Mcmooney:
Hello Anu how u dey

cough...

dipson546:


Madam na you naa... see how u hammer that guy naa... Anu e no good oo.. coyy no worry en.. ?

how she take hammer me na

she be Carpenter?

They shoulopen portal for registration nah....almost every organisation be asking for nysc cert

Dream2:
Hmmm,noted,thanks for the input.

thanks for bringing s topic fa

LegendaryArnold:
They shoulopen portal for registration nah....almost every organisation be asking for nysc cert

u av to relax biko...
have u introduced ursef?

coyy:
how she take hammer me na

she be Carpenter?

hanhan... coyy what's the meaning of that now.. ? are u now saying she be carpenter?... bros , If na joke make you stoppam oo...leave my girl alone o

LegendaryArnold:
They shoulopen portal for registration nah....almost every organisation be asking for nysc cert

First of all introduction...!!

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*strolling by while whistling*

dipson546:


hanhan... coyy what's the meaning of that now.. ? are u now saying she be carpenter?... bros , If na joke make you stoppam oo...leave my girl alone o

. who dash u babe?

I trust my sweerat anuoluwaposimi ..she no get tym for GL guys..

coyy:
. who dash u babe?
I trust my sweerat anuoluwaposimi ..she no get tym for GL guys..

sit down there.... in fact sleep there...

dipson546:

sit down there.... in fact sleep there...

i dey sleep na..u get winch?

Dottune:
*strolling by while whistling*

*wakes from sleep* *breaks one of his legs* *goes back to sleep*
Goodnyt, guys!

Dipson n Coy ehnnnn nna dey use my name rap sheeeey since nna no get work oya make nna kontinue

........ Nice chatting wit u guys.......Do av a blissful nite rest. God bless.@ Dipson, Coy et al

yorme:

*wakes from sleep* *breaks one of his legs* *goes back to sleep*
Goodnyt, guys!

Weyrey! Better wake up from sleep and set my leg back

Dottune:
Weyrey! Better wake up from sleep and set my leg back

I refuse to wake until 1 or 2pm tomorrow... . Except u probably send me angel Anuoluwaposimi to caress moi sha

Cheefe

FUT Akure

14/15

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London or delta

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Yunisa001:
Good evening, dis information is 4 all d awaiting corps. SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!! you will be asked to choose the state of your choice,but it must be a state outside to ur geopolitical zone. So you can check out this for you to know where you can serve and where you are free to choose. If your own state fall under southeast, it means you cant serve in southeast. this will guide you on what to do...................SOUTH EAST- 5 States =(Abia, Anambra, Ebonyi , Enugu, Imo).
SOUTH SOUTH- 6 States=(Akwa-ibom, bayelsa, cross river, delta, edo, rivers).
SOUTH WEST- 6 States=(Ekiti, lagos, ogun, ondo, osun, oyo). NORTH EAST- 6 States=(Adamawa, bauchi, borno, gombe, taraba, yobe). NORTH WEST- 7 States=(Jigawa, kaduna, kano, katsina, kebbi, sokoto, zamfara).
NORTH CENTRAL- 6 States=(Benue, kogi, kwara, nassarawa, niger, plateau).

NOTE: feasibility study shows that there shall be 7 geopolitical zones, which lagos shall be referred as one, but abuja shall be under north central
zone. 1. Prepare Your Mind:
First and foremost, you need to prepare your mind that you are leaving home for a regimented life in the camp. Life in the camp is deliberately made stressful so as to prepare you for any challenge that may confront you outside the camp.
You will not find it too comfortable, It’s a camp and not your Father’s house! Just be ready for anything.
2. Itemize All Your Needs Using A Scale Of Preference
(very important ones first):
1. Very Important Ones
a. Statement of Result
b. School ID Card
c. Passport photographs (30 copies, Surplus is better than inadequacy)
d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it please)
e. A Clear Bag file (To house the above items)
NB: Get 10 photocopies each of items A,B, and D above.
The copies may be surplus.
2. Important Ones (For your Convenience)
a. Stapler, pin and office gum (will save you the stress of ‘borrow-me’)
b. Two or three white T-shirts and shorts (You will be
given two sets but you may not like the quality)
c. Two or three pairs of socks and a white rubber tennis shoes (for rainy days)
d. Bathroom slippers and Dettol
f. Two plastic buckets (You can buy it in the camp but it will be more expensive) and a permanent marker
g. Sponge and its case, bath-soap and detergent
h. Bedsheet, towel and wrapper and two pairs of casual wear
i. Mosquito Net (not compulsory)
j. Handkerchiefs (very important especially for those that sweat)
k. Waist bag (very very important for housing your phones,
ID Cards, Handkerchief, biros, etc)
l. Novels
m. Small-sized Torchlight/Rechargeable lamp (small one please)
n. Your ATM card(s)
o. Cooler cup and spoon
p. Phone and charger
q. Beverages
r. Ladies could add any other few conveniences. I believe you understand me
s. Money! Money! Money! Hold good cash please
depending on how you spend
3. Go Early:
Please, no matter how close the camp might be to your street, enable to go early. If you are posted to a far state, go the day before the camp opens. They will allow you in.
Going late will make you go through registration stress. Be warned!
4. Screening:
The screening starts at the gate, where your loads are
open and thoroughly search. They don’t want you to bring in prohibited items like iron, knives, bombs, etc.
5. Registration:
The first registration will certainly be for hostel/bedspace, where you;ll be given tags to identify with. Then the paper registrations proper follows. try as much as possible to make everything available. Look out for information pasted on walls. Follow instructions strictly.
6. Your Kits:
During the registration, you will get all your kits (shirts, shorts and shoes). Use the marker to write your Code Number (CN) on them ‘sharp-sharp” You will also be given a tag that will show your CN. That will be your ID Card temporarily. You take it everywhere in camp. You will be given a meal ticket. Misplace it and forget about NYSC food.
7. Duration:
You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The 21st day is the day you will be leaving the camp.
8. No Room For Casual Wears:
Immediately you have your kits, only your T-shirt and shorts with the tennis shoe are allowed on you. No room for casual wears. Parade/marching training starts immediately. The soldiers will not give you breathing space at all. You will have the first one that same Day One. Watch Out! people could be fainting on the Parade Ground. You won’t faint, calm down… So eat well. It’s the stress that causes their fainting.
9. Morning Regimented Programme:
A small trumpet wakes you at 4am. Everybody gathers at the Parade Ground (PG) at 4:30am. You have your praise, worship and prayer the Christian and Muslim ways. After the morning admonitions, by 7am, breakfast follows! After eating, you will be called out again for the series of programmes lined up for you. Then you have your lunch.
Rest a little and you are out again for evening parade.
Then later your dinner. This will repeat itself everyday perhaps except on Sunday.
10. Hate The Food And Feed Yourselves At Your Costs:
You may not like the food. You can always go to the
Mammy Market (MM) i.e the Camp Market to fill your ‘tank’ with delicacies at your cost.
11. Stealing:
Stealing is prevalently prevailing at the Camp. This is
‘legalised’. They can steal anything. Be wise.
12. Soldiers:
Please i beckon on you all to respect and obey them.
although they are not permitted to beat you, however, they can punish you. No walking, its all jogging when they call you. Don’t prostrate or kneel down greeting a soldier. Do it the soldier way. They could be friendly anyway.
13. Allawe:
Your first allowance (#19, 800) will be given to you in the camp, and it will be in cash. All other ones will be through the bank. You will also get Bicycle Allowance.
14. Photography:
Photographers are going to be everywhere ready to snap you, please be prudent in spending.
15. By Now Your Done With Camp And Going To Your
Place Of Primary Assignment:
You will be posted from the camp to where you will work. The place you work in is called your Place of Primary
Assignment (PPA).
Hear this: most Corps members, I mean about 90% of the Corpers will be posted to schools (especially primary and secondary schools). Only VERY FEW will be posted to the universities, polytechnics and Colleges. Please! Don’t lobby for your posting. Don’t pay anybody for assistance.
Pray rather than pay. Gone are the days when Corps
Members are posted to Banks and Co. Receive the
shocking or expected postings as you receive your letters with joy. It’s a clarion call to service; that’s what dey call it.
16. Transportation Out Of Camp:
When you get your Posting Letter, the first place to go to is your PPA. If you are identified with the Fellowship in
camp, you may first report at the temporary lodge they will provide. Then you could report at your PPA later same day or the following day. Please, when you leave the camp, home- sweet-home will be on your mind, having been used up in the camp. But please, don’t go home straight. Please! Very few of your employers (i.e. PPAs) will send down vehicles to convey you from the camp to their workplaces.
Private and some Govt higher education institutions do. The Fellowship too make arrangement for you at your cost. Commercial transporters will likely be
available at the gate too. Be wise.
17. Accommodation At PPA:
You don’t know anybody in Benue or Kogi! Where will you sleep on the first day? The Fellowship may give you a temporary accommodation pending the time you will have to get yours. You could be lucky if your employer gives you a room. Many of them don’t give Corpers accommodation anyway. So be prepared to rent one at your cost. Your first ‘allowee’ which you received in the camp is already going down!
18. Clearance:
This is why you don’t have to go home straight. Your
registration (clearance) at the NYSC Office in the Local Govt you will be posted to is important. Failure to complete it before going home is the beginning of your problem.
He may begin to have problems with his subsequent
monthly allowances. Do all registrations first. Then you can take permission to go home. Long process! You will know why it’s so. Well, I hope these few tips will go a long way to help you.
In order to ensure a seamless registration process, printing of call-up letters and so on, prospective corps members are urged to visit NYSC sites

tnx

Yunisa001:

tnx.. By choosing a state of our choice, does it mean we get to choose only one state?? Or is it still 3choices?

Good morning Gls... Another day is here!!! Alhamdulilah for the breath of life.

baib:
Good morning Gls... Another day is here!!! Alhamdulilah for the breath of life.

Good morning bro.

ojaydedon:


tnx.. By choosing a state of our choice, does it mean we get to choose only one state?? Or is it still 3choices?

We have 6GPZs in Nigeria,if you search the thread properly,it has been discussed so many times,the SouthWest,SouthSouth and the SouthEast are all considered as SOUTH while the NorthWest,NorthCentral and the NorthEast are all considered as NORTH in which you have to choose 4 states excluding your state of origin and the the state where you schooled,as at last batch,they were to choose 2northern and 2 southern states.
I do hope this explain all,but if you have any other questions please feel free to ask,we've got some gurus that will do justice to that.

abat4real37,where are you?

@Mrukk,Good morning,how was your night?Ruqoyat right?do introduce yourself sis.

SpiritMeat Readers TODAY'S SPIRIT MEAT MONDAY 27TH JUNE 2016 TOPIC: PASSING THE TEST OF GOD (1) JUDGES 7:1-4, PSALM 11:4-5 At every point, God comes to test His people before He promotes or elevates them and what determines what you become in God is the tests you pass per time. God tests us to promote and bless us while the devil tempts us to prove that we are unable and unworthy. There is something significant that God has designed for every human being and it is not the recommendation of man that can take you there but the tests of God you pass. The goal of God in testing us is to test our understanding of and commitment to HIS ways. You need to understand that no man makes or promotes another man in God’s kingdom; it is God that makes way for men. Understand that: i. It makes no difference how many people want you to have something; if it is yours from the Lord, then you will have it. ii. God will use men not angels to lift you. One of your goals in life everyday should be passing the test of God. He has no problem giving things to His people but His concern has always been things having His people. The sons of Jesse failed the test of God so they could not ascend the throne of Israel. When the first born of Jesse stood before Samuel the prophet; the Lord said to Samuel “I have rejected him”. God had tested him on several occasions and he failed. It was the result of that man that Samuel the prophet saw; he was not there when God was testing him. God will test you whether you know it or not. Let me show you some of the tests that God will make you go through in life and which you must pass if you will be all that God wants you to be. 1. THE TEST OF LITTLE THINGS (Luke 16:10-13) God will test you for big things with small things. He will test you with a little of what He is planning for you. If you are not faithful with what is little, God will not commit great things to your heart. I believe one of the things that endeared David to the heart of God was how he handled the sheep of Jesse, his father. When a lion and bear came against them and took just one at different times, David did not say to himself “just one will be taken” No! He went against the lion and the bear and rescued them. God must have said to Himself, “If he could protect sheep like this, he will shepherded Israel well for me.” He was faithful with little and God committed much into his hand. God will test a man for spiritual things with physical things. 2. THE TEST OF MONEY. God doesn’t use the test of money to give you more money, He uses it to qualify you for the true riches of the kingdom i.e. spiritual blessings. Is there any amount of money that will be too much for you to give to God? If there is then, God cannot give it to you. If God will give it to you, He must be able to pass it through your hands. Can God trust you with money? Will you still be a normal Christian if the Lord blesses you with money? PRAYER: Lord, I pray that you will help me to pass your test everywhere I come across them whether I know it or not in Jesus’ name. Amen. DAILY BIBLE READING: 2 Kings 10:32-12:21, Acts 18:1-22, Psalm 145:1-21, Proverbs 18:1 www.spiritmeat.net www.lifeoasisinternationalchurch.org www.solaareogunministries.org www.soundcloud.com/solaareogun www.dciradio.org YouTube Channel- Sola Areogun LiveSTREAMING # spiritmeat # ReverendAreogun # GOBC2016 .. ##COPIED##

yorme:


I refuse to wake until 1 or 2pm tomorrow... . Except u probably send me angel Anuoluwaposimi to caress moi sha

Hope u shaaa don set him leg back ooo so he go fit waka dis morning. lolz.
Gud morning guys. Hop we all slept well? May dis week bring forth all our wishes n desires in Jesus Name.

dipson546:
SpiritMeat Readers TODAY'S SPIRIT MEAT MONDAY 27TH JUNE 2016 TOPIC: PASSING THE TEST OF GOD (1) JUDGES 7:1-4, PSALM 11:4-5 At every point, God comes to test His people before He promotes or elevates them and what determines what you become in God is the tests you pass per time. God tests us to promote and bless us while the devil tempts us to prove that we are unable and unworthy. There is something significant that God has designed for every human being and it is not the recommendation of man that can take you there but the tests of God you pass. The goal of God in testing us is to test our understanding of and commitment to HIS ways. You need to understand that no man makes or promotes another man in God’s kingdom; it is God that makes way for men. Understand that: i. It makes no difference how many people want you to have something; if it is yours from the Lord, then you will have it. ii. God will use men not angels to lift you. One of your goals in life everyday should be passing the test of God. He has no problem giving things to His people but His concern has always been things having His people. The sons of Jesse failed the test of God so they could not ascend the throne of Israel. When the first born of Jesse stood before Samuel the prophet; the Lord said to Samuel “I have rejected him”. God had tested him on several occasions and he failed. It was the result of that man that Samuel the prophet saw; he was not there when God was testing him. God will test you whether you know it or not. Let me show you some of the tests that God will make you go through in life and which you must pass if you will be all that God wants you to be. 1. THE TEST OF LITTLE THINGS (Luke 16:10-13) God will test you for big things with small things. He will test you with a little of what He is planning for you. If you are not faithful with what is little, God will not commit great things to your heart. I believe one of the things that endeared David to the heart of God was how he handled the sheep of Jesse, his father. When a lion and bear came against them and took just one at different times, David did not say to himself “just one will be taken” No! He went against the lion and the bear and rescued them. God must have said to Himself, “If he could protect sheep like this, he will shepherded Israel well for me.” He was faithful with little and God committed much into his hand. God will test a man for spiritual things with physical things. 2. THE TEST OF MONEY. God doesn’t use the test of money to give you more money, He uses it to qualify you for the true riches of the kingdom i.e. spiritual blessings. Is there any amount of money that will be too much for you to give to God? If there is then, God cannot give it to you. If God will give it to you, He must be able to pass it through your hands. Can God trust you with money? Will you still be a normal Christian if the Lord blesses you with money? PRAYER: Lord, I pray that you will help me to pass your test everywhere I come across them whether I know it or not in Jesus’ name. Amen. DAILY BIBLE READING: 2 Kings 10:32-12:21, Acts 18:1-22, Psalm 145:1-21, Proverbs 18:1

9c one dear. God bless.

GOOD MORNING WONDERFUL PEOPLE OF GL....

dipson546:
GOOD MORNING WONDERFUL PEOPLE OF GL....

Morning, bro! So u do Spiritmeat also?

Urommarkey:
Godwin Urom Geology. Ebsu. 2014

Bro, U welcome

yorme:


I refuse to wake until 1 or 2pm tomorrow... . Except u probably send me angel Anuoluwaposimi to caress moi sha

Hahaha you Berra keep sleeping till dey release the timetable or leak it