right?

waste of time

cruzita:
And Nigerian men PRAY alot right?

#TeamPrayerWarriors.

God don catch dos gals

Mopricelezz:
Now this is so funny

Like Seriously ooooo

Undisputed88:
Choi! I bet you are not d possessive kind!

Nah i'm not av learnt my lessons girls dat fight for guys monitor them ends up been dumped nd ill treated

I rada find a place to chill out mehn dan monitor a grown man

halfricanadian:


Nah i'm not av learnt my lessons girls dat fight for gyys monitor them ends up been dumped nd ill treated

I rada find a place to chill out mehn dan monitor a grown man

good morning.

I was the one behind jixnation that day.

halfricanadian:


Nah i'm not av learnt my lessons girls dat fight for guys monitor them ends up been dumped nd ill treated

I rada find a place to chill out mehn dan monitor a grown man

Well Said!

Undisputed88:
Well Said!

Yeah

halfricanadian:

Yeah

I inboxed u.

Undisputed88:
I inboxed u.

Ok

cruzita:
And Nigerian men PRAY alot right?

Jamb question

Undisputed88:
#TeamPrayerWarriors.

just lokat you prayer warrior indeed

Berlyn:
just lokat you prayer warrior indeed

U don come my church b4 when I dey lead "Praise n Worship"?

halfricanadian:

Ok

your E-mail

Undisputed88:
your E-mail

Ok