Fortius:
slept off again afta to

firsttym..mama u gat brilliant business idea o..i wan join ur ministry too o as a treasurer

mumi mofe Abeg hAnd dey pain me o..enkaydewdrop boobies na heavyduty o..owo n ro mi o

Kikikikikikikikiki.... No o... I don't want a treasurer ooo

mitchyy:


See tif oooooo!

Hehehehehe! Nor be only miracle. Hehehehe

kikikikikikikikiki

tyconcepts:


Whoa!!! This miracle don reach your side Abeg make we join forces together and start a church, I can be treasurer and secretary at the the same time. My multitasking spirit on on another level.

Kontinue!

Haaaaa
Only u? Kikikikikikikikiki

temmy2103:

"Ebami kigbe OLE!!!"

kikikikikikikikiki

mitchyy:


*picks up wrapper to cover her bweast*

Thank God my favourites are still there! Armstrong bye bye jare

Evening ma... how's the baby

mitchyy:


Hehehehehehe!




*runs to report to mum zaynie and liftedhands*

all this women that runs in and out of this thread, oya mama Zaynie bring our money we need to put gate for here

nifeseun:
Hello, saw this thread n knew this is were I belonged, been on NL 4 long but hardly chat... got married few months ago n am grateful to God, am 16wks preggy... it's not been easy but He has been faithful...

Welcome and happy bumping.
It's time to make E-friends and e-family.
It's fun in here, have fun.

*RANT*

Abeg to born twins na by size or fatness??anytime we go out pple will be asking for the mother of my own children in my very before . Was at dominoes today one lady walked up to us after admiring my babies next question*where is their mother* I told her am the mother,nahin she say make I talk tru .

Went to church last week sunday with mil,the lady beside me was like * this mama is still giving birth* I had to correct her again

Every time Dh will be teasing me that I must not take them out alone if I don't want police to arrest me for kidnap
I don't know why them just carry their papa everything,If I venture into another missionary journey I must win by fire by force.lemme go and look for food to eat,I must add flesh by force ,this insult is becoming too much.

END OF RANT
SIGNING OUT
SIPING FARMFRESH

enkaydewdrop:



***wakes up
***Runs after her
***Drags her back to beach
***pushes her inside
***sits oh her back


buccee... Haaaaa....
Kidnapper...
***Drags buccee into beach too...
***sits on her and mitchyy...

Fortius, so na only my brezzz you see to carry...
Don't let me drag you too into this beach wey mitchyy don piss put oh..

Yamayama, mitchyy pee is outa ds world.
* picks my pata, runs out of thread.
**runs back, ds pata no b my size, na fortius, drops it.
*** picks my own, run out of thread.

enkaydewdrop:

Where's mama Zayni and mama ozycy?

Ayam here my sister, you know how some weekends dey be.
And I was thinking so this is weekend and the pages won't run but I was wrong, reading up many pages.

ah love this DNA twins scara, lolz waje looks flattered

maureensylvia:
Jesusbaby1 how borri? take am sofri sofri na part of d package dear

feddy27 how is ur health now? hope u are ok?

the voice Nigeria don start ooo who is watching it?

my dear am fine oh...like it finally decided to start raining in Kano abi.... loving the whether tho...tnx for checking up on me dearie

mitchyy:
We are due for a roll call! Yes, yes we are!!!
July is more than half way gone. 15 mamas have offloaded. More birth announcements to go... Come on, i know we can do it. For those who have offloaded silently, pls pop in and share your good news.


#TeamJuly Roll Call

1. Ajuwarhodes

2. Iyabetajos (Jehovah will wipe your tear away )

3. Juliebest

4. Mitchyy... Ported to June - Handsome Prince

5. Christybabe (team blue) - Handsome Prince

6. Jamesbridget13

7. Cutienik now known as Fortius (team pink)

8. Raptor2.... Ported to June - Beautiful Princess

9. Flourish89 (teamblue)

10. Fearless07

11. SexyMum1 - Handsome Prince

12. OnyxGem10 - Handsome Prince

13. Ekeminiabasi - Ported to June - Handsome Prince

14. Tracysparkle

15. Esof1 - Ported to June - Handsome Prince/Beautiful Princess

16. Iyawotuntun - Handsome Prince

17. Creamchiccb - Ported to June - Handsome Prince/Beautiful Princess

18. Elhayjay

19. Olatebony - Beautiful Princess

20. Larrytoks

21. Adeime

22. Ogeyfine - Two Handsome Princes

23. Iyawotuntun - Handsome prince

24. EneJeta

25. Mayobami

26. Heisable16

27. Vannywealth (one leg in, one leg out)

28: Ijeomaobi1 (one leg in, one leg out)

29. Cutie999 - Ported from June - Handsome Prince

29. AmHappy - Ported from June - Beautiful Princess

30. Shinebabe - Beautiful Princess

#TeamJulyRepping
#TeamSexyDelivery
#TeamSharpSharpBS
#TeamNoPooPoo
#TeamFastLactation
#TeamLikeNoOther


Sorry everyone for leaving the ship temporarily. If i begin to talk, this page go full.
All i can say is post-partum depression and vigilante is real. Please make sure you're well prepared for labor, delivery and your baby.
Even if delivery doesn't turn out the way you planned, never let it affect you. Make up your mind to always stay positive.

For those waiting to offload, worry not. The end (and a whole new beginning!) is in sight. While you're waiting for D-day to arrive, think of these last days or weeks as a dress rehearsal for life with baby. Sleepless nights, a little anxiety (or perhaps a lot) and leaky breasts.
Make sure the items in your hospital bag still fit you. The hospital nightgowns you bought at 30 weeks may now be too snug on you.

Want to get labor started on your own? These tricks may help induce labor naturally (ask your doc first!): long walks, sex, acupressure, eating pineapple and dates, climbing stairs, tips stimulation.

I wish you all easy labor and safe delivery!!! No more loss. Baby and mother must come out and stay alive even na to push baby through nose.

To those who have offloaded, vigilante is realer than ever. Try and pop in once in a while, even though its not easy.

For those owing BS, please remember to drop them o. Let's not be like one team like that wey u go beg to drop BS...
*runs away*

mummy Hansel,we still dey carry go.my edd is july ending.so I just dey observe.My love to boy.

buccee:



Yamayama, mitchyy pee is outa ds world.
* picks my pata, runs out of thread.
**runs back, ds pata no b my size, na fortius, drops it.
*** picks my own, run out of thread.

...***checks pata***..dis one na granny pata oo,at dis critical stage,no wearin of pata o

**takes farmfresh frm dexterush nd sip**..sweeticious

@mitchyy, I think Heisable has given birth, pls confirm from ma'am Fortius, and Iyawotun is appearing twice on your list, abi na two times she born?


Come to think of it, I know the team wey owe plenty BS o and even plenty begging no change marra, I even get the list sef.

i no watch d voice o..subscription don finis bt wil check it out on youtube,na project fame semifinal i watched nd was impressed wt sum talents...abeg dis obaro guy get issue o,dem reject again..ghana peeps go shake d season 9
cc goldenruby.Fabmummy.enque.maureensylvia nd mumy ozycy
@.mitchyy so armstrong don go..ehyah.

Gaily04:
@mitchyy, I think Heisable has given birth, pls confirm from ma'am Fortius, and Iyawotun is appearing twice on your list, abi na two times she born?


Come to think of it, I know the team wey owe plenty BS o and even plenty begging no change marra, I even get the list sef.

Thanks o able mama ....oga mitchyy heisable don born o..na hansel no allow my oga proofread d list na

Mehhhhnnnnn, it hasn't been easy for me, handling a toddler, my bobo, dh and myself, with my phone acting upandan, abeg ma'am zaynie if extra one come, try remember me o. Had a busy weekend, dh lost his uncle and we are in the village to perform the rites. Finally finished reading and am up to date. Hippppeeee.


Congrats to Iyawotuntun, christybabe, olatebony and shinebabe. May God bless and keep your LOs.


Welcome to Mummytee, nkoyo13 and nifeseun. Happy bumping.

Saw so many cuties, welldone to all mamas.

More celebrations to all that had birthdays and Anniversaries.

ozycy:

Sorry dear, maybe it's the weather. This weather just dey somehow. I think you should do a malaria test and see. As they say, no two pregnancies are same

Thanks love, I'm getting beta. Just the cattarh and sneezing. I'm sure it's the weather. No 2 pregnancies are indeed the same o!

Fortius:
i no watch d voice o..subscription don finis bt wil check it out on youtube,na project fame semifinal i watched nd was impressed wt sum talents...abeg dis obaro guy get issue o,dem reject again..ghana peeps go shake d season 9
cc goldenruby.Fabmummy.enque.maureensylvia nd mumy ozycy
@.mitchyy so armstrong don go..ehyah.

eehya chike,Brenda, cornel and arese were saved, we are to vote 4 out of d remaining to make it 8

but y una gbadoo Armstrong sef?

Lynda don commot ooo

Dexterush, lol ndo o. I used to get that reaction from people too. They assume I'm my daughter's aunty most of the time because she doesn't look like me and I don't have that 'mummy look'. When we first moved to where we are staying now, some women near my house that knew my daughter with hubby, greeted him one day, told him they had been seeing my daughter and asked for madam. DH told them 'the person you have been seeing her with, thats madam', they were surprised. I was just laughing when he was gisting me.

Leave mummy matter, what about when I go to my faculty in unilag for masters stuff, those children normally mistake me for one of them. And because it's only diploma and year 1 students that wear mufti, they just assume I'm either in diploma or year 1. One day I was even angry and said maybe I will start wearing iro and buba when I'm going Lol. But belle don help my case now, even though I've not really gained weight like that but at least you will think twice before assuming a pregnant woman is a small geh.

Owk ooo, firsttymum iIbelieve you

Make I rant small

Went to the clinic for family planning, after plenty talk during counselling, I made a choice (implant-implanon). Went into the mini theatre, washed my left hand, as in from shoulder down, laid on the bed. The nurse started by drying and cleaning the area, I was given an injection to numb that area. Didn't really look at the process sha, but she pierced through and inserted the stuff. When she finished, she asked me to feel the stuff inside, which I did. Then she cleaned me up and bandaged the area. Was told not to scratch. Good and fine I obeyed o. After 3days, I removed the bandage, no bleeding or redness and no puss, I pass o. 1 week after, I went for checkup, lo and behold, they couldn't find the thing in my hand o, na serious matter o, all the nurses on duty came and was pressing my hand. Was told to go and come back in January. Is it right? And to call them anyday I feel the stuff. Left, then the next day AF appeared but not in full force sha, for 6days now, although the quantity keeps reducing everyday. Abeg where the implant go hide? Did it disappear? Dh has refused to even touch me to avoid stories that touch.


@Dunasy, please what was your experience like?

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Yamayama, mitchyy pee is outa ds world.
* picks my pata, runs out of thread.
**runs back, ds pata no b my size, na fortius, drops it.
*** picks my own, run out of thread.
[/quote you guyz wont kill person with laff

Congratz shinebabe,may God bless your lo. @nifeseun welcome,happy bumping. Gaily04 tankz ma

melly245:
yappy Sunday efriborri,how is u,gbo gbo family,friends and well wishers nko.
oya let sunday service begin for all the vigilante mamas.
i yaff arrenge efrithing, the chairs o,alter o,choir stand o.
mitchyy - opening prayer
enkaydewdrop - praise and worship
Gaily04 - the Word
ginabay - intercessory prayer
zimunachimdi - offering, bring it here when you are through.
Amhappy- announcement
cassieluv- closing prayer
oya all the vigilante mamas carry ya baby come inside, make una no make noise ooo,oya all of you bring out your brezz and feed your baby while we listen to the Word. i don't want to see any feeding bottle, or brezz pump here.
fortius you are not among oo, you can be our usher outside no stay for sun oo,we hope you will join us next sunday

My sister,i cant stop laughing,next time,abeg put me for usher. How is diamond?

maureensylvia:


eehya chike,Brenda, cornel and arese were saved, we are to vote 4 out of d remaining to make it 8

but y una gbadoo Armstrong sef?

Lynda don commot ooo

hope chike no dey stiff body sha o...Armstrong voice is unique bt nt for dis our konkobility society.mak d linda go rest.

Gaily04:
@mitchyy, I think Heisable has given birth, pls confirm from ma'am Fortius, and Iyawotun is appearing twice on your list, abi na two times she born?


Come to think of it, I know the team wey owe plenty BS o and even plenty begging no change marra, I even get the list sef.

Hehehehehe. I know say mistake must dey this my vigilante roll call. I was typing it and breastfeeding at the same time

Let me edit it now. Thank you jare

dexterush:
*RANT*

Abeg to born twins na by size or fatness??anytime we go out pple will be asking for the mother of my own children in my very before . Was at dominoes today one lady walked up to us after admiring my babies next question*where is their mother* I told her am the mother,nahin she say make I talk tru .

Went to church last week sunday with mil,the lady beside me was like * this mama is still giving birth* I had to correct her again

Every time Dh will be teasing me that I must not take them out alone if I don't want police to arrest me for kidnap
I don't know why them just carry their papa everything,If I venture into another missionary journey I must win by fire by force.lemme go and look for food to eat,I must add flesh by force ,this insult is becoming too much.

END OF RANT
SIGNING OUT
SIPING FARMFRESH

Make we add body come divide by two?

Fortius you nor dey sleep?

mitchyy:
Fortius you nor dey sleep?

sleep ke!..too early o..i dey watch fopomoyo on mitv..oops i don forget say u no b yoruba...hop my hansel dey suck weluwelu o,i trust my cappo sha.

christybabe abeg hw far abt our prince o..update pls,it s well sis.

buccee:



Yamayama, mitchyy pee is outa ds world.
* picks my pata, runs out of thread.
**runs back, ds pata no b my size, na fortius, drops it.
*** picks my own, run out of thread.

Are you sure it doesn't taste nice?

Bring cup let me give you to drink! My bladder don full again