Stumbled upon this and decided to share, these are 10 tips on how to remain poor in life.

*TIPS ON HOW TO REMAIN POOR*

1.Never wake up early; Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bed bugs, why hurry to get up?

2.Never plan how to spend your money; Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it's finished, you try to count and recall how you spent it.

3.Don't think of saving until you have real big money; How can you save when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs.

4.Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated; How can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade, network marketing or home-based production? That's for people who never went to school!

5.Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and gives you capital; How do they expect you to invest before you get millions? Even though more than half the businesses in your town were started with little capital, you as a smart person can only start with millions.

6.Complain about everything except your own attitude and laziness; Blame the system, the government and the banks that refused to lend you money. They are all bad and do not want you to get rich.

7.Spend more than you earn; To achieve this, buy consumer products on credit and keep borrowing from friends and employers.

8.Compete in dressing; Make sure you're wearing the latest clothes. Intimidate the congregation with your trendy fashions every Sunday. Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, you get one that is more expensive.

9.Get yourself a nice second hand car; that costs more than three times your yearly salary.

10.Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent; They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer that way, they will grow up lazy and hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you at old.

Dats true

omobs:
Dats true

Poor people, oya your thread is finally here

Caveat Emptor

Op, your thread is Whack... sorry to say that...!!

Instead on focusing on the negatives, why can't you list the various ways one can be Rich??

There are a million ways to die in the west, But there is only One Way to survive...

Show us the way to be rich and not the way to remain poor...

u definitely right

OK

naijabet, nairabet, betja,






AJA 1.... Aja sa n re owo jo na (Dog Race Bet.. As d dog dey run slowly money dey burn )

Ok

Blunt truth...

@op are you sure of these?

.

Read And B Wise! Nice 1 Op.

Blaming Buhari.

Always dream big but don't work towards achieving dem.
Fast everyday and pray naked every midnight, and tell people you meet that your miracle is on the way without going out to look for job.

I don't fancy that No 1...... on others, ure on point

Chibike has spoken

[size=15pt]ok, Op, Let me show you where your thread belongs[/size]
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Blame apc and Buhari.

Hmmm

khadaffi:
@op are you sure of these?

No.
He is not sure.
That is why he took his precious time to write this and share, not so?

11 having too many girlfriends

Op, first of all, pls define "poor'. Thank you.

You tried

@OP

As my uncle would say: in a way you are right!

YOUNGSTUNNA:
Who will be rich will be rich...
And who will be broke will be Broke...
All you need is less hustling and more thinking...

Keep thinking in your bedroom.

Grabs My Glass Of Juice.. Waiting For The Poor People to Comment
Thank You Lord I made FP for d 1st time

Na So. Tiri Gbosa for you. IF you can diligently follow the steps, I assure you, your level of talikawa will be upgraded to five star general.

11. Sit at bet9ja shop all day long placing money on aja 5, saying '' Aja 4 ya weyrey gan''

Best way to be rich

sureboykris:
11.[b]11.[./b]11 having too many girlfriends

@d bolded, what kind of magic were you trying to perform here?