pls do not mind my typography errors please. . . a true life experience by me _ogahnkemdaniel . .

part 1 . . . .
how I was rusticated from federal university owerri
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. The long awaiting postutme form was unleached, Students all preparing in order to beat their contemporaries. Serious one's were busy jacking (reading), The unserious one's busy looking for expo(runs). .


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I walked down my department to get some stuffs, On my way coming I branch my girlfriend predegree-lecture hall (SLT) On getting there she was busy solving conc maths. Hmmmmm,I said' how far have you gone reading She said' she's fully prepared .the (mark c) on my face Shows. And I told her weldone . . After a brief chat with her, she called her friends And introduced some of them to me. . That was how the so trouble started (crying).

2weeks to the putme, aspirant all over the Campus seeking for help,then I met one of my Girl lover friend at gst building close to smat. . .


. She smile in a seduce way, she bought drinks And snacks and we yawn. . She said she have heard many things about me I then ask , what good have u heard of me.

Hey dude, the typos can be forgiven but the grammar.......

She smile in a seduce way - Wrong

She smiled in a seductive way -Correct

Op why not spare us the trouble and spill everything at once instead of this nightmarish experience?

Why combine English with pidgin English coupled with grammatical blunders?

part 2
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: I was drifted and engulfed to hear the good
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She smile and came closer to me, I was like heaven
On earth I sighted her boobs, her lips and .....
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She spoke gently, you are a guru i was told so!!!
Please I don't want to risk staying at home next year.
I told her no problem, I will re-arrange my schedule.
To get time in order to coach you.
She changed her mood suddenly.
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I was like' what is wrong with this damsel
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I tapped her and she ressurected, and
I ask her why this sudden change.
She then told me she have been reading all
This months but she understand nothing.
And the remaining days ahead of the pume.

pls don't laugh at my English, am not a good writer. . . pls ooo

part 3 . .
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: pume, She can learn nothing. . .
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I asked, so what do u want me to do, She put her hand on my shoulder . Please do this for me and I would give You all you want. GGhenghen giii my eye shoook, time for Business. Am listening what is it. I want you to impersonate for me. Heart begin to beat fast fast ,almost 100beat per second . No I cannot, The pume would be CBT and I will be caught. No u won't . If you do this 100k is for you.
.100 what.
She said 100 thousand. I was happy but not smiling . I left Getting to my lodge (twin-empire,eziobodo)

pls correct my blunders

part 4 . . .


. keep circulating my brain ) I slept, wake 100k keep ringing I must do this I said. . My 2nd semester exam is next week I can't read again because of that 100k I slept off while reading and dreamt of How I was caught impersonating. I woke up, and said Godforbid. I shakeoff the fear,worry and anxiety. .
. I tookout my chem 102 handout to Summarized, my phone rang. Bmmmm And unknown person called, I cut the call. The unknown person keep calling . I decided to pick the call, Hello the person said. I recognized the voice. It was that 100k babe . After the call she said meet me At espireet cyber cafe(futo-road) I said am busy, she begged . My head swell. I later agreed.
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Since I wasn't doing anything It was lecture free week. I went straight to my bathroom,brush And scrub dirt from this greedy flesh. . After bathing myself I look at my mirror Check my six-park, frown at my brown lip Admire my white eye, I put on my cloth Spray my aboki perfume, put on my shoes And came out of my lodge. Peepz keep asking where you day go," any show" show guyz the way. Vum a bike pass, I said hezzz He stopped, futo road, OK enter, Only you. No me and my spirit. He laughed and said #100 no problem. He zoom-off. On getting there I sighted mrs100k, She embraced me.

part 6 .

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Business started. Mr daniel I can write my pume my self In my mind"Hey, bad market so the dream of 100k is over . But"she said!! But what. After 2min silents She called to boys. This is Chinedu and Peter . They are my friends , she mock them in front of Me, the are pume student Chinedu is aspiring mechenginering And peter IMT . I said ok. Deal must be done before the school closes her registration Portal. So she called the cyber manager. He ask me. Are you sure u get moral for this work . I boasted , do u no me, am a gurus. I sat for 10peepz last year and I was not aressted I lied. Waoh all eye on me now. Ok he brought out his camera and took my passport. He registered chinedu & peteru with my passport. Hmm I became afraid the more . Chinedu was to write on the 10th of august 2015 10.30 Peturu was to write on 17 th ....... . After the print out Chinedu gave me his own. Peteru hold his own . he gave it to d cyber man To edit and put his own passport on his printout. He was charged, he complies and work was done.
.. I ask him give me your print out , he said guy" me one Show my bro the printout as evidence.. I said ok but ,why are u taking both the one that contains My pictures and yours with you . He smiles ,Bros me my exam still far I go arrange everything before my exam. I said better. .

part7
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After that talk we negotiated.
And landed at 180k for the both of them
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We exchanged numbers
I left the cyber cafe with Chinedu printout only.
Peter refused to give me his own.
With reasons best known to him.
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Not three minute after, I saw my friends.
We walk together.


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I reach my house happy.
I started preparing for Chinedu exam which
Is next week.
I also prepared for my own exam.
It was a lock up things
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I revised all through
All through, I didn't received any call from peteru, Chinedu keep on calling.
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I slept and woke up, I was bothered, cause our school exam is starting that same week with utme screening.
Fastfoward, Chinedu exam was on Wednesday 10.30hmmm.
And am having phy102 around 12.00.
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I slept and wake , it was rainy and I was shivering.
I take my bath and I was looking for my phone to check the time.
Haaa 29 miss calls
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21 from Chinedu and 8 from my levels mate who wanted me to sit with them during my own personal exam(phy102

part 8
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Finally the rain stop at around 9.45am
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I summoned courage ,took all Chinedu credential and went straight down to the ICT hall(postume venue)
I sighted Chinedu , he was telling me stories of how they caught imperonsating and they handed to the police .
Banban
I was shivering but I was not carried away , I quickly studied all Chinedu informations,
Jambreg,exam scores,local govt. Area etc.
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A man shouted 10.30 candidate come closer
I look back and saw Chinedu, he was scared also.
The man started giving us orientation on how to write and handle the systems during the examination.
I didn't even listen .
But I remembered his last words

part 9
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for 50questions and if you are impersonating for any-body you would be caught, and handed over to police (sars)
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he shouted.
I bone that one and join the long que
Like play my turn reach to enter Hall , no go area.
I saw three guyz on handcuff who were catch impersonating.
i just feel like fainting or going back.
But the man in front of me said young man can I have your photocard.
I gave it to him, he check my pictures and it corresponded to his own .
And my heavy heart came down.
I went to hall with the password the gave to me.
I sat down , another impersonator have be caught, I started shivering.
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Hmmmm you can now login the invigilator said,
I login the password and the questions were so cheap I finished within 10min ,
When some lazy students were looking the fan oscillating.
I stood up and get out of the hall.
The first person I saw was Chinedu he was very happy I scaled tru.
U be sharp nigga , u no sabi jonz he said.
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I was also happy now 75k is now for me.
Chinedu showered money on me ehhh I was like a lion in the jungle.
Now waiting for peturu,to pocket another 75k

part 10
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I didn't received any call from peter till the day of the exam.
He called me and handed his photo card to me.
He came late, people writing exam at that time were already on the que, I joined the que and was revising peter photo card.
It was my turn: Now my photocard corresponded with the examiner own
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He asked me to go to the exam hall, then a man stop me,
Gban gban
What your name?
I replied back


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But I called his surnames in an igbolistic tongue, so he started suspecting me , because he was a Yoruba mangas

e asked me another question.
What ur reg number?
I said I can't remember..
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He laughed OK.
What your reg number I start questing.!!!!
Yawa don gast
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OK agree u don't no that what ur local government area.
I almost fainted.
He the laugh continuously,when I try to convince am the owner of the photo card

finally

part 11
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Na so them catch me o.
He ask me to wait
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As I was waiting I saw the busy body Lady that gave me login password,
She ask a think I recognized ur face.
I said no oooo.
She then said u av writhen exam here before, I said no .
She quickly called security why we were argue the man who ask me of my local govt. Came with the ICT staff,
They ask me questions which I couldn't ans.
I try to run out but I saw a heavy blow in front of me I fell.
I was handcuff and handed to sars

pt 12
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After the exam of the day , I was brought out with four other machineries,
With handcuff on both legs and hand.
I saw peter , I felt like killing him , because he was irritating.
Assume he gave me his photo card, I won't be in such mess.
I cried but it was too late I remembered how I suffered to gain admission ,
The stress, the food oo1 and so on.
Before we entered the hilux the ICT director asked me are u a student of FUTO .
I said no, that I came all the way from Lagos.
He then searched and saw my FUTO I'd card.
That what implicated me and led to my rustication.
I entered the hilux and taken to the prison.
Have never been to prison in my life time.
I really suffered, I was granted bail of 50k.
Chinedu and the cybercafe man paid my release clause.
I never set my eye on Peter till today.
I was called by my hod and school panel at senate (obinze road,) to announce my rustication I wept .
I felt like commiting suicide

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But a word came to my mind
#Since there is life there is hope

pt13 .

. . I wrote my jamb this year I scored 259 aspiring ebsu

I finished from Futo
,oya continue

martinz1:
I finished from Futo ,oya continue

. . . hmm which department

jhasper:

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hmm which department

Seet , civil engineering,

waoh . . me soet quantity survey

Guy, na mama peace be ur English teacher for high skul? U jst d murder English here o. Abeg no d disgrace my skul jor

I believe ur story.. The reasons 4 ur rustication r so simple and could have been avoided.. Impersonation is one of the major ways smart guys sponsor themselves through school... Just get smarter nxt tym and never eat alone!!

Shey Chinedu gain admission ?

I can relate to almost everything you wrote up there.

you messed up sha... you don't go to impersonate with your ID card. so you can lie easily that you ain't a student, you only bail yourself from the police.

I feel your pain bro but its boy the end of the world.

#proudly futoite

i wish u ve learnt ur lesson