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Swing And A Miss: Captain America(civil War) by severee(m): 11:26am On Jul 11, 2016 |
narrator the movie kicks off with the deleted avengers montage showing chris evans struggle to adjust to the modern world without his war buddies or hayley atwell who just kicked the bucket russo brothers Hmmmm that will certainly put people in chris evans shoes and understand why he does "certain things" in the movie.............that's why we shall cancel that narrator instead the russos opt for an unintentionally funny opening where sebastian stan is been brain washed in a hydra branch office sebastian stan Raaaaaaagh! gene farber Dude I bet you 20 bucks I can make you do anything sebastian stan Raaaagh! gene farber Alrightie(opens a red book) when I call the following words you shall become a soldier for hydra sebastian stan ![]() gene farber Okay here I go: sh*t stain, p*nis sandwich,dong ice cream,c*m mouthwash sebastian stan Ok ok jesus what do you want? gene farber A certain superhero needs a tragic backstory ![]() audience Wait just like dawn of justice? Is there gonna be a Maaaaaaaaartha twist in this one too? [B]russo brothers[/b] What? Er No of course not(runs to go change script) narrator then we see the avengers 'suck-d*ck division' on another unsanctioned mission in elizabeth olsen Hey look at me I'm drinking coffee at one of Nigeria's many coffee shops scarlett johansson And I'm wearing a leather jacket and leather boots when it is as hot as p*nis During summer in Nigeria chris evans And I totally just slept in this room with no mosquito nets anthony mackie ![]() ![]() Nigeria And we totally have a disease research center that foreign terrorists are attacking..........wait what? narrator the avengers strike at the right moment when the bad guys have already trashed the gates, made passersby sh*t their pants and flat out murdered everyone frank grimlo MuaHahahaha go go gagdet hammer go go gadget knife man I'm invincible..........wait a minute? I'm an opening sequence baddie? Aw c'mon I'm more bad*ss than this I mean I killed captain america in the comics And sh*t ugh! chris evans Sky dive kick b*tches terrorist That's weird did you totally just jump out of your hotel room or something? chris evans Shut up and get decapitated( kills a ton of dudes graphically) anthony mackie Pffft! That's nothing watch me point blank shoot this dude in the head(does so) chris evans elizabeth take out the knock out gas in the lab and launch it into the sky don't worry it's nigeria so no one cares about air pollution elizabeth olsen Or we could wait and ambush the terrorists when they get outta the building scarlet johansson Or we could just rig their suvs with explosives and wait for them to get in anthony mackie Or better still we could just send paul betany to handle everything I mean that's why robert created him right? chris evans ![]() scarlett johansson Wait a minute I haven't kicked a*ss in this scene got to fix that, and remember to wait for your turn guys while I kick the sh*t outta your friends terrorists And we will also choose to hand combat you despite our tight schedule scarlett johansson Aw thanks sweety(tries to kick frank's teeth in) frank grimlo MuaHaha I'm another super soldier in a movie filled with super soldiers so Your r*pe prevention gadgets don't work on me.........anyway instead of totally snapping your neck like a freaking fish stick, I shall go all james bond villain on you and toss you into this SUV with a grenade and two 'dumbass henchmen who don't know what a grenade is' for company(does so) narrator luckily for scarlett the russo brothers don't know what a grenade is or what an explosion looks like so scarlet walks away from an explosion without going deaf or freaking losing a limb and sh*t frank grimlo Hey chris you dropped a building on my face and now I want.........REVENGE chris evans O_o any reason why you are being dramatic and sh*t? russo brothers Oh we're just getting started there's more where that came from narrator chris makes frank his b*tch despite frank being a hybrid of superman and inspector gadget frank grimlo *singing* when I say sebastian you stand still oya sebastian chris evans What's this mortal kombat? Why should I stand still just because you are dressed as sub-zero and you called sebastians name? frank grimlo ![]() chris evans *rolling eyes* ok I mean *gasp* ![]() frank grimlo Oh good you are distracted [s]time to make a slip or shove a wrist buzz saw down your throat or something[/s] EAT GRENADE YOU QUERE!!!! Go go gadget hand grenade elizabeth olsen Not so fast frank(does whatever the f*ck she does which contains frank just at the right moment........ ![]() chris evans Quick shove him in the ground elizabeth olsen ![]() ![]() anthony mackie ![]() chris evans Oh sh*t Quick! we've gotta hide elizabeth from a Nigerian lynch mob........... wait you mean nigerians who lynch innocent people in suspicion of witch craft will totally sit out on lynching elizabeth right now? Man I call bullsh*t on this one narrator next we see robert downey jr [s]sending relief materials to sokovian refugees[/s] giving a talk to some undergrads brought to you courtesy of M.I. m*therfucking T robert downey My parents were murdered in a "make it look like an accident" assassination plot and because my head is full of saw dust I totally didn't investigate the finger prints around my mothers neck or my fathers punched in face or the totally robbed trunk of their car instead I built this implausible device which CGIs you to death to make you students Jesus! you called us to the auditorium for this? Couldn't you like send a newsletter to our college accounts or sms our phones or something? school lecturer Hey robert I've got this idea you'll love robert downey jr Eat a d*ck nerd wow obviously I didn't learn my anything from iron man three whatever, I'll just hop into this unsecured elevator in this creepy hallway I just hope I don't come across an ironman hater right now or I'm toast william sharpe robert I've been waiting at this elevator for you this whole time cause I totally knew you would ditch everyone and take this particular elevator alone and without your iron suit robert downey jr Yea that's kinda st*pid but you're a black welfare queen so my paranoid senses are tingling like crazy william sharpe ![]() ![]() robert downey jr Oh right! This is definitely the first troll I've seen since the avengers kicked off now I'm sad hence growing a conscience for the gazillionth time william hurt Luckily for you the world hates you guys so now will be the time to exercise your guilt and act like a d*ck Hey guys so you know how you go round the world trashing things killing people and leaving without cleaning up? (Shows a montage of MCU movie climaxes for continuity sake) chris evans Wow who got all that footage from those dangerous positions? The Suicide squad? ![]() To be continued....
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Re: Swing And A Miss: Captain America(civil War) by kay9(m): 12:34pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
double post. P.S: Seun, please when can we expect the "delete post" button? |
Re: Swing And A Miss: Captain America(civil War) by kay9(m): 12:34pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
Dude ![]() ![]() ![]() But i'll admit, the movie's premise and the opening scenes does require some suspension of common sense. ![]() |
Re: Swing And A Miss: Captain America(civil War) by vickers95(m): 6:38pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
Lol. MOREEEE! |
Re: Swing And A Miss: Captain America(civil War) by severee(m): 7:04pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
kay9: ![]() |
Re: Swing And A Miss: Captain America(civil War) by severee(m): 7:40pm On Jul 12, 2016 |
william hurt Well we've decided (after 8 years) that it's not right and so we are accord slapping your a*sses instead of you know........just asking y'all to retire and surrender your weapons or just killing you all to save us the headache chris evans ![]() william hurt ![]() chris evans Well you can't tell us what to do robert downey jr Well tough sh*t I just got grieve slapped by a black widow ![]() audience Ugh! anthony mackie I'm with chris because it's one black sidekick to a white lead don cheadle Then I'm with robert scarlet johansson I'm with robert but also with chris because women can't make up their minds in the MCU elizabeth olsen At least you're not forced to be on chris side and held by robert against your will to be uggled by a creepy robot....... Add that to murdering my parents and brother and you'll get a mystery as to why I haven't totally killed robert by now chris evans Hayleys dead oh sh*t my MILF I never got to score with her oh sh*t emily vancamp Its alright love chris evans You? Why are you in this movie? emily vancamp it was either me or maria hill chris evans As what? emily vancamp Your enabler chris evans Isn't that scarlet's job? russo brothers We haven't yet gotten a handle on your love life so I think we should just throw every female character into the franchise and see which sticks kinda like speed dating it will be fun audience More like gross and unnecessary russo brothers Let's skip to the next scene shall we narrator next we see gene farber a war criminal hiding out in [b]daniel bruhl Hey dude I crashed into your car you wanna let me in so we can talk? gene farber Ok one second let me just get my gun incase you aren't whom you say you are daniel bruhl Or maybe we could settle this with the police? gene farber Hmmm police that certainly makes you the real deal tell you what I'm not gonna pick up my gun and I definitely won't just ask you to leave since its my car and all, I will totally let you in daniel bruhl ![]() narrator by the time farber comes to he's hanging upside down over a bathtub filling with water gene farber What do you want? daniel bruhl The fall of an empire gene farber ![]() daniel bruhl *rolling eyes* I wanna kill the avengers gene farber Uh shouldn't you be meeting with samuel jackson for that? Or probably teaming up with me I mean they are the reason why I'm out of a job and sh*t daniel bruhl Oh look your red book is not tattered and torn after over 20 years why didn't you burn this sh*t? gene farber Yea I just kept that I mean you never know when you'll want a hydra super soldier to do your laundry or clean your house and sh*t, anyway if I helpe answered your questions right now this movie will be 15minutes total so I'm not helping you destroy the avengers and save my life ![]() daniel bruhl Very well I guess I'll go the narrator scarlet is at a conference in vienna surprisingly not in handcuffs, she introduces herself to john kani and american chadwick boseman whose pretending to be african by being totally cliched scarlet johansson Rather than just casting regular african actors right? russo brothers We only cast indigenous dudes when we want to suck its countrys d*ck but africa is not really on our radar right now chadwick boseman Besides who can play this role better than me? scarlet johansson Uh chiwetel ejiofor,triple A,that razak azeez dude from doom, david oyelowo chadwick boseman Oh yea? well I happen to be here and you happen to be giving me f*ck me eyes and apparently I abandoned my security post........... ![]() narrator boom! The conference is attacked in order to frame sebastian audience Hey dawn of justice called they said stop stealing their sh*t chadwick boseman Hmmm perhaps we should totally arrest and investigate the avengers as only they stand to gain from this scarlet johansson Uh this totally doctored and convenient camera footage shows that sebastian stan did it chadwick boseman And what would a hydra operative and enemy of the avengers gain from this? Its not like robert can't move sh*t around to make sebastian take the fall for all I know robert probably fired an invisible tank missile at this place scarlet johansson ![]() chadwick boseman Well in that case.......raaaagh sebstian killed my wierdly old a*ss father and I want............revenge chris evans Hmmm I feel I should be doing something since this is my movie what to do what to do scarlet johansson The cops are unto your friend whom we are not sure we can trust but help him resist arrest anyway? chris evans Oh thanks now how do I find him what to do what to do emily vancamp Lucky you have me, sebastian stan has been located "hiding" in the city of romanian capital bucharest and by hiding I mean not making any effort to change his appearance, renting a posh condo and waltzing about the market place during the day to buy fruits chris evans Yes in my movie am letting two chicks to spoon feed me instructions and information this should definitely make fans to root for me against robert anthony mackie If we are to visit your friend we must rely on stealth chris evans That's right buddie narrator chris meets with sebastian in sebastians porche apartment totally geared to the teeth to "avoid" suspicion chris evans How can you afford this on a fugitive salary? sebastian stan Hydra still pays me pension and sh*t what do you want chris evans There are romanian cops on their way to kill you so we took the first 2 minute flight from america to show up in your apartment and look concerned seriously I'm actually here to ask you to surrender and get killed romanian cops This is the romanian police we are here to kill you that's why we are announcing our arrival sebastian stan Winter soldier no dey carry last(hops out window) chris evans No sebastian you have to surrender to police(kicks romanian police in the head and a*ss)cause we are the good guys(kicks romanian police teeth in) if you run you'll look guilty(kicks romanina police in the nuts) To be continued......... |
Re: Swing And A Miss: Captain America(civil War) by iheanyi4u(m): 5:22am On Jul 13, 2016 |
More more more!!! |
Re: Swing And A Miss: Captain America(civil War) by severee(m): 3:16pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
chadwick boseman Haha I bet everyone is excited to see my alter ego just a few seconds after declaring fukushu on sebastians a*ss russo brothers Yea its only a test run to see if you're cool so screw mystery cause it's overrated sebastian stan *rolling eyes* ![]() chadwick boseman Uh I'm not sure I mean they hardly say jack about me in this movie except that I can fight and jump really far I don't even think they mention my name black panther lyndon b johnson ![]() chadwick boseman Anyway I'm here to avenge my baba's murder that's why I brought no weapons and I am fist fighting and playing with you my prey cause I'm a panther get it? ![]() audience Ugh! narrator so they fight in their typical marvel choreographed fashion then chris joins but he's totally ignored because black panther kicks a*ss then a romanian army chopper gunship fires at them and probably kill a ton of occupants in the apartment beneath them sebastian stan Not that this isn't fun but I'm totally checking out chad boswick ![]() narrator then we are subjected to a silly foot chase scene where a grown a*ss dude with a tin foil wrapped arm is chased by grown a*ss dude running like an actual panther who in turn is chased by another grown a*ss dude wearing a costume and carrying a pot cover sebastian stan F*ck this I'm tired of running faster than cars I think I should go Grand Theft Auto and steal a bike chadwick boseman ![]() chris evans This road is too neat and full of living people I'm an avenger must..... destroy..... Road sebastian stan Right on it buddie ![]() don cheadle Alright stop the audience are obviously bored and since it's your movie you're under arrest chris and you too anthony anthony mackie Hey why do they keep roping me along during an arrest it's cause I'm black right? narrator then chadwick takes off his helmet in front of everyone even though he's a political figure and his arrest can further desecrate his fathers legacy don cheadle Yea you're his black side kick so go figure speaking of black welcome onboard the MCU express chadwick I wonder why you wore a helmet in the first place when you are just gonna take it off anyway anthony mackie ![]() don cheadle Cause this is the first black MCU character who doesn't suck donkey balls now get in the black maria narrator they haul chris and anthony to robert downey Waddup chris! ![]() chris evans ![]() robert downey Nah buddie kick your feet relax grab a granola bar or something hey guys get my man here a shirt and jacket, jarvis cancel all security protocol and pray a boring as f*ck villain doesn't waltz in and burst sebastian out emily vancamp Need a massage? chris evans You're still here ![]() emily vancamp Yea I work for the CIA now despite my previous employment being at a hydra safe house chris evans No I mean you are still in this franchise despite being just as boring as maria hills character why? russo brothers Good question perhaps we need to find her a job(Looking under their chairs) when we find how she can be useful we'll let you know narrator daniel sneaks in daniel bruhl I've totally sneaked into the building[s]because I'm as boring as f*ck and no one notices me[/s] under the guise of a UN official and I've sneaked an EMP into the country under the guise of a water heater? Wait hol'up I know I'm bada*ss and all but how did I know sebastian will be in romania? and how did I know they will send a UN official to interrogate him? And how did I know they won't bother checking me out at the gate to make sure I'm the real deal? And how did I know where exactly they will imprison sebastian? And how did I know when they will capture sebastian? russo brothers Yea we thought about that too that's why we shall shove martin freeman as a pointless comic Relief which fails to hit its mark carry on narrator meanwhile daniel has an accomplice deliver an EMP device to the power plant that controls all of romania's power supply because............coincidence accomplice Uh pizza delivery for electric company guys(avoids suspicion by running like hell) electric company guy An EMP quick turn it off or load it in the truck and drive it in a lake or(flips through script) oh my bad I mean *singing* stop and stare narrator the EMP goes off and hits the facility where sebastian is held martin freeman Quick turn on the reserve generators........wait we don't have those? sh*t hey where is chris and anthony? Aren't they prisoners anymore? WTF? daniel bruhl So tell me about your mission at the start of this movie sebastian stan No daniel bruhl *dramatically* sh*t stain, p*nis sandwich,dong ice cream,c*m mouthwash sebastian stan Ew alright what do you want? daniel bruhl Tell me about your mission in 1991 you do remember right? sebastian stan Of course I do it's only 20years ago and one of my dozen other missions it's only humanly possible for me to remember Just like how the audience remember the plot from captain america first avenger chris evans Aha! I've gotcha sucker why did you frame my friend? daniel bruhl Cause I wanna see the fall of an empire chris evans ![]() daniel bruhl What? I'm not ultron i'm just a blander weaker MCU villain with a hybrid of ultron and lokis objective chris evans ![]() daniel bruhl Yea according to the laws of hollywood I can't disclose my plans till the end of the movie besides we've had just 2 action scenes in this movie we need at least 2 necessary action scenes, 2 filler action scenes, 1 useless action scene and the climax sebastian stan Speaking of useless action scenes, I just ripped off my restraints like a couple of bandaids (kicks the sh*t outta anthony and chris using MCUs signature bad editing) martin freeman Armed guards take out sebastian narrator a couple of mall cops show up with chris evans What a coincidence I happen to be the only one who isn't passed out right now so I will stop sebastian audience Oh God not another crappy shaky cam fight scene like from winter soldier russo brothers Nah! We are all about laughs in this movie that's why chris shall be performing an unintentionally funny stunt chris take the floor narrator sebastian tries to escape with a chopper but chris foils him by holding down a 6000 pound chopper and supporting himself with a 100 pound railing? Which actually works rather than rip chris in half , after the audience have a good laugh the scene ends with chris saving sebastian from drowning which somehow is the antidote to sebastians trance william hurt Yell yell yell yell national security yell yell yell protocol yell yell yell robert downey jr don't worry we will get chris back william hurt Fine I'll send a bunch of police officers to surround them afterall it worked well the first time robert downey jr Nah that won't be necessary just send chris friends accompanied by other super civilians to wreck sh*t and keep insurance companies busy william hurt So in other words reinstate the avengers that we just signed an accord to indirectly disband? robert downey jr Disband? william hurt Yea cause y'all didn't sign the accord and the consequence for that is retirement I mentioned that earlier russo brothers O yea we will find a place to squeeze in information that robert and don actually signed the accord rather than just show y'all when they did it To be continued.... |
Re: Swing And A Miss: Captain America(civil War) by Eapps(f): 4:14pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
severee: Good idea to add a retract to your dizz thread or we would have had a civil war of our own |
Re: Swing And A Miss: Captain America(civil War) by thenairama(m): 9:30pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
Stupidity is when you classify a movie rated 93% with over a billion dollars in turnover as a dud |
Re: Swing And A Miss: Captain America(civil War) by severee(m): 5:06am On Aug 27, 2016 |
@eapps, @ thenairama
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Re: Swing And A Miss: Captain America(civil War) by severee(m): 5:06am On Aug 27, 2016 |
robert downey jr Anyway this is more like an avengers basketball match I've got don chris evans I've got anthony scarlet johansson I've got chad anthony mackie I've got jeremy jeremy renner Uh I'm retired and totally stand to gain or lose nothing from this keving feige ![]() jeremy renner Fine! I've got paul rudd chris evans I've got my untrained and traumatized elizabeth and sebastian don't worry he's cool now I know that because he remembers my mothers name robert downey jr ![]() audience How about your manually controlled robots from age of ultron robert downey jr ![]() audience ![]() robert downey jr Mtchew! narrator robert travels to newyork to f*ck marisa tomei(the most cheerful and sexy widow in the world) and risk the life of her "son" despite being grieved stricken by a single parent who lost her son meanwhile chris and sebastian sneak out of the country by suiting up and using the totally public airport like a couple of geniuses ![]() emily vancamp Yay I'm still alive despite smashing a cocobolo desk and I'm totally cool with your sebastian friend chilling like nothing happened infact I'm committing treason for him.............oh all these st*pidity makes me h*rny can we f*ck on the hood of your car? chris evans Nah it's a pg-rated movie so let's settle for disturbing the audience by making out audience ![]() chris evans F*ck you narrator meanwhile back at the avengers mansion elizabeth isn't done annoying us with her irritatingly fake accent paul betany Hey I cooked you dinner and wore a sweater and khaki pants for swag purposes elizabeth olsen Why? ![]() paul betany But according to the comics we've got the hots for each other elizabeth olsen *sigh* paul betany I'll be back I've got to go change into something comfortable (gets zapped by jeremy and then force field into the ground by elizabeth like she should have done to frank grillo) elizabeth olsen Phew!Thank you narrator and so the avengers battle olympics begins as iron man kicks off by destroying a helicopter in typical avengers fashion tom holland Time for the big reveal.......spiderman is in this movie audience Um yay? I mean we totally saw this part in the trailer and what's with peter parker always being a high school student in the movies? come on he's graduated twice already perhaps y'all should find a story in a timeline in college or working photographer jeez paul rudd Grrr! I'm a douchebag so I'll pick on the minor marvel The moral of the story is bullying and picking on minors is adorable Signed Marvel team tom holland Hmmm ant man spiderman so many insect men up in here anyone got a bug spray? Get it? Spiderman humor(gets kicked in the teeth for his bad joke) chris evans Thanks paul hey robert it's time to...... robert downey jr No not yet I wanna fight jeremy renner first elizabeth olsen ![]() robert downey jr ![]() elizabeth olsen You locked me in my room robert downey jr Say what you will but at least I'm not using you as a divertion so I can slip off. With my boyfriend and risk having you captured or killed elizabeth olsen Good point but not good enough because I'm mad ![]() robert downey jr Wait I killed your family and you've finally decided to kill me cause I grounded you? And is anyone else not buying that you aren't a teenager? For the love of God you look 30 elizabeth olsen *gasp* why you ![]() robert downey jr ![]() narrator meanwhile sebastian and anthony re-enact a tom and jerry cartoon scene by getting their a*sses kicked by tom holland sebastian stan Wait am I seriously losing to a teenager? Especially when I just bashed everyone in the previous scene? anthony mackie Grrrr I'm gonna aggressively beat this kid cause that's what we black people do right? paul rudd Hey scarlet wanna flirt fight? scarlet johansson *rolling eyes* this will be embarassing (and it is especially when she flips on her own like a freaking looney) scarlet johansson ![]() paul rudd ![]() ![]() ![]() don cheadle *in southern slave accent*Em who do I battles sirs robert downey jr Go crazy take on chris don cheadle Ooo yes masser I'm ons its masser(chris makes him his b*tch) ![]() chad boswick I'm on it (is made a b*tch too) ![]() narrator scarlett and jeremy have a rematch scarlett jeremy Hey so how is retirement? having fun with no neighbours? jeremy renner ![]() scarlett johansson ![]() jeremy renner I'm not mr bland I just happen to play leading roles in failed franchises and side kicks in successful ones (choking) Guys.... Little help? elizabeth olsen (Tosses scarlett with her force field) no means no go get a vibrator instead of rubbing on every guy you see scarlett johansson Oh Gawd I need to go to a hospital robert downey jr Psst suck that up b*tch everyone form brave heart formation I've got scarlet,tommy,don,chadwick and paul my hommie paul betany ![]() chris evans And I've got anthony,elizabeth,jeremy,paul and sebastian robert downey jr In other words the tacky team ![]() chris evans ![]() robert downey jr ![]() chris evans ![]() robert downey jr ![]() Okay now I'm pissed stand down or we'll make your gritty franchise campy and silly chris evans [s]robert, look sebastian is been framed by a dude in siberia let's go hunt him down you can keep sebastian prisoner as a sign of goodwill[/s] ATTACK!!!! tom holland They are not stopping mr downey robert downey jr Very well,Let's camp the f*ck outta this movie chris evans ![]() ![]() audience Zzzzzzzzzz chris evans ![]() sebastian stan c'mon this scene is taking forever let's go clear my name already chris evans Haha like taking down daniel will suddenly make the world forget all the other people you killed..... ![]() paul rudd I'll cover you so you can run(grows big) robert downey jr Seriously, you know we can totally run around you paul rudd ![]() robert downey jr That's doesn't count don's an *diot don cheadle ![]() chadwick boseman I mean we could also trip him with a stair car or something robert downey jr Or I can fire a rocket at him paul rudd Would you stop talking about how this is a bad idea c'mon the fan b*ners are to the roof don't ruin it (Paul flies through him). ![]() narrator chris and sebastien bump into scarlett scarlett johansson I'm taking you guys in sebastien stan ![]() scarlett johansson Alright you may pass chris evans And we played tongue hockey in the last movie scarlett johansson Aii that's a pass too chad boswick Grrrrr you aint leaving till I kill your a*ss scarlett johansson Yea I'm definitely gonna have fun stunning your uppity a*ss chad boswick Hey buh we........oh sh*t(gets stunned to sh*t) narrator meanwhile paul mind r*pes elizabeth is about to go 2nd base with her robert downey jr Hey paul shoot down paul bettany AMERICA!!! (Shoots down don instead) oops wait that still counts right? robert downey jr ![]() To be continued..... |
Re: Swing And A Miss: Captain America(civil War) by kay9(m): 9:06am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Umm... elizabeth didn't drop the cars on tony, jeremy did. |
Re: Swing And A Miss: Captain America(civil War) by severee(m): 9:38am On Aug 27, 2016 |
kay9: Jeremy how? IM destroyed the arrow he fired and elizabeth was waving her hands around, it's a confusing scene sha perhaps I no look am well |
Re: Swing And A Miss: Captain America(civil War) by ades0la(f): 4:27pm On Apr 05, 2017 |
severee: When will you complete this please? |
Re: Swing And A Miss: Captain America(civil War) by Colleverage: 8:38am On Jan 31, 2018 |
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Re: Swing And A Miss: Captain America(civil War) by Forreellinc: 2:25pm On May 08, 2019 |
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