Yesterday, after work, I went to the supermarket with my friend to get some few things but saw a sweet looking chick. We had a little conversation.

Me: Hi, how do you do with pretty good accent and smile.

The gurl: Fine. And you?

Me: That's absolutely wrong. You ought to say how do you do.

The gurl: Looking at me and feeling a little bit surprised and impressed.
Then asked what do you do for a living?

Me: I said my job is pretty tough but are you a student?
The girl: Yes.
Me: What do you study?
The girl: Economics. Then again was looking at me from head to toe this time. I dressed coolly and was wearing a very nice pair of Italian shoes.
Me: I was busy checking out the stuffs i wanted to buy as well as the expiring dates.

The girl: She then stylishly brought out her phone for us to exchange digits.

Me: I told her when we meet next time

she's accessing your oil well how deep it goes.Run it's just about the benjamins with this types.

I quit this forum you managed to bring me back.Waddup bro

for your mind



abeg make I go sh!t

for your mind



abeg make I go sh!t

DeeTus:
Yesterday, after work, I went to the supermarket with my friend to get some few things but saw a sweet looking chick. We had a little conversation.

Me: Hi, how do you do with pretty good accent and smile.

The gurl: Fine. And you?

Me: That's absolutely wrong. You ought to say how do you do.

The gurl: Looking at me and feeling a little bit surprised and impressed.
Then asked what do you do for a living?

Me: I said my job is pretty tough but are you a student?
The girl: Yes.
Me: What do you study?
The girl: Economics. Then again was looking at me from head to toe this time. I dressed coolly and was wearing a very nice pair of Italian shoes.
Me: I was busy checking out the stuffs i wanted to buy as well as the expiring dates.

The girl: She then stylishly brought out her phone for us to exchange digits.

Me: I told her when we meet next time

She was looking at you from head to toe whether you are classy.Guys does it to girls they want to chyke as well.

Ok


Now we knw u wear Italian shoes.

Puresolutions:
she's accessing your oil well how deep it goes.Run it's just about the benjamins with this types.

I quit this forum you managed to bring me back.Waddup bro

Really? I thought perhaps my accent got her attention. Coz i felt she wanted to talk to me more than ever.

cruzita:
for your mind



abeg make I go sh!t

wait make I come join u


[img]http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLvup4GWEAAXcFK.jpg:large[/img]

God!!!


Why are some guys soo deluded nowadays


So u opened a thread to tell us this shi.t


Wetin d girl wan look from ur head to toe? U braid hair or u get horn?


Make I follow cruzita go shi.t jare

Uhm...

Love Machine:
She was looking at you from head to toe whether you are classy.Guys does it to girls they want to chyke as well.

Damn!

MidasTouche01:
God!!!

Why are some guys soo deluded nowadays

So u opened a thread to tell us this shi.t

Wetin d girl wan look from ur head to toe? U braid hair or u get horn?

Make I follow cruzita go shi.t jare

lol the op get horn

vicstar:


wait make I come join u


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not with that look on your face

cruzita:
lol the op get horn

Abi ooo

cruzita:
not with that look on your face

ah ah! Dis my innocent face

[img]http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLvt3ISWIAAZ7wj.jpg:large[/img]

guy, dem dey scan your worth

Girls like me coz i pull up springs sometimes.

Thoughty2:
guy, dem dey scan your worth

Hehe. I guess so, because she asked for what i do for a living but didn't give her straight answer.

DeeTus:
Really? I thought perhaps my accent got her attention. Coz i felt she wanted to talk to me more than ever.

i see ur women-knowledge deficiency clearly now.Ur not all that bro.It just means u dress well u carry then i could tap crude oil from ya wallet on the long run.didnt she give the number first ?

Ur caught up in her game ur not the initiator of this game brova

vicstar:


ah ah! Dis my innocent face

[img]http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLvt3ISWIAAZ7wj.jpg:large[/img]

iffa hear

Puresolutions:
she's accessing your oil well how deep it goes.Run it's just about the benjamins with this types.

I quit this forum you managed to bring me back.Waddup bro

Cool bro. Are u in Abj? Lets hang out.

if Timaya can hav s*x n release an album or someone started a blog he hosted a carnival why not a thread...

it carries different importance it's relativity if e no concern u u cant resonate.Gba be

cruzita:
iffa hear

carry ya wahala go jooorh! enjoy ya shiiit alone

Puresolutions:


i see ur women-knowledge deficiency clearly now.Ur not all that bro.It just means u dress well u carry then i could tap crude oil from ya wallet on the long run.didnt she give the number first ?

Ur caught up in her game ur not the initiator of this game brova

Don't know. But i have a good voice and accent. So women always respond right.

I used to have a lot of women before.

DeeTus:
Yesterday, after work, I went to the supermarket with my friend to get some few things but saw a sweet looking chick. We had a little conversation.

Me: Hi, how do you do with pretty good accent and smile.

The gurl: Fine. And you?

Me: That's absolutely wrong. You ought to say how do you do.

The gurl: Looking at me and feeling a little bit surprised and impressed.
Then asked what do you do for a living?

Me: I said my job is pretty tough but are you a student?
The girl: Yes.
Me: What do you study?
The girl: Economics. Then again was looking at me from head to toe this time. I dressed coolly and was wearing a very nice pair of Italian shoes.
Me: I was busy checking out the stuffs i wanted to buy as well as the expiring dates.

The girl: She then stylishly brought out her phone for us to exchange digits.

Me: I told her when we meet next time

Kk

make person answer na! everything na bashing for here

vicstar:



carry ya wahala go jooorh! enjoy ya shiiit alone

lol u no well

DeeTus:
Don't know. But i have a good voice and accent. So women always respond right.

I used to have a lot of women before.

Not in Abj at d moment no worries would be coming definitely later in the year.

u reminded me.I was in a cafe i think 2 years back minding my biz o one chick came in small rat like dat dropping all the british accent and all.

She no no say i be warri guy...i was shocked at my performance after she left.Within 2secs i started she couldnt believe it,she was forced to end with did you just return too ?

I answered her i said no i didn't just return i'm going back...

I outshined her voodoo


She wouldnt try it next time

@Cruzita, you're a very low quality girl and i pity your boyfiends.

DeeTus:
@Cruzita, you're a very quality girl and i pity your boyfiends.

what if I tell you that I don't have boyfriends but husband

DeeTus:
@Cruzita, you're a very quality girl and i pity your boyfiends.

Lol i was thinkin that too very thrashy