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50 Mumu Fact U Need To Know by drexel39(m): 9:24pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
Farting can reduce high blood pressure Drinking someone urine when u re drunk can cure hangover Any girl that go to public swimming pool during her menstrual period is a WITCH Only igbo men keep mirror in their wallet to double their money Bathing with dettol immediately affter skin to skin sexual intercourse is still PROTECTED SEX A typical youruba man will remove his shirt nad break a bottle befor a tweetfight Dying has bn discovered to be the main cause of death worldwide When "Sure" deodorant comes in contact with the armpits of an Ibadan girl, it becomes "Uncertain” If you swallow half tablet of panadol when you having headache, only the right side of your head would stop paining you. 80% of Cases in a Calabar Hospital are of Broken or Fractured Penis. Unilag babes can knack for cheese balls or noreos biscuit. Debtors Rarely Update their PM Or Change Dps on BBM or whatsapp. Study shows that 80% of men dip their hands into their boxers just before they sleep at night, the remaining 20% don't wear boxers. The Darkest person in Nigeria is An Albino in Ghana. Yoruba People don't have "H" in their alphabets. Yoruba primary school children take AGBO to school in their water bottles. Iphones 6,6s,and 6 plus user have an addiction for mirror pictures. Yoruba men moan and shout when giving Head. 99.99% of girls can breakup with their boyfriend if their celebrity crush ask them out. 50 % of Yoruba men scream "Jor o, Jor o, jor oh" during sex.the other 50% scream "e' gba mi o" 419 has bn added to oxford dictionary 10th edition Its impossible to see an albino smiling in the afternoon Too many tribal marks hinders progress Dbanj is star in nigeria but an upcoming artist in US If u break banky w head u will see anoda head inside Only igbo men save already used condom for reuse just to save money A typical ibadan babe can stay 4 months with brushing her teeth Fat girls snore even when they are awake Hausa man masturbate using various s*x position Mouth odour can cause misccarriage To prevent early Ejaculation during S*x, Sing Different "Gospel Songs + Praise and Worship" in your Mind. Typical aboki man msturbate with palm oil Applying "Aboniki Balm" twice a day on your Penis/Boobs helps Increase the Size. In the Olden Days, Doctors Hire Men with Long Penis For Abortion. calabar girls masturbate wit yam or pestle. A Typical Igbo man will do anything to be potbellied because he believes it's a sign of good living No Nigerian can pay to download Anything on the internet. They Go for what's Free. Monkeys Masturbate in Kenya. Insecticide and tear gas made in nigeria re mostly produce with mouth odour nd body odour of a yoruba market woman Unilag Girls won't mind buying a brazilian Girl's pubic hair as long as it's Brazilian. Washing your p**sy with "Petrol" will increase its tightness. Yoruba girls wash and dry their sanitary Pads so they can re-use it No mad albino in the world No dwarf albino in the world No dwarf mad man Girls who their name starts with J re promiscious No fat lady bearing the name sikiratu No slim lady bearing the name iyabo 1 Like |
Re: 50 Mumu Fact U Need To Know by Nobody: 9:36pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
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Re: 50 Mumu Fact U Need To Know by Nobody: 9:36pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
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Re: 50 Mumu Fact U Need To Know by Israelsaidu(m): 9:38pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
lord i love dis guy...u mumu buh na blessing in disguise |
Re: 50 Mumu Fact U Need To Know by midehi2(f): 9:44pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
![]() ![]() ![]() #faint the 80% guys who dip their hands into their boxers is very very correct Lmao #evidencerightnow# ![]() ![]() |
Re: 50 Mumu Fact U Need To Know by 7inches: 9:53pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
hahahah...but trust me most things he said abt yoruba pple here might sound funny but they are true.. i aint hating |
Re: 50 Mumu Fact U Need To Know by Merlissa(f): 9:59pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Unilag babes can knack for cheese balls or noreos biscuit. Unilag Girls won't mind buying a brazilian Girl's pubic hair as long as it's Brazilian. Loooooools |
Re: 50 Mumu Fact U Need To Know by leshluap(m): 10:20pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
hausa can masturbate with palm oil.... ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: 50 Mumu Fact U Need To Know by Mykelpato(m): 11:23pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
;Dlaugh wan kee me |
Re: 50 Mumu Fact U Need To Know by Ochyglowsglows(f): 8:31am On Jul 07, 2016 |
About Ibo men, i concur. The average ibo man believes that pot belly is a sign of being wealthy. Lol.
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Re: 50 Mumu Fact U Need To Know by princeakins(m): 11:02am On Jul 07, 2016 |
midehi2:choi you r wit him i guess ![]() Btw check out ma signature. Nid ur total support. Tanx.. Goodmornin coco ![]() FOllow bck
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Re: 50 Mumu Fact U Need To Know by drexel39(m): 6:15am On Jul 09, 2016 |
In nigerian movie a father advice his children and cough 3 times before he dies.dnt argue,its in our constitutution. drexel39: |
Re: 50 Mumu Fact U Need To Know by drexel39(m): 11:09pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
If you swallow your pride,you won't die |
Re: 50 Mumu Fact U Need To Know by drexel39(m): 11:30pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
Cc: lalasticlala, Mynd44, Ishilove Smellymouth |
Re: 50 Mumu Fact U Need To Know by Borozo(m): 11:41pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
7inches:same here |
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