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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Abimbex007: 8:25pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Jazmiynne:Hmmmmm...okay oo |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 8:29pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
karleone:Wow! Ogom!!!! July 4th is here already. Let me invite my friends to come and help me with my gele |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 8:35pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Jazmiynne:Lolz. Jaz stop speaking from both corners of your mouth na Encourage everyone, including Engr Karl. If he needs to get loan for this ceremony, encourage him to. There are many MFBs willing and ready to give out loans. We need his status to upgrade. |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 8:40pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Abimbex007:Lolz ... Who is poisoning your mind? If you barber your head, you will be on skin cut I want the best for you always remember. |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Udochee(m): 8:44pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
karleone:Bros is dat how u used to do..biko take 1 & let the rest spread for others abeggg. |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Abimbex007: 8:51pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
amicable09:I believe you 1 Like |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Mannylex(m): 9:40pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Dahveydson: Think of the money market as a form of Fixed deposit but with a bit of "swag". You know fixed deposit has a stable rate from time of opening to point of liquidation, and also has a varied rate in respect to amount invested this is quite different with money market as rate is not fixed and also rate is not dependent on amount to be invested but rather on the prevailing rate obtainable in the market. Also note that the rate changes daily In essence what this mean is that as at today where a fixed deposit of 1 million would give you a ROI of 5% for a 30 days period, an investment in money market would give a ROI of about 7-8% (the rate varies daily) but as at today, the quoted rate was 8.3% Other Benefits are your interest are paid quarterly , there is ease of entry and exit... Minimum investment amount is 50k, subsequent addition is also minimum 50k. ... You can easily fund your money market account via a funds transfer , cheque, bank draft or transfer on the Stanbic IBTC mobile app platform. If you need further clarifications you can ask, you can PM me. Would be glad to answer all questions. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Mannylex(m): 9:47pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Happy new month Fam. Wish you all a prosperous 2nd half of the year. Cheers 3 Likes |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by karleone(m): 10:01pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Udochee: You didn't see the list of what I'll do for her? You've not even seen that for the Umunnas, Umuadas, the ndi omees. Bros, d content of that list can make one marry wife and take her forever away from her family. Because he'll be thinking he bought the woman. |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Dahveydson(m): 10:16pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Mannylex: This is still not layman enough But it will do, i'll shoot you a msg. |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Udochee(m): 10:19pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
karleone:Hahahahaaa... abeg i no fit laff again.i wish u well in ur endeavor. udo diri gi BTW i found out u also attended the only FUT in the east...also studied there as well. |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by karleone(m): 10:30pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Udochee: Ya di kwara gi (Let peace be unto U too - for Abimbex sake). Really? That's awesome to hear. Who knows, we must have crossed each others path while walking along the sunny paths of the great citadel. Are you an engine guy? |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Udochee(m): 10:42pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
karleone:Issorite... surely we must have crossed paths if not at workshop,hall of mercy,stacc or bushpath. also an engine guy (pet) |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by adewumiopeyemi(m): 11:38pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
guys gud evening i neEd guys gud evening i neEd ur support am contesting for mr NAIRALAND CONTEST.. I NEED UR SUPPORT GUYS...#TEAMADEWUMIOPEYEMI# CC UDOCHIE |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 12:37am On Jul 02, 2016 |
Dahveydson: In my opinion, investing in the money market isn't much of a good idea as the market isn't doing well at the moment. Stanbic, ARM and FBN have the highest interest rates for MMF currently at an average of 9 - 10%, but considering the fact that inflation rate is currently hovering around 15%, this doesn't look much like a great investment. I frustratingly yanked off the little investment I had with FBN two weeks ago or so, a lot of other investors are also pulling their money out of the market as well as rates are not lucrative enough. If you have any cash you want to invest, I would advise you throw into the real economy, invest in agriculture, transportation, start up a business or just anything aside MMF. Heck, even Treasury Bills is a better alternative right now to MMF. The thing tire me mehn. 2 Likes |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Dahveydson(m): 12:43am On Jul 02, 2016 |
LastMumu: The ever wise one. Thanks for the expose.. Just the other day I was saying to myself, it's been a while I saw a post from you. Hope those babes in your area have not ruined you... |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:05am On Jul 02, 2016 |
LastMumu: naso...who dash you? You yanked it off and gave it to Sikira?E be like you no wan blow sha I 'remembered' you yesterday, I know you will say it is a lie as usual. I agree with you on throwing money into the 'real economy'. Why do people even stash money somewhere? I guess they prefer it because it has zero risk involved.
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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by davide470(m): 8:11am On Jul 02, 2016 |
LastMumu:Somebody is trying to get customer, you are spoiling 'market'. Dahveydson, go and invest in the Stanbic MMF o. |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by cc150615(f): 8:23am On Jul 02, 2016 |
LastMumu:So wic of these places did u dump ur millions, boss? |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Dahveydson(m): 8:36am On Jul 02, 2016 |
davide470: Oga Dave aff spoken! |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 9:25am On Jul 02, 2016 |
Dahveydson: Lol at wise one, shey you no see 'mumu' for my name? Bros na new half of year we dey so, I wan turn new leaf; no more old babes mbok, Na fresh babes I wan arrange now. |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 9:41am On Jul 02, 2016 |
Kachisbarbie: Lol old woman, I stopped dating Sikira since a month ago or so. I now have my eyes set on your beauriful sister, reason why I liquidated my money with FBN so I pay her bride price. You know I have always had a thing for Igbo girls, especially the yellow pawpaws amongst them. Yeah you remembered me yesterday, yeah you almost called, blah blah blah mehhhh mehhhh mehhhh, go and sleep jarey. Na today? It is a risk and reward thing - the higher the risk the higher the yield, the lower the risk the lower the yield. Most people are risk aversive, so they are naturally inclined to 'stash' their money where there is little or no risk. Unfortunately, there is nothing like no risk, taking no risk itself is a risk. If the inflation rate is higher than your ROI(Return on Investment), then that is a big risk on its own. Na people wey dey pack money put for savings account I pity pass. |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by wroskian(m): 9:47am On Jul 02, 2016 |
Do you work in an Environmental Consulting firm? Kindly send me a PM. I need help. Thanks. Please help share this. |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 9:49am On Jul 02, 2016 |
davide470:Haah, sorry o Mannylex, no vex say I go dey try put sand sand for your garri o. Dahveydson Oya pack all your money, straight to Stanbic MMF immediately! |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 9:52am On Jul 02, 2016 |
cc150615:Which millions mbok? Biko na manage I dey manage like everyone else o I'm currently flirting with the idea of going into transportation. I for like enter agriculture but no time mehn. |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ElDeeVee(m): 10:17am On Jul 02, 2016 |
Hi Cocolav |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Lero15(m): 10:30am On Jul 02, 2016 |
Ferdyboss please pick up your call. Been trying your number throughout the week. |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Ferdyboss: 10:42am On Jul 02, 2016 |
Lero15: Hi Lero, Sorry about that. It wasn't intentional. You might wanna call now. Thanks |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by cc150615(f): 10:47am On Jul 02, 2016 |
LastMumu:Transportation isn't bad sha.... Your siggy is overdue for an update btw! |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by wroskian(m): 11:17am On Jul 02, 2016 |
LAUGH IT OFF!!! A man who bed-wets went to see a psychiatrist. PSYCHIATRIST: Does a dream usually precede your bed-wetting? Tell me how it happens. MAN: A little demon appears to me in my sleep and says, "Oya, let us pee". Then, I wake up to see the bed wet with my urine. PSYCHIATRIST: This is what you must do. If the demon comes tonight and tells you "let us pee", just tell him that you have already peed. (The man left and returned the following day with tears streaming down his face.) PSYCHIATRIST: Why are you weeping? Didn't my therapy work? MAN: Walahi, you have worsened my case! PSYCHIATRIST: What? How? MAN: When the demon came, I told him I'd already peed. Then he said, "Oya, let us poo!".... 11 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 11:26am On Jul 02, 2016 |
Wroskian you have killed me with laugh! This is so funny Bed wetting is ... I will not talk sha 1 Like |
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 12:05pm On Jul 02, 2016 |
Happy belated birthday Tolusan. May litigants never cease from your doorstep. You and B***i should sha do quick so that I can eat wedding rice. 1 Like |
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