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Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by Earth2Metahuman: 6:10pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
I actually feel his pain Its no easy to let go of your childhood delusions. It is saying your whole life has been a lie. 4 Likes |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by MasterJayJay: 6:11pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
realmindz: Get your answer here. http://www.christiananswers.net/q-aig/race-definition.html Too lengthy to post here. |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by jojothaiv(m): 6:11pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
dahmie2013:Simple and straight forward not so mumbo jumbo arguments over the animals and all sorts here... 1 Like |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by realmindz: 6:11pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
Macelliot:if the great pyramid of giza cud ve been absent in the bible, then something is wrong with the bible 1 Like |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by otem4eartum: 6:13pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
naijadeyhia: Let's assume they all fitted into the ark, so how will they move about in it cos there won't be space in it for them to move about? Anyway, according to the DOCTUFOS given to me by EARTUM, this thing happened only in a particular area in the time of the Neanderthals. It also did not happen worldwide but in a city at the centre of Philargas where yahweh was the god of it, hence the ark contained the animals because they were not very many. Then Noe(Noah) himself jumped into the flood after putting all the animals available into the ark, because his conscience condemned him. [b]BELLORUM 9:1-24 CHAPTER NINE 1. And now did the other sons of God which went up to the Anystenx all began to hide themselves from Nymphidis, for Knoliud had taught them saying, to earn more respect, it is better to do things without being seen. For when people see you, they shall know your limit. But if they do not, you shall be respected if they only see your actions. 2. And they began to hide in the rays which the eyes of the homos could not see. For they did not want the homo-erectus of Nymphidis to spot them. 3. Then at the time that Noe had finished the completion of the great vessel, which was as big as the one made by Deganis before, he went round the city of Eden to declare to them how Nymphidis their lord had determined to destroy them all with flood. 4. And the sons of the giants laughed aloud, saying, did not Enorach say the same concerning us, that the earth shall be destroyed with flood? 5. But now, O Noe, Enorach himself has gone in a wild hurricane and we know not where he went. 6. Did Zekiel one of the giants from paradise not tell us that our lord shall not destroy us? And we have believed him because it is now a century since Enorach left the earth, which was by our former calculation a millennium. 7. But till these days, the flood has not come. 8. Then they disbelieved Noe because of what Tamiel and Semihazah their fathers had taught them. For it was these same ones who taught them that indeed the days and years were calculated by the movement of the moon and the earth and not by the hovering eyes of Yahweh. 9. And it came to pass, when they saw the strange wood of Noe, they laughed him to scorn and said, can the lightness of these wood carry the weight of this whole earth if we shall decide to come with you? 10. Shall it not be broken by the weight of the whales in the waters and of the animals in the wild? 11. Then did they say, how shall you tame the lions and the tigers and the bears to come with you? Surely they shall kill you and eat your flesh. 12. Then some of them said, we would have come with you but we fear being with the lions and the scorpions and the hyenas in the same vessel. 13. Shall they not tear us apart? 14. And Noe said, come with me, for Yahweh knows how to protect his people. For he has taught me how to hypnotise the wild animals. Shall I not hypnotise them as he taught me? And they shall be asleep for the whole journey. 15. And they said, we do not believe in what you said, because it is not possible to make a homo fall asleep. 16. Then did Noe say, have you forgotten how Yahweh made Gai out of the rib of Hatus? Did he not make Hatus fall into a big sleep and took a rib out of him to make Gai? 17. When Noe had made an end of his speech, they doubted him still. 18. Now did he make a completion of the vessel, which was made to have upper and lower chambers. And it was spacious enough to take the animals and his own family. 19. Then Noe called the animals into the vessels first, using the sounds they make to call them, according to how he was taught by Largas. For Largas was he who taught him sounds. 20. Then he called in the birds and then when he would call the wild animals, he hypnotised them and they all fell into deep sleep. 21. And as soon as Noe had entered the vessel with all the animals and his sons and his daughters-in-law and his own wife, he came outside and shut the door; for he felt that the right thing to do was to perish with the people, rather than saving his own life. 22. Then the rain began to fall, for Nymphidis and Largas had stood over a mountain, pulling down the content of the cloud with an inexplicable force. 23. And the rain fell for ten days, destroying all the dwelling-places at the center of the land of Philargas. And the homo-erectus which were in the land all died, both small and great. And all the children born to the gigantic homos of the past died. 24. Then Noe’s vessel stopped after ten days on a rock, where the waters had not covered up. But Noe himself had drowned with the rest of the people, saving only the lives of his family.[/b] |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by realmindz: 6:14pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
naijadeyhia:whenever they tell a teacher to explain a simple equation and he starts by saying " u cannot understand" That teacher definitely is incompetent. You my friend have no reasonable answer... you are free to go 3 Likes |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by jojothaiv(m): 6:14pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
Cchuks27:you don't have to tell her.... Most of the atheists here think inside the box.. |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by OptimusJnr(m): 6:16pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
No doubt about the story of Noah and his Ark, bit this guy's has just done something to prove doubters of this age wrong. |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by UrWorstNitemare: 6:17pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
Nigerians... you can HATEEEE Nawa ooo One business minded, white individual. Constructed a tourist attraction with the colab of his Country's Government. That is a good wonder specimen, that pple would clamor to view live, from all around the world, both Christians and Muslims alike. The pple over there mostly, welcomed and embraced the development, "buh here for naija", Stoopid wailers are crying.... IYAH WASTE MONEY (na ur papa money?) HE SHLD GIVE MONI TO D POOR INSTEAD ( did u care to research on the intent of the project) SOME OLODOS ARE EVEN FORMING PHILOSOPHERS. smh* Naija n their NEGATIVITY... IMAGINE... FYI TIS SAME SPECIMEN YOU ARE VIEWING ABOVE, WOULD HELP BOOSTER AN ECONOMY, IN IT OWN WAY. Jus kip on WAILING*** DAZZOL*** ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by ClitRaider: 6:17pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
naijadeyhia:I could eat a bowl øf alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that. |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by Nobody: 6:17pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
realmindz: I already freed you earlier as this "teacher " has no time to waste on people with an msdos compatible brain. |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by Nobody: 6:18pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
ClitRaider: Why dont you eat a bowl of alphabet soup then and make an attempt. Should I buy one for you? 1 Like |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by samsam2019: 6:18pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
naijadeyhia:oloriburuku ni e and it shall never be well with you and your whole generation for putting my mom in your sad comment. If not that I pity you I would cancel you this very evening Omo ale 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by ClitRaider: 6:19pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
realmindz:No mind am, he's just an overfed itk boy behind a pc. |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by Nobody: 6:21pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
samsam2019: Cancel yourself first because your education was a waste and your oloriburuku retort just went to prove me right. I am even shocked you could spell Cancel. People like you spell it as Kancel or Chancel. 1 Like |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by ClitRaider: 6:21pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
samsam2019:Easy bro, that itk don't deserve your slight attention. Just ignore him. |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by ClitRaider: 6:25pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
naijadeyhia:If i gave you a Naira for your thots, i'd get change. |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by sandland: 6:25pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
Noah could never have been able to pick all species of animals from around the world. There are over a million types of animals. If you like take day old. Besides what purpose did the flood serve. Sins and all continued unabated. 4 Likes |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by realmindz: 6:26pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
naijadeyhia:why the unnecessary insults, are u easily pained wen ur mental capacity and abilities are challenged..? you can go and tell bible tales to ur little kids to amuse them, or go entertain people of lower minds and expect to have no challenging responses.... Here is an open field whr thinkers and open minded people abound 4 Likes |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by lordpapi001(m): 6:27pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
Make una dey yab each other go abeg.....*grabs popcorn*.... ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by shuggah(m): 6:28pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
johnydon22: I dnt knw weda it's d age that's ur p or d timing but have u heard of the tower of Babel?? or about the temple Solomon built? |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by Larryfest(m): 6:28pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
jojothaiv:Lol....i get your drift,for revenue i get it but the real Noak's ark wasn't built for revenue |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by samsam2019: 6:28pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
naijadeyhia:yes. You're an oloriburuku. Only an oloriburuku person will mention someone's mom in a matter that does not warrant it. And like I said, I pity you. If not i would deal with you in a way your fake Jesus will not be able to save you 2 Likes |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by justwords(m): 6:28pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
Lilbrown007:Do you believe in Miracles? It happens everyday even today don't you think? |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by samsam2019: 6:31pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
ClitRaider:I can't be calm when that slowpoke mentioned my Mom If he's within my touching distance I'd out a permanent damage on his body |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by Enice(m): 6:34pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
MadCow1:what of the feaces of all these animals. Who will do the cleaning? Now, someone is talking about a goat feeding a lion cub. What will the goat go on to produce milk? |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by hardbody: 6:35pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
cho25bc: People scamming people. |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by Nobody: 6:35pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
realmindz: This is all fun to me bro. Insults are only that when you see them as such. When you refuse to see words as just words then you see them the way you understand like in this case you see them as insults when they aren't. 1 Like |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by Nobody: 6:36pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
samsam2019: Why not try! Words are words. I need action mr Oloriburuku 1 Like |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by jojothaiv(m): 6:36pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
Larryfest:Yeah, you're right but today religion is just another avenue to make money unlike what was obtained centuries ago... |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by ClitRaider: 6:37pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
samsam2019:I know how it feels bro, pls be calm. I'd had slapped him but sshit stains. |
Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by holyokoto(m): 6:37pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
naijadeyhia: hehehehehe how did Kangaroos and marsupials crossed the Australian Island and how did they get there and never existed in any part of the Earth? |
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