A primary two teacher who is an atheist, one day decided to tell her pupils that she is an atheist. after that she now ask the pupils if they too are atheist, the children not knowing what atheist means with the intention to impress their teacher all raise their hands with loud shout " I AM AN ATHEIST!"I AM AN ATHEIST! a little girl at the back of the class was the only one who refuse to join the children... the teacher citing the girl decided to question her "why are you silent, are you not an atheist? " NO! i am a christain replied the little girl. the teacher with rage and anger ask the girl "why are you a christain? i am a christain cus i believe in almighty God and my mother and father are from a christain background replied the girl. "that is not a proof". replied the teacher who is obviously furious by now."what if your father and mother are from the families of morons what will you be?? the innocent girl looking at the teacher's face answered "THEN I WILL BE AN ATHEIST....

Good answer

Excellent reply

Ha ha ha

Isaac Asimov, Bill Gates, Degrasse Tyson, Laplace......

These people are NOT idiots...


But, in the spirit of equality, would you like to hear a "Christian joke"


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A group of men were travelling in a boat. Suddenly, rain descended and the boat was in immediate danger of capsizing.

"Is there any one who is a Christian here?" The Captain asked the men.

"I am, sir." said a man at the back.

"Good, you keep praying while we put life jackets on. We're one short".


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This is a juxtaposed quote Mr OP

I heard this when bush was running for presidency about only one child supporting Bush's opponent

SirWere:
Ha ha ha

Isaac Asimov, Bill Gates, Degrasse Tyson, Laplace......

These people are NOT idiots...


But, in the spirit of equality, would you like to hear a "Christian joke"


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A group of men were travelling in a boat. Suddenly, rain descended and the boat was in immediate danger of capsizing.

"Is there any one who is a Christian here?" The Captain asked the men.

"I am, sir." said a man at the back.

"Good, you keep praying while we put life jackets on. We're one short".


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Bill Gate is not an atheist . Stop lying .

Hitler , Mao , Kim 1 and Kim 11 , Stalin are idiots .

So your joke gloats about the imminent death of a human being simply because he is a Christian . These atheists are evil people . And he garnered six likes from all the atheists who saw this - that explains a lot about you people . Wicked , malevolent .

By the way , I'm pretty sure the Christian survived .

KingEbukaNaija:


Bill Gate is not an atheist . Stop lying .

Aee you really sure

Hitler , Mao , Kim 1 and Kim 11 , Stalin are idiots

I agree, 100 percent. The world knows they are megalomaniacs....

So your joke gloats about the imminent death of a human being simply because he is a Christian . These atheists are evil people . And he garnered six likes from all the atheists who saw this - that explains a lot about you people . Wicked , malevolent .

By the way , I'm pretty sure the Christian survived .

Good Lord, has nairaland religious section gotten to the stage where we have mindless morons minding the keyboard

The same person who appreciates a joke calling atheists idiots.........is enraged at a joke which obviously highlights the ability importance of prayers Na wa ooo..........

KingEbukaNaija:


All atheists are idiots , everyone agrees to this . Not sure how to react to the remains of your drivel

Of course, you are the only wise ones alive on this earth and beyond.

Intelligence from above is granted to you and you have powers to trample scorpions, lizards, and all that stuff............


Really, your religion is the only one with wise men; yours is the champions of logic; the sons of rational reasoning.....
























There, are you happy now??

KingEbukaNaija:


Bill Gate is not an atheist . Stop lying .

Hitler , Mao , Kim 1 and Kim 11 , Stalin are idiots .

So your joke gloats about the imminent death of a human being simply because he is a Christian . These atheists are evil people . And he garnered six likes from all the atheists who saw this - that explains a lot about you people . Wicked , malevolent .

By the way , I'm pretty sure the Christian survived .

Oh. If Bill Gates is not an atheist, surely he's not a christian, is he?

Tell me, do not christianity preach life after death? So why all the inane utterance just cos someone made a life and death joke about christianity.

Truly, your post reek of the saying "every christian wants to go to Heaven, but no Christian wants to die".

ShaqFu:
Oh. If Bill Gates is not an atheist, surely he's not a christian, is he?

Tell me, do not christianity preach life after death? So why all the inane utterance just cos someone made a life and death joke about christianity.

Truly, your post reek of the saying "every christian wants to go to Heaven, but no Christian wants to die".

Bill Gate is a Christian .

Heaven is here on earth for God's eternal reign - cohabiting with humans - and death only lands the soul in sheol , the realm of the dead .

KingEbukaNaija:


Bill Gate is a Christian .

Heaven is here on earth for God's eternal reign - cohabiting with humans - and death only lands the soul in sheol , the realm of the dead .

Oh really? Gates is a christian, nice. I'm sure he isn't the usual hypocritical christians with double standard.

KingEbukaNaija:


Bill Gate is a Christian

Nice one bro... I even saw him in lords chosen last Sunday... pastor muoka was smiling like Christmas goat when he came out to pay his tithe and offering

ShaqFu:
Oh really? Gates is a christian, nice. I'm sure he isn't the usual hypocritical christians with double standard.

He is a paragon of probity

SirWere:
Ha ha ha

Isaac Asimov, Bill Gates, Degrasse Tyson, Laplace......

These people are NOT idiots...


But, in the spirit of equality, would you like to hear a "Christian joke"


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A group of men were travelling in a boat. Suddenly, rain descended and the boat was in immediate danger of capsizing.

"Is there any one who is a Christian here?" The Captain asked the men.

"I am, sir." said a man at the back.

"Good, you keep praying while we put life jackets on. We're one short".


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lol, i ve seen a situation while after putting the life jacket the occupants still didnt survive... And who told you that bill gate is an atheist? this how u guys uses deceitful means to back up ur lame claims. talking about hitler, you and i knows that he is a slowpoke.unless we want to pretend ignorance here.

frank317:


Nice one bro... I even saw him in lords chosen last Sunday... pastor muoka was smiling like Christmas goat when he came out to pay his tithe and offering

He was referring to Bill Gate not Bill GateS

KingEbukaNaija:


Bill Gate is a Christian .

Bill Gate is an agnostic atheist

Mark Zuckerberg is an Atheist

Richard brandson is an Atheist

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_atheists_(miscellaneous)

SirWere:


Of course, you are the only wise ones alive on this earth and beyond.

Intelligence from above is granted to you and you have powers to trample scorpions, lizards, and all that stuff............


Really, your religion is the only one with wise men; yours is the champions of logic; the sons of rational reasoning.....
























There, are you happy now??

bt is what you said,, not true?? foolishness is the opposite of wisdom, and truth is only but One,, if atlast atheist are vindicated to be untrue can we come to the conclusion that you guys are fools.

Talk about double standards. Why did you have to alter the quote to suit yourself.

The saying goes, "Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die". The word " christian " isn't found in that sentence.

ShaqFu:
Oh. If Bill Gates is not an atheist, surely he's not a christian, is he?

Tell me, do not christianity preach life after death? So why all the inane utterance just cos someone made a life and death joke about christianity.

Truly, your post reek of the saying "every christian wants to go to Heaven, but no Christian wants to die".

Lol.... atheists be quick to claim Christians. He clearly said he participates in church. Why participate in a church if you aren't a christian? Not like that's important tho. This is what Bill Gates said.

donnffd:


Bill Gate is an agnostic atheist

Mark Zuckerberg is an Atheist

Richard brandson is an Atheist

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_atheists_(miscellaneous)

KingEbukaNaija:


Bill Gate is a Christian .

Heaven is here on earth for God's eternal reign - cohabiting with humans - and death only lands the soul in sheol , the realm of the dead .

Bill Gates does not believe in God. But subscribes to Christian morality.

http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/bill-gates-the-rolling-stone-interview-20140313

Vick4rill:
lol, i ve seen a situation while after putting the life jacket the occupants still didnt survive... And who told you that bill gate is an atheist? this how u guys uses deceitful means to back up ur lame claims. talking about hitler, you and i knows that he is a slowpoke.unless we want to pretend ignorance here.

Bill Gates is an Agnostic Atheist. I don't have time to bicker on that.
Really, you have "seen such a situation"... Oga, I bow to your lies.


And no, Hitler wasn't a slowpoke. He was delusional. There's a difference.










But WTF, can't you just enjoy the joke as it is?

Vick4rill:
bt is what you said,, not true?? foolishness is the opposite of wisdom, and truth is only but One,, if atlast atheist are vindicated to be untrue can we come to the conclusion that you guys are fools.

Guy, talking to you is causing me physical pain.