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Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by attacker321: 11:12pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
Is it okay for a married couple to draw up a time table for having sex? My wife is complaining that I disturb her every day and that she can no longer cope. She has insisted that we come up with a time table of two days in every week and stick to it. This means she is ready to give me sex only twice a week. Also how many times per week is ideal for a couple to have sex? 8 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Irishrena1(f): 11:16pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
[size=18pt]@ OP. What's the title if this movie? I think I've seen it before I've forgotten the title though, pls remind me[/size] Me thinks that the Mrs attacket321 is not feeling her husband's swag. Thrice is just for one Saturday na which is d weekend talk less of throughout the week haba. Attacker321 you probably just satisfy yourself and leave her hanging that's why she's giving you the shoulders. By the way, FTC, sign of good things to come. Show me some love peeps 66 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by attacker321: 11:16pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
Beremx & Ishilove what thinkest thou? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by pimpchi(m): 11:18pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
Observing 1 Like |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by attacker321: 11:18pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
Irishrena1: Face the topic and don't derail this thread please. Thank you. 56 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by mjames: 11:38pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
Further complain from her may disturb the time table 5 Likes |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Nobody: 11:52pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
Me! time table That will be d last sex I will have with her. Right from that night sef, we won't use same room again let alone familiarity that will bring another such disregard 146 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Nyceguy92: 11:52pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
Back to the topic. .. Sex between couples happens spontaneously. . Creating a timetable for it kills the fun. My uni teacher said the normal number of times per week a couple should have sex is 3. Some exceed 3 times. **By the way, I don't understand why the only response somebody has to offer in a thread is to call on Lalasticlala to "do the needful," "come and see this one oo o..," etc. I find them dumb. 115 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by yomi007k(m): 11:59pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
Op I think its gone be good 4 u. D less sex a man has, d more productive he becomes. 32 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Xionez(m): 12:06am On Jul 10, 2016 |
Mehn, twice a week?!!! She is not feeling it any more. The lady seems stressed out. STRESSED OUT!!! Try and take her out, to the pool side, beach, holiday...anywhere. Just find a way of making her relaxed every weekends. Boost it with a few surprises like cooked dinner or takeaways from posh restaurants and eateries on weekdays. Load up on the ice cream with additional purchase of her favorite genre of movies. It seems to calm women down. A good laugh or an emotional cry is enough to make her feel relaxed. Forget about your sexual needs a bit. She definitely would LET YOU KNOW if you play your cards right. ![]() Buttttt, If you don't mind making love to a plank of wood, choose Thursdays and Sundays. On Thursdays, she may be very tired due to work so there is every guarantee she would be very stiff. The thought of the work waiting for her on Monday would equally make her very stiff on Sundays Happy Planking! ![]() TIP: While she is bawling her eyes out from the emotional film/having a laugh, have your bath and smell fresh. She would like to hug or be close to someone (YOU!!!) at the end. And that someone shouldn't have BODY ODOUR of any sort. Let her lead you, don't force it. It will surely come. 197 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by thelish(f): 12:10am On Jul 10, 2016 |
U never hit d right spot. she will be d one begging for it cos d sweetness can't just get off her memory. Oga increase ur gear 98 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Irishrena1(f): 12:42am On Jul 10, 2016 |
Nyceguy92:For some thrice is for a day o. Hmmm you never chi chunchin. By the way, some people really should contribute more than copying lala and co. 4 Likes |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by TheMyth: 2:02am On Jul 10, 2016 |
There are 2 things involved , unless she has reached menopause you either not hitting it right or she is no longer attracted to you and is giving you duty sex (don't believe me do the math if you had sex 7 times a week even if she felt it was a bit tiring if she enjoyed it she wouldn't go from 7 to 2 that over 50% discount ).. at the end of the day these 2 things both mean the same thing, she isn't attracted to you anymore . For women sex is mental as it is physical ... you could do all the right things yet if she isn't feeling you its pretty much a waste of time, if this was abroad she'd be thinking divorce papers. She is basically saying she doesn't want to sleep with you , sex with you is a chore . Women are turned off by weakness , for her to boldly tell you to choose 2 days in a week when you'll have sex and expect a positive outcome shows she looks down on you.The fact you asking us if this is okay proves what I'm saying . In her defence attraction isn't a choice this could be subconscious. As for advice lol if you are willing to have mechanised sex twice a week on premeditated days go ahead , if you dont which I hope is the answer don't agree to it but don't argue about it ,by arguing at best you'll get a bitter woman laying on her back because she has no choice, just tell her you'd consider her feelings but your not scheduling anything . you are better off not agreeing to it then you are gonna have to try your best to only initiate once in a week (hard but too bad ) whilst trying to understand how you are being weak or unattractive be it in behaviour or appearance. Since she said twice a week and she obviously has a libido too she should at least show signs eventually that she wants sex if she is too much of a prude to initiate ... if however she doesn't and seems content with it maybe after 2 weeks of doing this (twice in fourteen days) then you'd have to increase it to twice a week , if she seems receptive to your advances then its at least progress , if she however seems indifferent or godforbid unhappy about your advance , she still finds you unattractive and you haven't solved anything.(Also don't be deluded into thinking you can buy or pamper your way to sex this is the working principle of magas and mugus globally , you can't negotiate desire/konji you can only evoke it) 71 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Florblu(f): 2:51am On Jul 10, 2016 |
Outrightly bad!!! 5 Likes |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Nobody: 6:09am On Jul 10, 2016 |
shez no longer feeling it with u...sex is a spontaneous tin, it jst happens.Sumtimes u guyz might nt even do it for a week n Sumtimes u do it daily for a week.u cnt predict ur mood. oga go buy soap n blow urself... 4 Likes |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Ishilove: 6:24am On Jul 10, 2016 |
attacker321:I'm not married so I can't answer your question 13 Likes |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Beremx(f): 7:15am On Jul 10, 2016 |
Time table for sex? I don't think it's necessary. Sex can be done anytime,it depends on the urge and feelings. You should try and put your wife in the mood na. Are you the type of husband who doesn't do pre-intimacy before sex? ,You better learn. 23 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by JustHere2Observ(f): 9:21am On Jul 10, 2016 |
You are doing something wrong. If your woman says she can't cope its because she has a lot on her plate, domestic chores and work related issues and you are not helping in relieving her burden. Talk to her, assist her in chores, listen when she talks about her day, compliment her and have sex when you are both in the mood. 33 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by SWITANN(f): 9:34am On Jul 10, 2016 |
Nyceguy92: i support u. creating timetables for sex is just so odd. but u as a man @ op shouldnt be so sex crazed ok and be considerate. i think u and ur wife should just learn how to compromise,thats how relationships work. 2 Likes |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by jashar(f): 3:15pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
![]() ![]() ![]() OP, no vex that I dey here oo. I never marry. But it sounds funny to me sha. Hehehehe 4 Likes |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Mskrisx(f): 3:35pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
Xionez: U married?? 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by JoeCutie(m): 3:48pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
Drawing up a timetable for sex? What a boring way of living a married life! There's nothing like timetable for sex! It's a no no. In fact, to me, timetable for sex is all kinds of wrong. Whatever happened to spontaneity? Be crazy, be spontaneous. Rock your thing everyday, if you can. If you can't, any time you feel like it, you knack your thing, but never plan it. Never! It makes for a more boring life. No suspense! No surprises! Just too much anticipation and maybe, excitements which would even make you to release before 5 minutes, which, you should know, is a sexual sin. You can jam your wife as she's making food in the kitchen, you rock your thing. In the toilets? Cool. Midnight? Sweet. Any time, just as the spirit leads. That's the perfect timetable for sex: As the spirit leads. Cc: Attacker321. 47 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Onegai(f): 4:28pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
Xionez: I'm married. And I approve this statement. Some people are just so unrealistic. The rent is due, but because of the new economic dispensation, your company pays you every other month. So you're lying in bed thinking of how you will do the unpleasant task of approaching some relative or friend for a loan. Wifey turns to you and says apologetically "please we need to figure out how to pay for summer school as we cannot leave the children at home". Then the gen splutters because you bought you are out of fuel and mosquitoes start singing in your ears. And by the way, you have to be up at 5am to go to work. What I described is the normal lifestyle of a typical couple residing in a city in Nigeria. If this is the normal lifestyle, whom are the couples having incredible feats of passion 2 times a night or even every night?? OP, take the twice a week schedule and ensure you perform like a Single Young Man trying to impress a new lady. Also support her with chores and kids, share your issues with her and always ask about hers. Na she go chase you soon. 35 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Nyceguy92: 4:31pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
SWITANN: 1 Like |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Nyceguy92: 4:36pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
Irishrena1: Name true you talk.. Honestly, 3 is small... If you remove Saturday and Sunday, for example, when most people dey house, na 2 days be that already... Lol... |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Irishrena1(f): 4:40pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
Nyceguy92: Lolzzzz. Come to talk of 2 throughout the week. The woman is not feeling her husband's swag at all 1 Like |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by SWITANN(f): 5:22pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
[quote author=Nyceguy92 post=47401296][/quote] yeah....can i interest u in something. pls i want u to join team FYNESTBOI. |
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by SWITANN(f): 5:26pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
JoeCutie: lol....very funny 2 Likes |
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