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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 11:48am On Jul 06, 2016
Image123:


The Bible no doubt has something those textbooks can never have-LIFE. Tell me more about your thought born again experience. You know, like the OP did kinda. Were you a sinner then a Christian, that's what i meant by the 2Corinth5:17 mode.
To over 1.5 billion people, the Koran is life...I did all that was expected of me. Altar-calls, confession of sins, Holy-Ghost baptism, etc. But too much reading and too much analysis got in the way.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by mirinda01(m): 1:05pm On Jul 06, 2016
HardMirror:
The Ridiculous number of animals noah had to save
Noah was to save all the animals on earth.
It is estimated that there are over 7.7 million animal species on earth!


Insects alone accounts for about 950,000 of this
Let's take the average weight of an insect to be 10 grammes, that is about 9,500kg and they were taken male and female so that is multiplied by 2 which give 19,000. That is 19tonnes for insects only.
At least 1,900,000 insects were in the ark.
There are 12,000 different species of ants alone!


Over 1,100 different types of rodents ; rats, mice, chimpmunks, rabbits etc
So at least 2,200 rodents were on board



There are 5 species of elephants
So at least 10 elephants were on board

There are over 50 types of goat and sheeps

The list goes on and on

So in the end 7.7 million species on the ark

Unclean animals must be in twos

All birds must be in 7pairs (14 birds)

All clean animals must be in 7 pairs (14 animals)

So this means the number of animals on board must have been over 20 million or even as much as 40 million!!!!


PLease how would 20 million animals breath inside the ark? What will they eat? What happens to their urine and feaces ?

Hardmirrow you can't use science or common sense to validate the supernatural, that is why it's SUPER, because it goes beyond what you think. You are myopic enough to think how they slept, have you asked your self what brought them to the destination of the Ark? My brother please rest your little brain and spend time thinking of why are you on earth. Can you explain bullet not penetrating through someone skin, or how people disappear and reappear, these are supernatural. So please stop trying hard to disprove the Bible.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 2:05pm On Jul 06, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
To over 1.5 billion people, the Koran is life...I did all that was expected of me. Altar-calls, confession of sins, Holy-Ghost baptism, etc. But too much reading and too much analysis got in the way.

i've never heard a muslim say that the Koran is life or gives life, smh for you and your eternal resort to Christian vs others tactics. They believe it is an holy book of God, i've not heard them call it the living Word. That is what the Bible is, it is alive and gives life till tomorrow. Did you have that life, apart from the goose bumps, did you repent from sin?
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Rilwon: 2:12pm On Jul 06, 2016
Image123:


i've never heard a muslim say that the Koran is life or gives life, smh for you and your eternal resort to Christian vs others tactics. They believe it is an holy book of God, i've not heard them call it the living Word. That is what the Bible is, it is alive and gives life till tomorrow. Did you have that life, apart from the goose bumps, did you repent from sin?

I don't know the point you are trying to make here sha, but saying Muslim doesn't believe the Qur'an is the living word of Almighty Allah is a lie.

And indeed the Qur'an gives life to an average muslims, because I wonder what Islam is to Muslims without the Qur'an.

Qur'an gives life.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 2:20pm On Jul 06, 2016
Image123:


i've never heard a muslim say that the Koran is life or gives life, smh for you and your eternal resort to Christian vs others tactics. They believe it is an holy book of God, i've not heard them call it the living Word. That is what the Bible is, it is alive and gives life till tomorrow. Did you have that life, apart from the goose bumps, did you repent from sin?
The ubiquity of religions is one of the things that fuel my doubt, hence my 'eternal resort'... What is sin?
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 2:26pm On Jul 06, 2016
Rilwon:


I don't know the point you are trying to make here sha, but saying Muslim doesn't believe the Qur'an is the living word of Almighty Allah is a lie.

And indeed the Qur'an gives life to an average muslims, because I wonder what Islam is to Muslims without the Qur'an.

Qur'an gives life.
Hehehehehe! Image123 has been caught pants-down.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 7:59pm On Jul 06, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Hehehehehe! Image123 has been caught pants-down.

Not at all, that's a first. Not surprisingly though, they've also started things like singing praise and worship, Sunday service, night vigils and others. These are all relatively new and "dubbed". Maybe a quaranic verse will help though.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 8:02pm On Jul 06, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
The ubiquity of religions is one of the things that fuel my doubt, hence my 'eternal resort'... What is sin?

Sin is displeasing, disobeying God. Atheism is also one of the religions. It also lays claims to being the right way. i also doubt it.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 9:16pm On Jul 06, 2016
Image123:


Sin is displeasing, disobeying God. Atheism is also one of the religions. It also lays claims to being the right way. i also doubt it.
This is not true. The atheist position is 'I don't know' Displeasing which God? Does putting on earrings displease this God?
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 9:19pm On Jul 06, 2016
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Not at all, that's a first. Not surprisingly though, they've also started things like singing praise and worship, Sunday service, night vigils and others. These are all relatively new and "dubbed". Maybe a quaranic verse will help though.
I agree with with you, ALL religions like every other thing evolve and adapt to the of the current zeitgeist else they become irrelevant. I know of a particular one whose adherents once held that the earth was flat. They even killed people for saying otherwise.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 9:24pm On Jul 06, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
I agree with with you, ALL religions like every other thing evolve and adapt to the of the current zeitgeist else they become irrelevant. I know of a particular one whose adherents once held that the earth was flat. They even killed people for saying otherwise.

That's unfortunate for them. That is one reason why the Bible remains the best guide. We both know of atheists like Stalin who killed people too.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 9:27pm On Jul 06, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
This is not true. The atheist position is 'I don't know' Displeasing which God? Does putting on earrings displease this God?

Most atheists on nl believe atheism is the right way to go, and that the world would be a better place if we all practised their religion. They do not say that they do not know, they are usually emphatic.
Displeasing God, who else? You said you thought you were born again, and i am asking if you stopped/repented of sin, remember? Stay in context.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 9:28pm On Jul 06, 2016
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That's unfortunate for them. That is one reason why the Bible remains the best guide. We both know of atheists like Stalin who killed people too.
Atheists do not have a code, the only thing that they have in common is lack of belief in deities. You know this.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 9:35pm On Jul 06, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Atheists do not have a code, the only thing that they have in common is lack of belief in deities. You know this.

i cannot be blamed for your lack of organisation na, go and get a code fah. At least, you people now have fellowships. Do you people have like CAN president, or parish yet?
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 9:41pm On Jul 06, 2016
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i cannot be blamed for your lack of organisation na, go and get a code fah. At least, you people now have fellowships. Do you people have like CAN president, or parish yet?
People that do not believe in the FSM will also have to get their own codes.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 9:43pm On Jul 06, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
People that do not believe in the FSM will also have to get their own codes.

What is the FSM, fight for yourself na. Are you a christian?
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 9:48pm On Jul 06, 2016
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Most atheists on nl believe atheism is the right way to go, and that the world would be a better place if we all practised their religion. They do not say that they do not know, they are usually emphatic.
Displeasing God, who else? You said you thought you were born again, and i am asking if you stopped/repented of sin, remember? Stay in context.
Most. Not all. How do I know what displeases your God? Can you give me examples of some of the things that displease Him?
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 9:50pm On Jul 06, 2016
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What is the FSM, fight for yourself na. Are you a christian?
Flying Spaghetti Monster. Are you an atheist?

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 9:54pm On Jul 06, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Most. Not all. How do I know what displeases your God? Can you give me examples of some of the things that displease Him?

What? Are you sure you were born again then? It's all over the Bible. For instance.
1Co 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
1Co 6:10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

Col 3:5 Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry:
Col 3:6 For which things' sake the wrath of God cometh on the children of disobedience:


When you say most, not all, why do you not give the same allowance for differing christian views?

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 9:56pm On Jul 06, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Flying Spaghetti Monster. Are you an atheist?

Oh that. No, i asked if you were christian because it is christian to love their neighbours have themselves. My God is alive.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 10:12pm On Jul 06, 2016
Image123:


What? Are you sure you were born again then? It's all over the Bible. For instance.
1Co 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
1Co 6:10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

Col 3:5 Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry:
Col 3:6 For which things' sake the wrath of God cometh on the children of disobedience:


When you say most, not all, why do you not give the same allowance for differing christian views?
I did not do those things and I still don't....All christians have a code -The Bible. What affects one must affect all unless you want to commit the 'no true Scotsman' fallacy.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by OFFICIAL336: 11:23pm On Jul 06, 2016
An ediot wants me to discredit the Bible becos of science that can't even explain how the world began and the mystery behind the human soul. With God, all things are possible.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by OFFICIAL336: 12:08am On Jul 07, 2016
HardMirror:

So because pyramids which we can see even today and obelisks are real every other thing must be real even tower of babel, noah's ark and dragons.

Hogworts must be real too. Infact x-men are real.

Since trucks are real, Optimus Prime must be real too. Cameros are real so Bumble Bee (Transformers) must be real too.

You call me ignorant for saying you are fallacious for claiming that dragons existed even uptil the 14th century and that the sun will die out in 2 centuries time.

Are you getting these from movies?

The pyramids were built by hundreds of thousands of people and the architecture gradually evolved.

How can Noah and his family build such an ark that is even longer than any ship in existence today?

Have we not built taller buildings than the pyramids?
How can such an ark fit all the species of animals along with their mates?

I don't have time for someone that believes dragons exist even in the 14th century. You are not even worthy to discuss with a 10 year old child.


Guy I pity your life. Do you believe we have a technology that can build, roof and plaster a storey building in less than a day? If humans can do that, Noah with God's assistance can do that. If Galatians can correctly prophecy the birth place of Mohammed, Ezekiel that of Jesus, the Bible the ruins of Babylon, might of Alexandra, fall of the Persian empire, destruction of Jerusalem in 70 AD and the Revelation correctly traces world power to US, then the inspiration behind those wonders can build a ship even bigger than the Ark in hrs.

If Ballard, one of the best Underwater Geologist is positive about the Noah's, then who are to tell me otherwise http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/evidence-suggests-biblical-great-flood-noahs-time-happened/story?id=17884533

Do you research well, the Science u are using to discredit the flood is the same science that is almost making a breakthrough discovery.

Do your research well.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by OFFICIAL336: 12:49am On Jul 07, 2016
ValentineMary:
I never really expected xtians to visit this thread but they did. I have realised that most xtians are ignorant and insecure of their faith that's why u see all those hate statements.

I could not stop laughing as I read through. One guy called continental drift the big bang and said it took place 5,000 years ago. This is laughable because the most recent continental drift took place about 60-100 million years ago and the big bang took place 13.82 billion years ago.

Now let me chip in something: God's intention for the flood was to end sin right? and since he is omniscient, he knows all things. But did sin end after the flood? why would the plans of an omniscient being fail
Ponder over this
Nope. To punish sin.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by OFFICIAL336: 1:45am On Jul 07, 2016
realmindz:


How will any reasonable person ever doubt the bible creation story, that's absurd.

Wen the universe was created in 6 days and earth is abt 6000 years old , even though it is scientifically proven that the earth is several billions of years old, it's jst God testing our faith.


or who shall doubt that Adam and Eve populated the whole world.


The appearance of different races is jst one of God wonders. who does not know that our ancestors were once whites and got burnt by African sun to be black, then they ate too much pounded yam to have thick lips and broad nose.


No no, the bible creation story is just perfect and we should never ever question anything about it but believe with absolute faith....or do u want to perish in hell?



You are not wise. Read the Bible again. Point of correction, from creation to now is abt 12000 yrs.

The earth can be 13 billion years old, I don't care. The truth is, the earth was in existence even b4 creation and the bible doesn't doubt that. Gen 1. Says in the beginning God created heaven and earth. This beginning mentioned here wasn't the 12000 yrs ago, but billions of yrs ago equaling the time God began to exist. That earth became shapeless, meaning it once had shape, covered with darkness, meaning it once had light nd water covers the deep, meaning there had been a creation prior to the new creation. So 12000 ago the spirit of God starts moving upon the water before the creation, wht do you think He was doing? Surveying the damage that had been done to the shapeless earth. God said let there be light and there was light. Comparing the creation process from Day 1-5 and the 6th day He made man will show u a remarkable difference. It shows day1-5 were just a mere recreation meaning they once existed unlike the 6th day actual creation took place.

If you are thinking abt what destroyed the earth, Revelation told us there was once a war in Heaven and the Angels of God battled Satan nd his angels and cast them down to the earth. A part of that Revelation recorded they took down the sun and some celestial bodies and God said "Woe to the earth for the satan av come down to dwell thereon".

Satan was on earth many years before Adam and has the power to transform into earthly elements.

The earth is billions of years, but creation is abt 12000 yrs.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by John1305(m): 7:21am On Jul 07, 2016
You strove so much for knowledge to discover this God, you searched scriptures and science history and what have you, yet your imagination couldnt bear it. You ve wasted time and strength search for what you dont know.

Faith in God is one of the simplest thing to do, a humble heart is all you need, then you will understand that God is not a discovery and can not be dicovered, he reveals himself and has given us His Spirit to build this knowledge that surpasses knowledge in us.

Formulas have tried before you were born, it failed. Have you forgotten the Tower of Babel or the Burning Bush or the loud voice from mt Sinai, or the parted red sea, or the crumbled city of Jericho.. the list is endless.. formulated theories have come and gone and they all failed like fail...fail fail.. fail.

What you seek is before you but you dont see it. You seek revelation, you hunger for something greater than what you can understand, but because you are too proud to yield to its overwhelmingly prevalence you cowed into building this archaic monument emblazoned with perishable gleach resounding lies and wasted effort.

Your call is to go to the Lord Jesus and he will open your eye, We Christian have the HolySpirit as our companion and he teaches us all things leading us into all truth and breaking off every stronghold of such knowledge and doctrines created either by our tradition, eduction or even our nature.

You need Jesus.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by stephengee(m): 8:08am On Jul 07, 2016
lytech1:
I wonder why people are so dogmatic in nature..
Why not be patient and see what his trend is up to...
You never can tell how true the story was?
Furthermore,guess the bible wasnt thrown from heaven,it was written by a fellow being like you and i
abeg wch holy book them tell you say them throw from heaven.... dey deceive yourself. Yeye dey smell
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Nobody: 9:05am On Jul 07, 2016
whitestar01:
Am not suprise hard mirorr is just a demon from heart of hell sent to nairaland just to decieve fake christains.
As for me and otber rooted christains we are not moved
If you are not a demon now tell me why u will not allow body of christ to hv peace on this forum. Why claimin to be once a christain when a mere demon?


In as much as i dont want to believe this hardmirror bs, pls countet those cogent facts and points he made.... Pls help me not changing my belief, my head is burning right now
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by realmindz: 9:26am On Jul 07, 2016
OFFICIAL336:


You are not wise. Read the Bible again. Point of correction, from creation to now is abt 12000 yrs.

The earth can be 13 billion years old, I don't care. The truth is, the earth was in existence even b4 creation and the bible doesn't doubt that. Gen 1. Says in the beginning God created heaven and earth. This beginning mentioned here wasn't the 12000 yrs ago, but billions of yrs ago equaling the time God began to exist. That earth became shapeless, meaning it once had shape, covered with darkness, meaning it once had light nd water covers the deep, meaning there had been a creation prior to the new creation. So 12000 ago the spirit of God starts moving upon the water before the creation, wht do you think He was doing? Surveying the damage that had been done to the shapeless earth. God said let there be light and there was light. Comparing the creation process from Day 1-5 and the 6th day He made man will show u a remarkable difference. It shows day1-5 were just a mere recreation meaning they once existed unlike the 6th day actual creation took place.

If you are thinking abt what destroyed the earth, Revelation told us there was once a war in Heaven and the Angels of God battled Satan nd his angels and cast them down to the earth. A part of that Revelation recorded they took down the sun and some celestial bodies and God said "Woe to the earth for the satan av come down to dwell thereon".

Satan was on earth many years before Adam and has the power to transform into earthly elements.

The earth is billions of years, but creation is abt 12000 yrs.
God created the firmaments and stars on the fourth day...(stars are billions of years old)
God created the animals on fifth day (with animal fossils several millions of years old)
Even man is believed to have been over 200k years old as against the 12k years u pointed out there...

If we all came from Adam and Eve, and man's first home was the garden of eden...why can't all races and cultures give that account of their first home and parents....Suddenly, we needed the help of the Jews to remember our ancestors..


How can you tell me of Noah's family comprising of a black, a Chinese, an Indian, a white and all races of the world...?

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by realmindz: 9:35am On Jul 07, 2016
HardMirror johnydon22 winner01 KingEbukasBlog
flamingREED

Just as they came out of the ark


Gen 8 vs 20. Noah built an alter and took of every clean animal and bird and offered them as burnt offering..


I think Noah just sacrificed the last animals on earth to God...I thought only two of every animal were saved.

Na wa ooo

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by cortix(m): 10:00am On Jul 07, 2016
the wisdom of man is far beyond the reasoning of God...God has supers science right from the beginning Gen 1, so let science derail your mind
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by whitestar01(m): 10:12am On Jul 07, 2016
Drabeey:



In as much as i dont want to believe this hardmirror bs, pls countet those cogent facts and points he made.... Pls help me not changing my belief, my head is burning right now
what's burning your head? That trash he posted there? Job9:10 read it. God's wisdom is never the same as ours. With such intelligence that hardbrokenmirror claimed, what has he invented?

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