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14 Funny Quotes That Will Leave You Laughing In Tears by Iseoluwani: 11:15pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share on Whatsapp 1. The ewa quote Only ewa agonyin can understand the full plight of bread – Behind (2016). 2. Zebra quote When you have eight tribal marks with stretch marks scattered all over your body and you still want to add tattoos to it. What are you? A zebra? – Unknown author. 3. Ladies When you keep taking pictures inside various cars and you expect your man to believe you are not cheating. Who exactly are you, a mechanic? – Unknown author. 4. Towards getting married When you are stuck with an engagement ring for five years what is your mission? To become lords of the rings? – Unknown author. 5. Women Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any – Albert Einstein (1872). 6. The Nigerian Martin Luther King Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything – Martin Luther King Jnr (1900). 7. This got us… Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing up his face, is capable of murder… – Obasanjo (1999). 8. This is specially for you, yes you! Drinking garri does not mean you are poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty – Queen Elizabeth (1893). 9. Hausa perfume, oh no He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume – Isaac Newton (1904). 10. Hunger ooo He who runs around looking for scissors to cut Indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry – (Sir Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947). 11. This is hilarious Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member – William Shakespeare (1788). 12. Okbye… Nigeria was never on the map when God said ‘Let there be light’ – Goodluck Jonathan (2013). 13. Like seriously He who fully unwraps a Sharwama completely before eating it cannot keep a secret – Abraham Lincoln (1864). 14. Finally Whoever reads all these quotes without laughing is looking for a job – Lord Lugard (1914). Source:NAIJ 1 Like |
Re: 14 Funny Quotes That Will Leave You Laughing In Tears by UndisputedBosom(m): 11:23pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
Where did i left my laughter pill |
Re: 14 Funny Quotes That Will Leave You Laughing In Tears by Iseoluwani: 11:25pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
1 Like |
Re: 14 Funny Quotes That Will Leave You Laughing In Tears by UndisputedBosom(m): 11:28pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
Iseoluwani: ur post taught me |
Re: 14 Funny Quotes That Will Leave You Laughing In Tears by blaquemyc: 11:33pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
stale stale stale |
Re: 14 Funny Quotes That Will Leave You Laughing In Tears by dpete1: 11:44pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
Even my lips didnt move, not to talk of laughter..... |
Re: 14 Funny Quotes That Will Leave You Laughing In Tears by ahnie: 11:51pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
dpete1:evens my lips failed to keep kwayet. 1 Like |
Re: 14 Funny Quotes That Will Leave You Laughing In Tears by MisterPresident(m): 12:31am On Jul 07, 2016 |
Very very boring |
Re: 14 Funny Quotes That Will Leave You Laughing In Tears by Nobody: 12:54am On Jul 07, 2016 |
Was this meant to be funny? |
Re: 14 Funny Quotes That Will Leave You Laughing In Tears by Nobody: 7:50am On Jul 07, 2016 |
You're fuçking right about the last quote :-D @iseoluwani Pls vote iamkingzlee for Mr nairaland and make me happy. 2 Likes |
Re: 14 Funny Quotes That Will Leave You Laughing In Tears by Iseoluwani: 8:16am On Jul 07, 2016 |
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Re: 14 Funny Quotes That Will Leave You Laughing In Tears by percyshelu(m): 9:08am On Jul 07, 2016 |
D post no put smile 4 my face not to talk of laughter |
Re: 14 Funny Quotes That Will Leave You Laughing In Tears by Starlet50(m): 10:35am On Jul 07, 2016 |
Stale...besides it ws copied frm another blog |
Re: 14 Funny Quotes That Will Leave You Laughing In Tears by Starlet50(m): 10:36am On Jul 07, 2016 |
Stale...besides it ws copied frm another blog.At least try to be original |
Re: 14 Funny Quotes That Will Leave You Laughing In Tears by Iseoluwani: 10:40am On Jul 07, 2016 |
Starlet50: You were xo blind to see the source. F**l |
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