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22 Hilarious Things That Happen To Guys & Girls (No.9 Will Make Your Day) by ADEWUMIMichael(m): 9:53pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
1) A guy asked u for sex and u asked, "Do u Love me?". What do u expect him to say or Are U a LEARNER ? 2) Half naked girls are hot, while well dressed girls are beautiful... Hell is hot, while heaven is beautiful... the choice is yours 3) You have been engaged to him for 2 years and no wedding is forth coming. Please kindly remove the ring. Is your finger a key holder? 4)You have slept with over 10 girls without protection yet you go to the barbers shop with your personal clipper. What are you preventing 5) Guys always know who their heart belongs to, so if you like cook chicken in diamond sauce or do monkey style in bed, if its not you, It can't be you 6) In America wen a couple go to bed dey say "Good nights my love" In Britain "Sweet dreams darling" In Nigeria "Did u lock d Gate, doors & windows? 7) You cannot say "I can't date you, I have a boyfriend" and be asking for money from him. Gt- bank staff cannot receive salary from UBA bank! My name is alitra, I used my friend to set up my girlfriend to c if she'll cheat on me. Now they've sent me wedding Invitation. What AM I? A) Learner B) God sent C) Fool 9) No Guy will ever tell a Lady "i ve a GF" when asking her out. Their National Anthem is "we had issues & we've broken up" 10) Welcome to Nigeria where the government is responsible and blamed for every damn things. if mosquito bite you, you will blame the government 11) No guy is single, you either snatch him from someone or share him with someone, the most important thing is to be the highest Shareholder. 12) I woke up today, someone somewhere just took their last breath. Thank You God for blessing me more than I deserve 13) 35yr old first class graduate without job and u dey follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no worries' ... your life is on SOS 14) Idiot girl said: "I dated him for GOOD 10 years and he broke my heart" fool, what's GOOD in the years? 15). (a)Sex won't make him love u (b). A baby won't make him stay. If you're doubting me, kindly ask TUFACE... 16) No matter how nice you are to a goat, it will still eat your yam 17) You make his 'Dick' hard, u carry him enter room, he don off shirt, then u shout April Fool... My sister, he will RAPE ur Destiny!! 18) What shall it profit a girl to have all the Brazilian hair in the whole world and still lose her boyfriend to a girl on low cut 19) Kill an American citizen and 1 million policemen will be deployed to search for u but kill 1 million Nigerians U will be invited for amnesty 20) Don't act like you have it all, even rich men beg for pen in the bank 21) No matter how big ur house is, How recent your car is,or how huge ur bank account is, Our grave is still gonna be the same size, stay humble 22) No Matter How Pretty Or Cute your Face Might Be,yo U Will Still Be the Food For Worms.... Where do you fall.. . .. . You can also Add yours 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 22 Hilarious Things That Happen To Guys & Girls (No.9 Will Make Your Day) by Topestbilly(m): 9:56pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
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Re: 22 Hilarious Things That Happen To Guys & Girls (No.9 Will Make Your Day) by Nobody: 9:58pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
Ok |
Re: 22 Hilarious Things That Happen To Guys & Girls (No.9 Will Make Your Day) by bellenornor(f): 10:06pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
But No. 9 didn't make my day |
Re: 22 Hilarious Things That Happen To Guys & Girls (No.9 Will Make Your Day) by bigiyaro(m): 10:08pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
WOW! Its been a long time i read a stewwpid post. |
Re: 22 Hilarious Things That Happen To Guys & Girls (No.9 Will Make Your Day) by Lavedaa: 10:10pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
are these things bizarre? Conventional things that happen all the time. |
Re: 22 Hilarious Things That Happen To Guys & Girls (No.9 Will Make Your Day) by druxy(m): 10:13pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
lol..no 17 tho |
Re: 22 Hilarious Things That Happen To Guys & Girls (No.9 Will Make Your Day) by lanicky(f): 10:21pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
It's hilarious.. Not bizarre 1 Like |
Re: 22 Hilarious Things That Happen To Guys & Girls (No.9 Will Make Your Day) by ADEWUMIMichael(m): 10:28pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
ok....modified |
Re: 22 Hilarious Things That Happen To Guys & Girls (No.9 Will Make Your Day) by adewumiopeyemi(m): 10:54pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
9) No Guy will ever tell a Lady "i ve a GF" when asking her out. Their National Anthem is "we had issues & we've broken up" that one na normal things na... as he dey hot |
Re: 22 Hilarious Things That Happen To Guys & Girls (No.9 Will Make Your Day) by Omotayor123(f): 10:55pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
Lol at number 3. She be Ring Road Guys, see your life @ number 9 Number 14 . Number 17. |
Re: 22 Hilarious Things That Happen To Guys & Girls (No.9 Will Make Your Day) by Nobody: 11:56pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
Is this post called Sahara?. I can't imagine anything dryer than this |
Re: 22 Hilarious Things That Happen To Guys & Girls (No.9 Will Make Your Day) by Layooluwa(f): 2:40am On Jul 19, 2016 |
bellenornor:same here |
Re: 22 Hilarious Things That Happen To Guys & Girls (No.9 Will Make Your Day) by Nobody: 4:57am On Jul 19, 2016 |
bellenornor:yea me too. Just prefer 11 instead |
Re: 22 Hilarious Things That Happen To Guys & Girls (No.9 Will Make Your Day) by juliusocean(m): 7:14am On Jul 19, 2016 |
noted |
Re: 22 Hilarious Things That Happen To Guys & Girls (No.9 Will Make Your Day) by iamsuskay(m): 12:43pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
ADEWUMIMichael: |
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