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Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by OLAADEGBU(m): 4:40pm On Mar 03, 2016
Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber… But Guess What They FORGOT To Do First
PE Editor February 2, 2016

Muslim crowds mourned a failed suicide bomber who had been shot dead by a soldier before he was able to carry out his sick mission. He was still considered a martyr, and many hundreds of people turned out for the procession.

But there was just ONE little problem.

Suicide bombers tend to strap bombs to themselves. The funeral marchers seem to have forgotten to perform proper “due diligence” before parading his flag-draped body through the streets.

BIG mistake.

BOOM! The happy chanting stops and screams of Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! begin…

WATCH:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9nbo8lz4ag

http://politicalears.com/terrorists-hold-funeral-for-a-suicide-bomber-but-guess-what-they-forgot-to-do-first/#

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Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by Blakjewelry(m): 4:49pm On Mar 03, 2016
So e dey pain?

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Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by Juell(m): 5:21pm On Mar 03, 2016
shocked
Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by porshuch: 9:28pm On Mar 03, 2016
Are they shouting allahkabomb? grin shocked

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Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by eposho: 9:31pm On Mar 03, 2016
Old news
Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by Cadamlk: 11:35pm On Mar 03, 2016
So their own death even pain them.Fooooools . Serve them right

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Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by Flexherbal(m): 11:52pm On Mar 03, 2016
They should be bombing themselves, since that is how they can go to heaven.

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Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by Nobody: 3:50am On Mar 04, 2016
Now this is what we call dark humour

grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by Nobody: 6:11am On Mar 04, 2016
R.I.P for the people at the funeral lipsrsealed
Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by tafabaloo(m): 6:15am On Mar 04, 2016
Hmmmm
Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by OLAADEGBU(m): 12:33pm On Mar 05, 2016
Blakjewelry:


So e dey pain?

Only if they can be free from their bondage. embarassed
Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by OLAADEGBU(m): 11:17pm On Mar 13, 2016
Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by kushma(m): 4:57am On Mar 14, 2016
The video is quite funny no offence to the dead. Rip
Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by DaBullIT(m): 5:27am On Mar 14, 2016
I didn't intend to laugh

Walahi , i squeezed my face when i was watching


But when i saw the Kaboom


I couldn't help but laugh

bwahahahahahah grin

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Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by OLAADEGBU(m): 4:34pm On Mar 14, 2016
porshuch:


Are they shouting allahkabomb? grin shocked

Only if they knew what was coming. shocked
Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by OLAADEGBU(m): 12:15pm On Jul 01, 2016
eposho:


Old news

Before nko? undecided

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Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by jcross19: 12:23pm On Jul 01, 2016
That's what we call "back to sender".

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Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by win3k: 2:19pm On Jul 01, 2016
This should happen to majority of muslims on earth so we can get rid of these animals for good.
try working out the difference between a moderate muslim and a muslim terrorist...a very thin line!

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Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by OLAADEGBU(m): 12:33pm On Jul 07, 2016
jcross19:


That's what we call "back to sender".

At least they can get to claim their 72 virgins in al jannah. embarassed

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Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by God2man(m): 6:54pm On Jul 07, 2016
Ashes fly back to the faces of those who throw them.

E ni to da eru ni eru nto .
Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by OLAADEGBU(m): 9:59am On Jul 08, 2016
win3k:


This should happen to majority of muslims on earth so we can get rid of these animals for good.
try working out the difference between a moderate muslim and a muslim terrorist...a very thin line!

This reminds me of an experiment conducted in the videoclip below where we see people's reaction to a Muslim shouting dropping a box to a Christian's.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=516czVdGsLY

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Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by God2man(m): 8:36am On Jul 09, 2016
Fact finding interesting video clip.
Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by SurefireFashion: 1:36pm On Jul 09, 2016
OP Show some pix. Dnt have enough MB to dounload
Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by 5solas(m): 2:56pm On Jul 23, 2016
OLAADEGBU:


This reminds me of an experiment conducted in the videoclip below where we see people's reaction to a Muslim shouting dropping a box to a Christian's.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=516czVdGsLY
grin grin grin
Christian terrorists scare no one, they don't exist!
Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by OLAADEGBU(m): 11:38pm On Jul 25, 2016
God2man:


Ashes fly back to the faces of those who throw them.

E ni to da eru ni eru nto .

He who sows to the wind in these day and age now reap tornado. shocked

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Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by OLAADEGBU(m): 3:20pm On Jul 26, 2016
SurefireFashion:


OP Show some pix. Dnt have enough MB to dounload

You can click on the links in the OP. smiley
Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by BashMe1(m): 8:38pm On Jul 26, 2016
Religion of death...
Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by sugni: 6:17am On Jul 27, 2016
Why are they running??
Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by OLAADEGBU(m): 1:31pm On Jul 27, 2016
5solas:

grin grin grin
Christian terrorists scare no one, they don't exist!

Who told you Christian terrorists scare no one? cool

Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by 5solas(m): 4:00pm On Jul 27, 2016
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OLAADEGBU:


Who told you Christian terrorists scare no one? cool
grin
Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by BigMan4Life: 11:28pm On Jul 27, 2016
5solas:

grin grin grin
Christian terrorists scare no one, they don't exist!

Hmmmm ... Provisional IRA? Remember am? Bad guys.
Re: Terrorists Hold Funeral For A Suicide Bomber But Forgot To Check Out The Needful by BigMan4Life: 11:29pm On Jul 27, 2016
sugni:
Why are they running??
In case d person explode again

Do not laugh there is clearly precedent, e don explode once today already



grin

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