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Lwkmd.......very Smart Joke by zeekeyboy: 11:19pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. If you are intelligent, u will grab d joke 1 Like |
Re: Lwkmd.......very Smart Joke by WAGAZ: 11:20pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
Re: Lwkmd.......very Smart Joke by ITbomb(m): 11:24pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
I saw this in 2008 1 Like |
Re: Lwkmd.......very Smart Joke by UndisputedBosom(m): 11:50pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
Not funny at all |
Re: Lwkmd.......very Smart Joke by olamighti1: 2:36pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
UndisputedBosom:the joke is funny, na german everybody go dey speak be that if that comes to pass. All will be speaking english in german way,just like yoruba-english(ebi n pa mi[meaning i'm hungry]) but if you are to say it in yoruba-english way it will behunger is killing me) LLLLLOOOLLLL. |
Re: Lwkmd.......very Smart Joke by adekola02(m): 10:49pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
they are systematically returnin dem back to native german....... |
Re: Lwkmd.......very Smart Joke by Dobxy(m): 5:34am On Jul 05, 2016 |
Bravo!!! |
Re: Lwkmd.......very Smart Joke by mhykel98: 8:43pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Sounds more like how buhari talks |
Re: Lwkmd.......very Smart Joke by itsmisterdavid: 8:16pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
I just literally laughed to tears right now. No kidding. Best joke I've seen on nairaland so far. |
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