Barackmeringo:




Chai........friendzone

I have vowed never to be friendzoned again o. it took me 3yrs before I approached her. she turned me down. worst of all, she told me,

"okay if that's what you want, I love you too"

consolation, twas then i realized I was on a long thing. just like you, we shared our hearts, the guys she crushes on, her relationship everything and even advised her.

you have friendzoned that guy abeg......

make him find him square root

Hahaha!, it wasn't my fault na, jst can't date him, we've shared too much as frds.

Too bad, i don't want to hurt him again, cos i knw i will say "NO" so i'm jst going to avoid the topic wen ever he brings it on.

Davidolives:
haba that's not fair,when you share too much of sexual escapades with an opposite sex it make it look like you are toying with their emotion. something always crop up either lust or love mostly the lust aspect
I no fit try am again ooooo two ladies almost broke my head for doing that since then na run I dey run from so called close female friend

Rukkydelta:
Oghene!

lol rukky its not what u think.

SAINTSAMURAII:
lol rukky its not what u think.

Hehehehe!

But it's what I'm seeing

Good evening

tayooluwole:
Left to me, I will be behaving indifferently from d usual way. Now, create a scene that will make u go to her aos and sleep over... Make sure u hv some nice lovely induced film on ur phone. After some talk talk, put d film on and after few minutes, make move. If she resist u, now begin to tell her emotional words with bed room voice, how emotionally down you are for her, if she still resist you and d resistance is stern, now go on ur knee and begin to cry. If she is not a sadist, she will give in to d crying or consider u in other aspect sha... Forget say u they knee cos of pussy, na u and her they there, no one else. Guy, at such moment of emotional crusade, give what belong to cesar to cesar

Bro you bahd o,bedroom words!wish I could learn from you

herbie27:
Hahaha!, it wasn't my fault na, jst can't date him, we've shared too much as frds.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, that's true sha.

but don't you think that's even a better reason why you should date him......he knows you very well, your likes and dislikes and everything

slimthugchimee:
go to church

Fada Mbaka

ULSHERLAN:
She has a boyfriend

Then back off

As bouncer that you is now! Will keep quiet!

Barackmeringo:



Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, that's true sha.

but don't you think that's even a better reason why you should date him......he knows you very well, your likes and dislikes and everything

I don't love him, totally not attracted to me....and i don't see myself dating a guy i don't love enough to marry.

Infact i no love the guy at all...no feelings. No chemistry on my part, wen ever he pays me a visit my siblings some how tell me the guy is all into me and is obvious.

herbie27:
I don't love him, totally not attracted to me....and i don't see myself dating a guy i don't love enough to marry.

Infact i no love the guy at all...no feelings. No chemistry on my part, wen ever he pays me a visit my siblings some how tell me the guys is all into me and is obviously.

ehya, I pity the poor guy


lemme cry for him in advance

Barackmeringo:




ehya, I pity the poor guy


lemme cry for him in advance

Is not my fault na.

herbie27:
Is not my fault na.

true talk.

lemme digress a bit.
do you have anybody you're voting for in the coming Mr Nairaland?

Barackmeringo:



true talk.


lemme digress a bit.

do you have anybody you're voting for in the coming Mr Nairaland?

I don't.

herbie27:
I don't.

please can you help me vote for my candidate
iamkingzlee
please.....

Barackmeringo:



please can you help me vote for my candidate
iamkingzlee
please.....

Sound it ma man!! They don't know! #VoteNotFight

Barackmeringo:




please can you help me vote for my candidate

iamkingzlee

please.....

Sure!.

herbie27:
Sure!.

Gracias, my friend cc: Barackmeringo copy that!! Let's please, keep in touch so when it's time to vote, she exercises her franchise, sir!

iamkingzlee:
Gracias, my friend cc: Barackmeringo copy that!! Let's please, keep in touch so when it's time to vote, she exercises her franchise, sir!

Nairaland franchise.

Rukkydelta:
Hehehehe!
But it's what I'm seeing
Good evening

evening dear, hws today?

herbie27:
Sure!.

Thanks ma'am.

I'd be sure to remind you when the day comes.

Take care and take it easy with my friend......lol