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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by ikorodureporta: 7:06am On Jun 30, 2016 |
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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by pippimp(m): 7:07am On Jun 30, 2016 |
irondome: And the guy soludo replaced would say the same thing. That he also inherited a sick banking system. To solve a problem, you need to understand the genesis. The genesis of Nigeria's problem is untraceable. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by deb(m): 7:08am On Jun 30, 2016 |
irondome: And when Sanusi tried to make it better Jonathan kicked him out for being honest |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by henryhemon(m): 7:08am On Jun 30, 2016 |
3doursdown: Renmoney isn't in Abuja. |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Odunharry(m): 7:08am On Jun 30, 2016 |
Lmao... Open it small |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Aspireahead(m): 7:08am On Jun 30, 2016 |
yemajiteru: you need a new sense of humour. |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Luckymay(f): 7:10am On Jun 30, 2016 |
Lol @cant u open it small. The guy is a comedian. |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Reference(m): 7:12am On Jun 30, 2016 |
You really know when the recession has no light at the end of the tunnel, when banks completely cease to offer credit. The freezing of the banks is what the government must avoid at all costs. There is no reason and no excuse for this. They can reverse TSA for a fixed period called 'stimulus' and compel them to repay with interest when the cycle is over. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Reference(m): 7:15am On Jun 30, 2016 |
pippimp: The problem stares you in the face day after day. Nigerians do not work, donot create, donot produce. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by hexy40: 7:21am On Jun 30, 2016 |
joborskill:na Jonathan dey give loan? 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by pippimp(m): 7:22am On Jun 30, 2016 |
Reference: That is not the problem. The problem is the thought process. Nigerians are one of the hardest working people in the world. Problem is, they are hard at work doing the wrong things and thinking in the wrong manner. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by sekundosekundo: 7:22am On Jun 30, 2016 |
[quote author=deb post=47058807] And when Sanusi tried to make it better Jonathan kicked him out for being honest And after GEJ kicked him out, you made him your Emir. What reform has he really brought to you people Apart from kidnapping and impregnating little children. |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Bistech(m): 7:25am On Jun 30, 2016 |
I wonder o! Maybe they're blind dammytosh: |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Nobody: 7:25am On Jun 30, 2016 |
The banking sector was ruined the day Buhari implemented the TSA policies. Banks all over the world give loans to big business and when these businesses fail to return funds, they are closed in on, that has been happening in Nigeria and will always happen. The current lock down in the economy is purely a creation of Gen Diktator. There is simply no funds CBN has increased the MPR over 3 times in the last 1 year, and the aim of that is to reduce cash flow. You all kept quiet cos as usual Zombies never follow stories that don't start with corruption or GEJ or IPOD This government needs to go to school. Those who have eyes are doing the needful while you are drooling over the delusions of utopia you feel Buhari has for you 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by ruffDiamond: 7:25am On Jun 30, 2016 |
joborskill:yes God bless Pmb o I will never support criminality in the name of survival and the pursuit of wealth ,Nigerian too dey get criminal mind no b small thing .I urge my President... to use iron hand to bend everyone into line to be patriotic and be truly law abiding as obtained in other sane clime .the long years of unbridled lawlessness and flagrant impunity has hardened most Nigerian to believe corruption is impossible to do away with again Allah bless and protect pmb |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Adesiji77: 7:30am On Jun 30, 2016 |
UBA suspending loans since 1888 AD #NoWahalaLoan |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by blazetitov: 7:34am On Jun 30, 2016 |
Adesiji77: No wahala loans brought great wahala to the bank's books. NPL ratio was as high as mount Everest. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Progressive01(m): 7:39am On Jun 30, 2016 |
dammytosh:God bless you. |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by nobsalis: 7:41am On Jun 30, 2016 |
joborskill:
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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by castrokins(m): 7:45am On Jun 30, 2016 |
With The Follow Up Question "you can't even open it small", It's Hard Not To Believe Dr. Dre Is A Nairalander. |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Nbote(m): 7:48am On Jun 30, 2016 |
joborskill: D mere fact dat U and ur likes always try to make everything about PMB or GEJ says a lot about u as a pesin. Ur country is in recession and d govt takes one step forward and a couple more backwards with policies implementation and reversals... A pesin who gives excuses neva really gets anything done |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by obailala(m): 8:06am On Jun 30, 2016 |
irondome:The mess in the banking sector predated Soludo's era. Soludo stepped in an did a lot of restructuring and clean up, Sanusi also stepped in and did his part of the cleanup but up till date, the mess is even still monumental. |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by no1madman(m): 8:06am On Jun 30, 2016 |
joborskill:Have u measured it? |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by fairheven: 8:11am On Jun 30, 2016 |
irondome: and if Soludo didn't recapitalise those banks to the tune of 25billion, you think Sanusi would have any bank left for his so called sanitizing? what Sanusi did was a "storm in tea cup" he Created unnecessary panick in the industry.. and ended up damaging confidence in the system,for example the share holder of those banks where more than capable of injecting enough capital to spur the banks, and if he didn't have ulterior motive which to victimize some interest and groups, that would have been the ideal things to do. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by tayo200(m): 8:26am On Jun 30, 2016 |
lol |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Lanretoye(m): 8:51am On Jun 30, 2016 |
cracking one...lol |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Duru009(m): 8:53am On Jun 30, 2016 |
joborskill: what has buhari done in sanitising the banks. U are just very funi. Is the loss of thousand jobs in the bankin sector the sanity. Where did u keep ur brain? |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Duru009(m): 8:53am On Jun 30, 2016 |
joborskill:what has buhari done in sanitising the banks. U are just very funi. Is the loss of thousand jobs in the bankin sector the sanity. Where did u keep ur brain? |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Pdizzle(m): 8:57am On Jun 30, 2016 |
reportnaijanews: You should at least get the full thread, still way funnier at the end. |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by olaniyi0(m): 9:00am On Jun 30, 2016 |
Taryur3:madman, im dey use yoruba name cover face. |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Nobody: 9:03am On Jun 30, 2016 |
lol @ open it small. Sounds a whole lot sensual...hahahahahahaha 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Adesiji77: 9:12am On Jun 30, 2016 |
blazetitov: You are "mouthed"! @Kachisbarbie...it is too early this morning for that kain talk o |
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