Smellymouth:


Yes dear.. You wanna campaign for me?

Jaymima:
Is smellymouth contesting for Mr Nairaland?

*WAEC 2016: Agricultural Science*
Q2 (a) (i) Mention 9 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep).
This is an actual answer given by a student:
1. The goat when you use it for soup it taste waaaaooow but the sheep when u use it for soup it does not taste waaaaow!
2. Goats give soup perfume
especially the boy goat but sheep don't give soup perfume.
3. A goat can cross a road wisely but the sheep is very foolish and walk slow on the road.
4. A goat has a sharp brake but a sheep don’t have sharp brake.
5. Goat head is smelling but
sheep head is not smelling.
6. Goat is on left side of God but sheep is on right side of God.
7. Goat is stubborn but sheep is humble.
8. Goat can jump and turn 360° but sheep cannot jump and turn 360°.
9). The goat cry pobebe pobeee but sheep cries berh berh.

apholaryn:
lmao....is that all mofo?? swerve abeg!

tellwisdom:

Ode

apholaryn:
ni iya e

tellwisdom:


omo ale omo...i no sure sey ur mama sabi who fathered u

Muvacci:


Swty watsup? U been low-key lately

nikkypearl:
I'm good,thanks! low key u said ?I just luv to fool around on NL wen I am less busy

countsparrow:




Hian!!!! thats no hit song

girl4rmspace:


what!! How can you say emergency wasnt a hit? A song that was number 1 on many countdowns, a song that people go crazy for in clubs/parties? You have no idea what you are talking about

countsparrow:



when people rock a song in clubs and parties doesn't make it a hit... or maybe i have lost of touch of happenings in the Naija music scene... Emergency was just a normal song to me