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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by felixomor: 11:47pm On Jul 01, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
I tried your own and I found nothing. Over to you.

So try another one.
Afterall Christ said those he called, he predestined - Romans 8

So maybe its not your destiny.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Nobody: 11:54pm On Jul 01, 2016
JumaiM:


Are you kidding me? shocked. Don't pretends you didn't know he was been sarcastic. Like seriously, christians are damn funny cheesy

yeah yeah wtv as for me i blv in God & my focus right nw is stacking paper...u & ur fellow atheist can keep trying to convince d world but if na me u want convince lol i blv God die anyhow u want take come i deaf
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 11:56pm On Jul 01, 2016
felixomor:


So try another one.
Afterall Christ said those he called, he predestined - Romans 8

So maybe its not your destiny.
If you believe in predestination then what's the point of trying. Que Sera Sera right?

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by CAPSLOCKED: 12:02am On Jul 02, 2016
JumaiM:



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DON'T WORRY, WHEN I DIE I'LL JOIN YOU IN HELL SO WE'D LAUGH AT EACH OTHER ON HOW WE SCREWED UP ON EARTH BY NOT BELIEVING IN JEZAS CRIEST cheesy

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by felixomor: 12:38am On Jul 02, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
If you believe in predestination then what's the point of trying. Que Sera Sera right?

There is a point in trying, because destiny can be changed.
So many destinies have been changed and will continue to be changed.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 12:45am On Jul 02, 2016
felixomor:


There is a point in trying, because destiny can be changed.
So many destinies have been changed and will continue to be changed.
What then is predestination if destiny can be changed?

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by felixomor: 1:17am On Jul 02, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
What then is predestination if destiny can be changed?

It is that which will take place when one takes a decision on the soul,
In other words, when one refuses to "try"
Or also, when one decides to "try"

Luke 11:10 For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened........
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 1:25am On Jul 02, 2016
felixomor:


It is that which will take place when one gives up on the soul,
In other words, when one refuses to "try"

Luke 11:10 For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened........
I asked, I sought, I knocked and I got nothing. You know how many altar calls wey I answer, foundation school wey I go( the certificate dey my house). What I have learnt is that you can make yourself believe whatever you want. Islam, Christianity etc. The are all different fingers of the same leprous hand.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by felixomor: 1:38am On Jul 02, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
I asked, I sought, I knocked and I got nothing. You know how many altar calls wey I answer, foundation school wey I go( the certificate dey my house). What I have learnt is that you can make yourself believe whatever you want. Islam, Christianity etc. The are all different fingers of the same leprous hand.

Eya! I feel your pain.
God willing, maybe you will get that desire back to knock one day.

We humans dont have the power to convince, only God does.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 1:47am On Jul 02, 2016
felixomor:


Eya! I feel your pain.
God willing, maybe you will get that desire back to knock one day.

We humans dont have the power to convince, only God does.
Whatever you say.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by ValentineMary(m): 7:58am On Jul 02, 2016
Image123:


Again, The Bible no where gives or implies the age of the earth. Who is hippo in the scheme of things again? another assumption by you, it's reported one Bishop Ussher that made that claim. Any Bishop can say any rubbish.

Simply put, it came from the Bible. Of course,
the Bible doesn’t say explicitly anywhere, “The
earth is 6,000 years old.” Good thing it doesn’t;
otherwise it would be out of date the following
year. But we wouldn’t expect an all-knowing
God to make that kind of a mistake.
God gave us something better. In essence, He
gave us a “birth certificate.” For example, using
a personal birth certificate, a person can
calculate how old he is at any point. It is similar
with the earth. Genesis 1 says that the earth
was created on the first day of creation (Genesis
1:1–5 ). From there, we can begin to calculate
the age of the earth.
Let’s do a rough calculation to show how this
works. The age of the earth can be estimated by
taking the first five days of creation (from
earth’s creation to Adam), then following the
genealogies from Adam to Abraham in Genesis 5
and 11, then adding in the time from Abraham
to today.
Adam was created on day 6, so there were five
days before him. If we add up the dates from
Adam to Abraham, we get about 2,000 years,
using the Masoretic Hebrew text of Genesis 5
and 11. Whether Christian or secular, most
scholars would agree that Abraham lived about
2,000 B.C. (4,000 years ago).
So a simple calculation is:

5 days
+ ~2,000 years
+ ~4,000 years
~6,000 years

Unless u say the bible is wrong, then I agree.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Anas09: 9:14am On Jul 02, 2016
CAPSLOCKED:






ARE WE GONNA BE CLOTHED OR NAH?

CUZ I'UD LIKE TO SEE HOW TERRIBLE YOUR CORK LOOKS. undecided
Hahahahahahahaha. Wonderful. He thinks have a cork. Your perverted soul.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Blackfire(m): 9:31am On Jul 02, 2016
Anas09:

Hahahahahahahaha. Wonderful. He thinks have a cork. Your perverted soul.


how are u?

Noah's ark did not exist , the same way he cant prove his great grand father ever exist.

Some people are really angry at life, and the only consolation they think they ve is to insult, malign the Almighty.
News flash: u are a tiny spec on the map. . And u are doing yourselves a whole lot of bad.

*who wants popcorn*
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by CAPSLOCKED: 10:09am On Jul 02, 2016
Blackfire:



how are u?

Noah's ark did not exist , the same way he cant prove his great grand father ever exist.

Some people are really angry at life, and the only consolation they think they ve is to insult, malign the Almighty.
News flash: u are a tiny spec on the map. . And u are doing yourselves a whole lot of bad.


*who wants popcorn*






AND HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS,

YOU'RE THE LORD'S SECRETARY? smiley

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by SenatePresdo(m): 11:30am On Jul 02, 2016
if science cant explain anything...what can?
how do you expect me to believe that science can explain everything, when it can't explain the mechanism behind a miracle
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by SenatePresdo(m): 11:52am On Jul 02, 2016
hopefulLandlord:


A single lie should be enough, tell me how you treat people who lie to you.



Oh! So even you have doubts
That shows you that all christians are not Dogmatic like some of you may claim.


That's why kangaroos walked thousands of kilometres from the ark back to their home with no fossil evidence? They all picked the bones of their dead on the way with NO HANDS
I know you acknowledge that global extinction has once happened which led to the inexistence of Dinosaurs, and that other living creatures later evolved after the extinction.
Its obvious Noah couldn't gather all the animal, and some went into extinction. What if penguin was among the later evolved (created) creatures?


Big claims here, occults were already on the venus? Lol I'm sure they'll suddenly vacate when humans get there just like so many things we've thought were controlled by the supernatural, only for deep researchers to prove that there was no supernatural hand in it
For you to think that when man eventually reaches venus, and find nothing, shows how dogmatic people like you can be!
So you assume that the vast universe only has the system of life we know here on earth, which is Plants and animals? Pathetic.
Physicist knows that the universe have many Dimensions, and all this dimensions
Have their own standard of life. What if God, Demons, spirits..etc are product of those dimension, is there an earthly technology that can detect them? Absolutely none.
So don't judge the universe with what you observed here on earth, which you take as universal standard.
Have you teleported or seen someone teleport? Or is it the usual someone heard someone say she saw someone teleport?
have you seen a black-hole or seen someone transport there with a spacecraft? Or is it the usual Nasa said and scientists observe? You are not far from hypocrisy.
Thank you.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Blackfire(m): 1:02pm On Jul 02, 2016
CAPSLOCKED:





AND HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS,
YOU'RE THE LORD'S SECRETARY? smiley

... And how is it that u don't know this..
Are u SATAN's PRO?
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Anas09: 9:11pm On Jul 02, 2016
Blackfire:



how are u?

Noah's ark did not exist , the same way he cant prove his great grand father ever exist.

Some people are really angry at life, and the only consolation they think they ve is to insult, malign the Almighty.
News flash: u are a tiny spec on the map. . And u are doing yourselves a whole lot of bad.

*who wants popcorn*
Pass it here.
Happy weekend.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 10:16pm On Jul 02, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Speciation? Do you now accept the evolution theory. Or is it the normal blind copy and paste from answers in genesis. How do you manage to say ''speciation did it'' and ''God and Noah took care of it'' in the same post?. Why did sin not stop?

What is the evolution theory again? If it says that man was not created by God but was once an ape or something along that line, i do not accept such rubbish. i think that is pretty short and straight forward enough. i do not remember the last time i was at that site, is that they way you usually copy and paste into your thoughts? i do not recall God saying that sin would stop, the flood was to punish sin not stop it.

Ranchhoddas:
He has to be born again and close his eyes and ears to all the glaring irregularities in the bible. He also has to be ready to part with a tenth (or more) of his money. Thanks.

No, he simply has to be born again. EXCEPT a man be born again, he cannot must not and will not see the kingdom of God. QED. Were you ever born again? If you were not, you cannot really say that you have tried out the faith.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 10:25pm On Jul 02, 2016
Image123:


What is the evolution theory again? If it says that man was not created by God but was once an ape or something along that line, i do not accept such rubbish. i think that is pretty short and straight forward enough. i do not remember the last time i was at that site, is that they way you usually copy and paste into your thoughts? i do not recall God saying that sin would stop, the flood was to punish sin not stop it.



No, he simply has to be born again. EXCEPT a man be born again, he cannot must not and will not see the kingdom of God. QED. Were you ever born again? If you were not, you cannot really say that you have tried out the faith.
Please define speciation.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by PraiseDLord: 10:31pm On Jul 02, 2016
For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.
1 Corinthians 1:18 KJV
http://bible.com/1/1co.1.18.KJV
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 10:41pm On Jul 02, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Please define speciation.

Why? i agree with your definition.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 10:43pm On Jul 02, 2016
Image123:

Why? i agree with your definition.
So you accept evolution?
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 11:27pm On Jul 02, 2016
ValentineMary:


Simply put, it came from the Bible. Of course,
the Bible doesn’t say explicitly anywhere, “The
earth is 6,000 years old.” Good thing it doesn’t;
otherwise it would be out of date the following
year. But we wouldn’t expect an all-knowing
God to make that kind of a mistake.
The Bible no where gives or implies the age of the earth. This is where you should have stopped your post.

God gave us something better. In essence, He
gave us a “birth certificate.” For example, using
a personal birth certificate, a person can
calculate how old he is at any point. It is similar
with the earth. Genesis 1 says that the earth
was created on the first day of creation (Genesis
1:1–5 ). From there, we can begin to calculate
the age of the earth.

Gen 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
Gen 1:2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
Gen 1:3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
Gen 1:4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
Gen 1:5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.


Which of the verses above talks about the age of the earth or its birth certificate?

Let’s do a rough calculation to show how this
works. The age of the earth can be estimated by
taking the first five days of creation (from
earth’s creation to Adam), then following the
genealogies from Adam to Abraham in Genesis 5
and 11, then adding in the time from Abraham
to today.
Adam was created on day 6, so there were five
days before him. If we add up the dates from
Adam to Abraham, we get about 2,000 years,
using the Masoretic Hebrew text of Genesis 5
and 11. Whether Christian or secular, most
scholars would agree that Abraham lived about
2,000 B.C. (4,000 years ago).
So a simple calculation is:

5 days
+ ~2,000 years
+ ~4,000 years
~6,000 years

Unless u say the bible is wrong, then I agree.

You are the wrong one. The Bible says nothing about the age of the earth. Gen 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
That beginning is not the beginning of Adam(the human race) described in the rest of the chapter. Any real scholar knows this, smh for your copy and paste.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 11:29pm On Jul 02, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
So you accept evolution?

If it says that man was not created by God but was once an ape or something along that line, i do not accept such rubbish. i think that is pretty short and straight forward enough.
i do not recall not accepting evolution, although there are many silly ideas like the one stated above.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 12:10am On Jul 03, 2016
Image123:


If it says that man was not created by God but was once an ape or something along that line, i do not accept such rubbish. i think that is pretty short and straight forward enough.
i do not recall not accepting evolution, although there are many silly ideas like the one stated above.
Just so we are on the same page please give me your own definition of speciation because mine happens to involve ''once an ape or something along that line''.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by ValentineMary(m): 12:33am On Jul 03, 2016
Image123:

The Bible no where gives or implies the age of the earth. This is where you should have stopped your post.



Gen 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
Gen 1:2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
Gen 1:3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
Gen 1:4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
Gen 1:5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.


Which of the verses above talks about the age of the earth or its birth certificate?



You are the wrong one. The Bible says nothing about the age of the earth. Gen 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
That beginning is not the beginning of Adam(the human race) described in the rest of the chapter. Any real scholar knows this, smh for your copy and paste.
I agree with Hardmirror. U aint too bright. Read what u wrote again and if u think u made a point, then u don't deserve a brain.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Jay542(m): 12:46am On Jul 03, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Just so we are on the same page please give me your own definition of speciation because mine happens to involve ''once an ape or something along that line''.
you're dealing with the God that just need to say 'Be' and it comes immediately.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Jay542(m): 12:48am On Jul 03, 2016
ValentineMary:

I agree with Hardmirror. U aint too bright. Read what u wrote again and if u think u made a point, then u don't deserve a brain.
he made perfect sense.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 12:53am On Jul 03, 2016
Jay542:

you're dealing with the God that just need to say 'Be' and it comes immediately.
Really. Then tell me how the different races came about if only one family(of 8 people) came out of the ark about 4,500 years ago.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Jay542(m): 2:03am On Jul 03, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Really. Then tell me how the different races came about if only one family(of 8 people) came out of the ark about 4,500 years ago.
they multiplied.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 9:04am On Jul 03, 2016
Jay542:

they multiplied.
I mean the differences in skin colour. Caucasians, Indians, Africans, Asians etc.

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