Top/Common Lies Most Ladies Tell "gullible" Guys/BoyFriends/Hubby/Fiancee/Husband

I'm not going to bore you guys with introductory epistle. I will go straight to the point. But note pls, i pointed out "MOST LADIES" & not "ALL LADIES".
In as much as ladies lie, guys equally do same. (nobody holy pass)

Immediately you hear any of the points below, my nigga, you are about to be MAGA-LIZED, MUMU-ED & FOOLED for life.

1) Rape incident (LOSING VIRGINITY):
Most girls claim to lose their virginity via rape. You will hear lines like;
- My Uncle did it to me when i was 12yrs.
- Uncle bolaji took advantage of my ignorance.
- I was raped by robbers.

Bros, if you hear any of the above line about how she lost it, she don package you with lies be that oo.

2) I had sex twice before i met you:
Chai, some ladies can lie sha.
If a lady tells you she had SEX with just 2 guys, abeg, just multiply it x3 or x4. You will have a clue of number of guys dat ve bleeped her.
They will never tell you the actual number of guys they had sexual body counts with cos she know if she tells you, you're gonna be disappointed.

3) I'm not after your money:
This one na big lie.
We all know most ladies and money are like bread and butter. If she's not after your money, allow her to request for AIRTIME twice from you and she receives a non-affirmative response,. She go just DUMP you for Alhaji
Common Recharge Card, you no fit buy

4) He's Just a Friend/Family Member;
Ehhew,,
if you notice strange faces flocking around your woman. Or you notice random buddy pictures in her phone. Only for you to ask her who they are and she replies by saying "HE'S JST A FRND" or "HE'S MY COUSIN"
Bro, she done get ASSISTANT BOYFRIEND also called SIDE-BOO/SIDE-NiggA jst incase you Bleep up.
Just like "Spanner Movie". Under your nose ehh spanner dey service madam. Behind ur back ehh, behind your back ehh, houseboy/side-nigga/assistant boyfriend dae romance madam.

5) I'm on my period
Well, most ladies have been using this line and its pretty much working for them.
Normally, they use this whenever they dont want to open the gate for oga to drive in
6) Add yours..

-->Oluwaseun

Isn't these are the common lines of men? Some would say they been raped by their aunties while they we're child but they like it. Some would say they only slept with girls but no penetration because the girl is either on her period or she doesn't like sex...and Oh yes men loves to deny the girl on his DP.. He will say she's just his cousin and it's her bday so to honor her, she's his dp for a week.


All cold lies.

ForeverYoung197:
Isn't these are the common lines of men? Some would say they been raped by their aunties while they we're child but they like it. Some would say they only slept with girls but no penetration because the girl is either on her period or she doesn't like sex...and Oh yes men loves to deny the girl on his DP.. He will say she's just his cousin and it's her bday so to honor her, she's his dp for a week.


All cold lies.

u too is good oo how do u knw all dat

ForeverYoung197:
Isn't these are the common lines of men? Some would say they been raped by their aunties while they we're child but they like it. Some would say they only slept with girls but no penetration because the girl is either on her period or she doesn't like sex...and Oh yes men loves to deny the girl on his DP.. He will say she's just his cousin and it's her bday so to honor her, she's his dp for a week.


All cold lies.

so d guys dat u ladies upload their pic as dp nko? They are Priests abi?

donbenedict:
so d guys dat u ladies upload their pic as dp nko? They are Priests abi?

Spiritual pastor

Okay seen

ForeverYoung197:


Spiritual pastor

hmm.. dah one concern una sha..

C'mon already..... We've been dancing to same beats over time on here n it ain't funny anymore to be sincere... (free 'em abegi)


Mr DJ play us something else...

ForeverYoung197:
Isn't these are the common lines of men? Some would say they been raped by their aunties while they we're child but they like it. Some would say they only slept with girls but no penetration because the girl is either on her period or she doesn't like sex...and Oh yes men loves to deny the girl on his DP.. He will say she's just his cousin and it's her bday so to honor her, she's his dp for a week.


All cold lies.

The most common lie from men: I love you.

How can you tell a man is lying? His mouth is open.

foolinlove:


The most common lie from men: I love you.

How can you tell a man is lying? His mouth is open.

Lol. A thread about that created already.