MagicBishop:
They can never be in total agreement other than in killing non Muslims.

Lunar tables are as accurate as ever and can be gotten from the free access public domain from sites like NASA.

Useles follow follow almajiris who do not even know their religion

This one definitely illiterate.. .....v u ever seen the wall of the school ur life

Myde4naija:
you definitely need to stop turning your mouth to anus cos you split shit

Keep fasting until Buhari locates the moon for you moon pagan worshippers

kennosklint:
you are a perfect description of an EWOBI...

lolllsssss......hahahahahahahaha.....

MagicBishop:


And your empty skull only houses a Koran

If your skull can house a quarter of the Quran, your life would have been better than this

Mightyraw:

This one definitely illiterate.. .....v u ever seen the wall of the school ur life

Coming from an almajiri like you?

Sijo01:


E dey sweet am well well o

Enjoy well well

A joke of a government and country. Why am I not surprised when we have a government that gives no hoot about the cost of such holiday to our economy. The economy has just slipped into recession and they are busy declaring public holiday upandan

olapluto:
What an unserious government. Why the rush to declare holiday in the first instance?
I am Muslim, but I think Dambazzau was wrong to declare today as public holiday in the first instance.

its all abt the confusion enmeshed in this govt.

useless mallams declaring holiday when the country needs all the productivity to boast the economy.
islam bigger than entire nation with secular population.

golor:
Must we criticise everything about Mr president!

Just shows the citizenry are really unhappy.... If you are loved regardless of any mistake or policy error, your followers will be optimistic amd follow you..

cremedelacreme:
The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-Niger Delta Avengers

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Biafrans

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-The US govt.
Happy holiday !!!

If the moon is truly missing, then America must know...
GEJ

The moon presently on vacation

Someone should think about what this uncalculated holiday will do to this bartered Economy of ours

cremedelacreme:
The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-Niger Delta Avengers

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Biafrans

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-The US govt.
Happy holiday !!!

seun abeg this guy deserve a prize ooo

cremedelacreme:
The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-Niger Delta Avengers

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Biafrans

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-The US govt.
Happy holiday !!!

PDP stole the moon- Buhari
moon or no moon, ramadan is today - zoombie

cremedelacreme:
The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-Niger Delta Avengers

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Biafrans

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-The US govt.
Happy holiday !!!

Take these kisses

Plus these 10 wraps of weed and a bottle of your favorite ogogoro..

This parody is excellent and apt..

Respect!

[color=#990000][/color] The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive -INEC The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow -Abuja High Court The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation) -Senate The moon has already been sighted tomorrow -Lai Mohammed The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo -Patrick Obahiagbon The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria -Fayose We will create another moon for Nigerians -APC Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved. -Presidency We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons -NDA We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky -Boko Haram Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence. -EFCC We dont want to sight the Moon -Brexit We know where the moon is but we dont want to say. -US Abeg add your own I don taya!

The moon was sighted in Allahabad, India yesterday

EasternActivist:
What happens if the moon remains hidden even on Thursday?

The fallacy of dogma based on nature.

The moment people begin to worship the moon, then you really wonder what they worship. God or nature?

ireneony:
They have suceeded in islamizing Nigeria

How

Tellemall:


The fallacy of dogma based on nature.

The moment people begin to worship the moon, then you really wonder what they worship. God or nature?

Dont forget that stone in the desert they flock to as well

It's good...
Here in Kebbi, it's 10 days...

This govt is pathetically dumb/confused/clueless!

cremedelacreme:
The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-Niger Delta Avengers

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Biafrans

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-The US govt.
Happy holiday !!!

[size=18pt] Guy so true.. Chai Nigeria is missing.. See brains [/size]

Buhari is such a joke. See mumu leadership style on display. So, what if the so called moon refuses to come out for weeks? Nigeria observes holidays for weeks?

SMH

Nigerians, say NO to dullardism.

Meanwhile, Ramadan and men wasting their time for nothing...

MagicBishop:


Coming from an almajiri like you?

Why u so confused , do u even knw what a month means, Do u juss realise hw cinfused u r

izzou:
Dear MOON

i beg you

Abeggg


Aaaaabegggggg


Dont come out till the ending of July




Let them just keep fasting

And make i just dey sleeep


Abeg

Thank you

Lazy bone! chai......

Every single holiday affects US economic output, and of course , their GDP.
Monthly and quarterly economic reports clearly show this. It's not rocket science.

Now, imagine a generator economy, tethering on the brinks of collapse, losing an entire week of economic output.

Nigeria, forward to the past.

Tolexander:
Please declare friday too and let's just have the whole of this week for holiday!

Here in Abba, we haven't gone to work this month.

Ojo Madueke + Eid el fitri

. I pray that God will hide his moon for a month so that the fasting and public holidays will continue.

rose54321:


Just shows the citizenry are really unhappy.... If you are loved regardless of any mistake or policy error, your followers will be optimistic amd follow you..

Yesooo! You kno a good leader by the optimism of those he/she is leading! If it's not so, then you are not a true leader

Nigerians are truly angry...very angry! & all the govt does is "we will", "we will"! Na we will go solve problems?

poweredcom:
Useless country lazy people who only know holidays

are u a workaholic... I am 100% sure u are unemployed