LastMumu:


Rubbish!!

It is either you are dating one of the mods here or of dem mods is eyeing you. I suspect David.

The only time I attempted spamming this thread, I was blessed with two months ban, I will not take this lightly.

ladyF:

hehehehe sorry for your ban ehnn... But ermmm....you want Davide's real boo to come and hold my trouser abi

You need to think big Sir. Think of getting close to any of the supermods. [size=4pt]who mods epp! Why do I feel my ban is coming shortly after this[/size]

Well you have dem batty and jugs so getting close to a supermod won't be that difficult, what I have working for me is just my big head and a few friends in the sexuality section.
I have been trying for years to make friend with David without fruition, how do you expect me then to land a supermod?

LastMumu:


Well you have dem batty and jugs so getting close to a supermod won't be that difficult, what I have working for me is just my big head and a few friends in the sexually sections.
I have been trying for years to make friend with David without fruition, how do you expect then to land a supermod?

ladyF:
lol I just set my birthday as today temporarily.
Chai...So no belated baiday gift

LastMumu:


Lol old woman, I stopped dating Sikira since a month ago or so. I now have my eyes set on your beauriful sister, reason why I liquidated my money with FBN so I pay her bride price. You know I have always had a thing for Igbo girls, especially the yellow pawpaws amongst them.

Yeah you remembered me yesterday, yeah you almost called, blah blah blah mehhhh mehhhh mehhhh, go and sleep jarey. Na today?


It is a risk and reward thing - the higher the risk the higher the yield, the lower the risk the lower the yield. Most people are risk aversive, so they are naturally inclined to 'stash' their money where there is little or no risk. Unfortunately, there is nothing like no risk, taking no risk itself is a risk. If the inflation rate is higher than your ROI(Return on Investment), then that is a big risk on its own. Na people wey dey pack money put for savings account I pity pass.

We don't want Yoruba inlaw, if e concern you_ liquidate your future ...

hhart:
We are pleased to invite you for Interview/Job brief. TUE 5/7/16 by 9AM @16 Ondo Str, Mosalashi Bus Stop, Behind Keystone bank,Costain, Lagos. REF NO:HR/G7/ET.
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I just got this.
Is it legit?
Anybody

hhart:
We are pleased to invite you for Interview/Job brief. TUE 5/7/16 by 9AM @16 Ondo Str, Mosalashi Bus Stop, Behind Keystone bank,Costain, Lagos. REF NO:HR/G7/ET.
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I just got this.
Is it legit?
Anybody

LastMumu:
This looks easy but it is not because everyone will arrive at a different answer. Let's see who will get the right answer first.

Amicable09 bought goods worth ₦200 and paid the
shopkeeper with a ₦1000 Note.

The Shopkeeper had no change on him so he
went to another Shopkeeper Lero15 his neighbour and collected ₦1000 change in ₦200 denominations, with which he settled Amicable09 and she left.

A little while later, Lero15 came back angrily after
he discovered the ₦1000 note he was given by the shopkeeper was fake, and demanded a replacement.

To avoid trouble, the shopkeeper had to give Lero15 another ₦1000 and destroyed the counterfeit which had no real value.

So Question for the geniuses…
How much has the Shopkeeper lost in total?

A. ₦1200

B. ₦2000

C. ₦1000

D. ₦1800

E. ₦2200

Support your answer with analysis.

tollyB:
Happy birthday tolutweety... More grace and more testimonies.. Enjoy your day Dear...
29? Really? Amicable09 I thought he was older than that o

wroskian:

Explain that... NOW!!!

Jazmiynne:
Please guys, can someone help me with a description from Tollgate Sango-Ota to Ajah?

Please it's very urgent.

Udochee:

from sango u should know how to get to oshodi,from oshodi get a brt/bus to cms (drop at cms), then board a bus(lekki-ajah) to ajah, depending on the bustop you're going just tell the conductor. you can also see a straight lekki-ajah straight bus from oshodi depending sha....my humble description, someone else might give u a better/convenient route

Jazmiynne:


Thanks plenty. This is really helpful

ksstroud:
**Short Skit**


Kss: erhmmmmm, Karl wait o, but there is an usual saying that "the beautiful ones are yet to be born"

Karl: Yes of course, have you seen any?

Kss: Ehm ehm now, this babe now....

Karl: Oh my God, nwaada mara mma. Is she from Mars?

Kss: Nope, she is from Jupiter...

Karl: Do you have her ....?

Kss: Her what?

**Skit Off**



I have come to say a "WISH" to a wonderful friend

She's Intelligent
She's Beautiful
She's Unique
She's Kind
She's Uncomparable
She's Nice

LIVE LONG SUCCESSFULLY AND MAKE GOD PROUD, MAY GOD MAKE YOU HIS MOST CHERISHED ALL THROUGH

Abimbex007

H.A.P.P.Y PROSPEROUS B.I.R.T.H.D.A.Y

Abimbex007

Abimbex007:

amicable09:
Oh my baby! Birthing you on NL was without much travail, you came at a time your e-pop and I needed to have an e- offspring



May your new age bring a suitor with plenty money in his pocket and bank account .

WTF?

Lero15:
Happy birthday, Abimbex007 my baby.
Dad loves you.

amicable09:
Oh my baby!
You've been a blessing to me in every way. Birthing you on NL was without much travail, you came at a time your e-pop and I needed to have an e- offspring

I love you babe.
I love you with my whole heart.

May your new age bring a suitor with plenty money in his pocket and bank account .
May the blessings of God flow and overflow into your life now and evermore.

Happy 19th birthday Abimbs
Wire my cake across