Nigerian guys serving girls indomie and egg since immemorial are like

[quote author=HASSANAASIA post=47546672]Guys guys guys....in a lady point of view what chased her away was your apartment it's hard to take but believe me it is..am also quilty of that!!! [/so if your friends house stinks, u wud stop picking his calls...dats so myopic dear.... a true friend won't do dat, only fake friends...]

Biospnx:
oga epic sarcasm [sup][/sup]

guy sorry to say buh u stewpid o....
once girl use her hand call u say she dy Cum ur house... my broda dat girl need am o....I ve fallen a victim too

Godswillnwaoma:
See me see wahala oooo, there is this female friend of mine for about two years now and we are very close to each other.
We talk about everything like education, politics, love and relationship, she even told me about her boyfriend who promise to marry her after she must have graduated. Whenever she had issues with her boyfriend she will run to me for advice which I have never disappointed her because I give her the best advice to make sure her relationship with the guy is going smoothly.
I wanted to woo her but I later changed my mind immediately she reviewed her relationship with the guy to me, but I still maintain the mutual friendship because she is a nice and friendly person.
Fast forward last week, I received a call from her that she is coming to my place which I asked her why, she said she wanted to know where I live I said ok no problem.
Few hours before she came, I package myself wella by arranging my room, bought two litres' of fuel for my generator incase nepa Bleep up,I enter kitchen and start preparing indomie with eggs because I wanted to make her feel home when she come because this is her first visit.
So as i was in the kitchen I heard a knock on my door and here she come.
We ate the noodle, watched firms and talked about many things. Inside me I have no intention of touching, kissing or any other immoral things in my mind because first, she is not my girlfriend, secondly she is into a serious relationship and thirdly I see her as just as a friend.
To my biggest surprise, immediately she left my place , days later I called her on phone she refused picking my calls. Up till as I.m typing this she has not pick my call.

But you did abi?

D story no complete

Perfectionist11:
Typical African girl..

Only God knows how many of these girls have missed out on "ideal relationships/stratospheric s3x" just cause they couldn't make the slightest of efforts 2 pursue what they want...

American girls I salute your irrepressible confidence.

An American girl would be like...I wanna shower show me 2 d bathroom..after some minutes she'll just scream 4 help/ask ye 2 bring her towel on getting there she'll just say. Do u like what u see?..

Na so u go enter d bathroom with her...

Too much movies.. Lool

Forget her simple and short, don't get yourself worked up over nothing.

Biospnx:
oga epic sarcasm

amadice:
...I read the post, saw the mistake, I understood what he meant to say, advising him isn't necessary unless I see or pm him privately.

after all English isn't our language...

u would av also ignored my post d way u ignored d op's post coz I dnt think ur mention was necessary.

Chairman...how many times will they tell you before you learn
When a chic calls you like that....if you don't shine that congo, its all over. Shine it. Shine it. Shine it.

Chepy1:

Ah, okay. I'll check my mail for it

Still waiting ur response on my mail, you asked of where i live and i sent it my phone number included..

Tenkobos:
I Didn't say you should squeeze her breast like eba.

Lmao, you are indeed a clown. So pressing is different from squeezing?

Silumi:

wat is your authority on this .is it out of experience or just baseless assumptions using an absolute like all gals is just too presumptuous

From experience ma!
Three different times and none of them remained as friends with me.
Its only natural that she would feel unwanted or sexually unappealing, except maybe there's already a preexisting agreement bothering on that there would be no sex on her visit.

Seeeeeeee:
Still waiting ur response on my mail, you asked of where i live and i sent it my phone number included..

okay bro. I'll reply by tomorrow morning. Some guys are working with that account now, so I can't reply immediately.

Chepy1:

okay bro. I'll reply by tomorrow morning. Some guys are working with that account now, so I can't reply immediately.

Thanks Boss!

PushPlay:
I don't know why but girls usually don't forgive men who don't touch them when they visit .

That is a big crime bro!

chai been in this situation only that we still talk but the girl isn't visiting again. But I think it's stupidity or unnecessary pride that stops a girl from starting whatever she wants the guy to start whenever they visit. The guy might not have the intention but if the girl has such she could at least start. Just like a girl once kissed my hands when she visited then I knew it was time for the game.

biggie73:
You gave her Indomie with boiled egg to gulp. Too bad, too poor of you.

ur are a miserable histrion....so op shud hv givn her the whole of kfc? na ur type dy use handout money buy woman food stuff only to wail later

Godswillnwaoma:
that is a typical lie because I.m still a student, as a student I live fine and my self con is well decorated and pimped.

So what are you saying.

where u dey school

Funny how ladies think,ifvyou makevmove u are over ambitious, i you don't you are a FoOol,,,,if she didn't pick your calls,it mightvgo beyond sex,ur room might nt be wat she was expecting... Or u appeared leaser Dan expected...ask urself one question, How did I present myself b4 her,u can't look like Ronaldo and play like Mikel and expect me to sign You na

La grammer la story

sinaj:
Your grammar chased her away

Um... are u related to Jenifa

buhahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

Perfectionist11:
Typical African girl..

Only God knows how many of these girls have missed out on "ideal relationships/stratospheric s3x" just cause they couldn't make the slightest of efforts 2 pursue what they want...

American girls I salute your irrepressible confidence.

An American girl would be like...I wanna shower show me 2 d bathroom..after some minutes she'll just scream 4 help/ask ye 2 bring her towel on getting there she'll just say. Do u like what u see?..

Na so u go enter d bathroom with her...

the thing def tire me, u want something but u show no signs but u are expecting someone who has no intention to start what he isn't interested in starting. Nigerian girls are very confused and always fooling themselves.

stop calling her, na by force?

Na so gals dey do e don happen to me b4 i no touch d gal dat was d last tym I saw her she always had one excuse or d other

sinaj:
Your grammar chased her away

Um... are u related to Jenifa

Lol.. Thumbs up for you for this. I was actually thinkin of tellin him same. kikikikiki...

@ Op, I don't think this story is complete. something must have gone wrong somewhere, maybe it was the indomie and egg, shebi proff tosyne2much already exposed that as a sign of stinginess in most guys. *don't mind me o* or the quality of discussion you guys had. Something must have gone wrong, first impressions matters. I dunno but let me share an experience with you,
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One time I visited an online friend for the first time at his place. He served me with malt and made sure he told me it had been in the house for some days now, he was just too tired to drink it. as if that was not enough, he asked me which biscuit I wanted to eat with it, I said shortbread would do, the guy went out and purposely came back with 2 butter bread biscuits that totalled #40 saying he couldn't find short bread in the whole of his street. I kept quiet but the one that broke the camel's back was the quality of his discussion for the first time we were meeting physically. when the guy started narrating all his sexual escapades, his description was colorful ranging from how he likes *bull* dog style with his babe to how powerful his penis was. I was shocked, pissed and scared at the same time. wetin I go tell people when Na me take my hand enter lion's den.
As soon as I could escape the house, I deleted his number at once! and when he called me, I gave him the honor of picking his call for the last time and warned him to stay away from me!

sinaj:
Your grammar chased her away

Um... are u related to Jenifa

She know of his grammar before going to his house

sinaj:
Your grammar chased her away

Um... are u related to Jenifa

Wu ur grammar help? It's beta u wake up. Ur mate r counting dols, r here checking grammar

maiahsaiah:
Sometimes I feel ashamed being a woman, like they are so fake and confused.

what's ur say on d matter pls??

PushPlay:
I don't know why but girls usually don't forgive men who don't touch them when they visit .

That is a big crime bro!

how sure are you she is giving attitude cos of that? Uhn? The guy in question should reason. Deeply look beyond the surface, is he even sure she is going thru sth? Or she misplaced her phone sef? Why jumping at such a crazy conclusion?