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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LifegoesonE: 3:19pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
HARDDON:U no won response to me abi |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by youngfocus(m): 11:33pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
HARDDON: hardon baba those qstn are qstn dat use to knock me down speechless and dumpfolded,wat is the ryte ways of answering those qstn.since wen I av b applying ur tricks am life has turn around frm Mr nice guy to d boss I CNT imagine girls begging me up and down tanx big time BT I will b happy if my qstn is answer speedily |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 2:38am On Jul 21, 2016 |
youngfocus: Keep improving I've answered ur question . the answer is on same page as dis one u just quoted |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 3:16am On Jul 21, 2016 |
HARDDON: Comfortable, private cribs turns a gurl on. Keep the house neat n clean . but some times, I purposely just throw things about to test them. NB: YOUR BED MUST BE NEATLY MADE! LADIES HAVE A THING FOR WELL LAID BEDS. You should know that taking ur date to a hotel for ur hang out , turn on their spikes. Ladies, not until they r confy with u, wud always be on edge when u taking them to a hotel. 3 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 3:32am On Jul 21, 2016 |
HARDDON: Experience : So I used the junction meeting, then got take away( she asked y we doing take away) told her I have something to show her, n she cudnt wait. Took her home.it was evening already. This was d first time I brought her home.after meeting her 5dayz ago. We sat n ate. Kul blues was already filtering . Fed her som. She reciprocated . After d meal, I showed her arnd , then came back n turn on my ps2 ( that was then) . showed her where movies ( that folder only has romantic ones) r on d laptop, n off she lunched one i recommended as I returned to my soccer game on TV. 1 Like |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LifegoesonE: 6:26pm On Jul 21, 2016 |
HARDDON, you don't want to answer to my post, haba |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 6:27pm On Jul 21, 2016 |
HARDDON: She watched movies until she fell asleep . I covered her up and returned to me game. Send less . u wudnt imagine by 5am, while I lay by her side sleeping, I felt some soft hands moving on chest , down to my tommy n back , very soft, very gentle. I tot it was a dream. I soaked it in with eyes closed. This was followed by a soft lips brush. N Jrod Arose.... 4 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by SexyRat: 3:03am On Jul 22, 2016 |
Hardon. Am seeing this thread for the first time today and I have learnt alot. I must appreciate you for your effort' There is a big difference between a master and an apprentice . So, help my ignorance out of this. Firstly, there is this junior coursemate that i like so much . We were sometimes very close. She stays in the same street with me .She don even come my lodge with her roomie come chop, I don help her self with her assignment and sure will be doing more for her. But along the line, we lost it.Though we still hug whenever we see, but the connectivity is no longer there . Baba, how do I reignit feelings in her and start off a fresh vibes with her. Secondly, There is this babe I chatted up on facebook for the first time yesterday. I have known the small details about her.Dont know her in person, we arein the same school. She flow when we chart. How do i blow up her mind with vibes while we chat. I dont have her no . I need to strike up a serious friendship and date her. Thanks |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 10:48pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
SexyRat: ur answers have been answered already, check the previous threads |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 10:49pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
SexyRat: ur answers have been answered already, check the previous pages |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 8:48am On Jul 23, 2016 |
Obiomon: U obviously just visited my prfl not quite long ago. Itz been my pix hanging there for a long time....I just changed it. Ain't nothing to be scared of. Let alone some female folk. Stayed tuned ....... 1 Like |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 9:15am On Jul 23, 2016 |
HARDDON: Mehn, by now i was stark awake, but didnt want to disrupt her flow, kept my eyes closed. Absentmindedly moved a hand over her. N d rest was history . In d after glow of this rump , I made fun of her: 1) "Did u just rape me? " with a funny quizzical look. "Human right NGO must hear this" she laughed so hard. "U didn't even have the courtesy to wake me up, u did that while I slept! N dis id1ot of a d1ck was Stark awake too!" 2) "" so its these tiny hands that were moving all over my body that I tot it was a sexy dream?""" She said for once she tot I was impotent / didn't fancy her when I didn't touch her all night. That she wasnt really sleeping when I covered her up. That she just pretended to be sleeping to see if I wud com close. I rather covered her up n without a Peck, went back to that my game. That it felt strange a guy didn't move in on a gurl he just brought home rather he got stuck to his stupid game Little did she know it was all part of the plan. 35 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 6:54pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
Wine n a waist whyne from her can get u home quicker than words n gifts 2 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 7:00pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
Getting Physical 3: She came to the office, like every other person. Mehn, her body n beauty get guys stoned n her voice cud melt the top off mount everrest! But here was I @ work! It wud get to her turn , I wud have to attend to her , n she wud leave! Arrrh! Nah, I had to device a means to have her! N because of her, I switched on my sassy n fun lines, even on the guys that came before her n any1 as a matter of fact. Made ala them laugh so hard the ladies wet their panties n d guys were glad to be around. But you know my aim don't u? Yea, it is like a King visiting a village n giving gifts from d beginning of the town to the end just to win a sexy soul It is like a warrior burning down an entire community to smoke out a traitor It is like smoking out rabbit from its hole. Some how, unknown to the target, u warm ur way in. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 7:27pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
HARDDON: When It finally got to her turn, oh heavens! I was @ my best. I started with the secondary sch passport on her form. (Moments like this, forget all u have read in books! Be natural!) I took a long surprse look @ d passport , like a checking in /scrutinizing officer @ d airport and said: " I can best my last kobo that this is not u on this passport " she said " no Sir, Itz me, that was when I was in sec sch, she said" "wow, behold the wonders of foundation n mascara ! " i said n all d gurls n guys that understood that laughed! She wud have felt embarrassed but because I had set the mood n I've been on everybody's case, she joined the laughter! I even told one guy he looks like lil Wayne , just as he was feeling flair, I burst his bubbles by saying " yea, he always look like he has done some ish!" Then another round of lololing 3 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 7:52pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
HARDDON: Then I drew another blood: " do u close ur eyes when its time for prayers in church? " All of them looked @ me quizzically,then she said "Yes" " oh well needless, your eyes came close by default, every other thing has grown since u u took this picture, but ur eyes as still as tiny as tinkerbells' " I said. Lol Just as they were laughing, I said : " You see what I was saying? Even the system is shouting blood of god about this passport , it rejected it and the process can't be completed now . u have to go n snap a fresh passport!" She tot I was joking . but I showed her a passport related error somewhere. N off she wanted to dash n go snap, but I told her she should take her time because once its like this, b4 we can try again is in 3hours(that is towards my closing time ! N did I tell you that I made this time tingy n d passport error ish up? Hehehe!, go figure) Told her to leave the other forms , so I can get those ready b4 she comes, and that since she is stressing me this much, she should be prepared to take me out for dinner if she meets me on seat wen she returns. But if she returns n I'm not on seat, it wud be tommorwo( said that so as to put her online to ask for my number) It worked cos she asked if she can kindly get my number , pulling out her mega phone. I looked @ her n said : " are you trying to ask me out?, no can't do, I have a fiancee " She was like no Sir , that she stays far n it wud amount to wasting her to if she doesn't meet me. "Please Sir , " she said. I looked to the other people and asked, "all in favour of giving her my number, say " I" n those not In Favour say "Nah" .... Did this to get the other folks along..... The "Nah"s have it." I said ,even though it was obvious the Hi's were more. I said well, I have been waiting g for the day the nah's wud have it in d house of assembly, I ahvent been so blessed. Today, the nah's must have it. They protested that I should be a Sir of my word. 7 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 8:09pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
HARDDON: I reluctantly collected her phone , just as I was about dailing in, another lady said: sir , u should have called it out so she type it now seeing that u are busy( that was a cunning statement , the others wanted my number also, both guys b gurls, u see , my arm gives them a lot of issues n it wudnt be bad to have someone to talk to) ,I saw tru that n I said: "oh so u all can have my direct line huh?, no can't do" I gave her a wrong number, she dailed it, it was saying number u dailed does not exist on this ntw....blah blah blah... while my phone was right deer on my desk on(indicator light blinking Red) I do this a lot, u should try it. Figure out a number that doesn't exist n save it in ur LTM . She was like Sir, it saying its saying number does not exist I gave a queer smile asked all the ladies : " is it only u guys that have the monopoly of giving guys wrong number?, ofcos its wrong number! " The guys were very proudn concurred , everybody laughed . Btw, I was already attending to others. I finally gave her my real, direct , hotline. Fast forward, she called 30mins earlier, by them, I had cleared my tables n was alone. By principle, I don't take strange numbers the first time they call. By I already had her line nonetheless, so I knew she was the one calling. But I ignored. Called 3trice I didn't take. She waited 10 mins then tried again,I picked @ d second dail. She introduced her self n b4 she cud go on I said : " oh its you? Well blessed is she that findeth a man! " She laughed n asked if she can come. Told her if she is fast enuf , she wud meet me. You cudnt imagine she took a drop n @ at split min, she was here. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 9:52pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
HARDDON:the time you uploaded it is obviously jun 18 and you said you just changed it |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by DaCharis2016: 10:14pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
HARDDON: HARDDON: HARDDON: |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:08am On Jul 24, 2016 |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:18am On Jul 24, 2016 |
Obiomon: Aiit , here is a question for u detective 101: Picture that have hung on a wall for more dan year , n was thereafter pulled down a month somedays ago, wud it be so wrong to say it was just taken down not quite long ago?? |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 12:51pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
HARDDON:niccur wtf?? was jus saying havnt seen you upload your pic before, ain't here to kick some ass!!!! |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Aval1(m): 1:19am On Jul 25, 2016 |
Nice one@ Op 1 Like |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 10:49pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
Obiomon: Dude u sounding like u seeing ur period , u k? Deal with d inner u, no one asked u to be an a33 licker, in fact we r here trying to whoop guys from such demeaning states. That said, I wud hv u respect my space and spine. Keep to the issue on hand n don't derail my thread. Regards 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 11:45pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
SexyRat: U snuffed off d initial attration . U see , wen ladies come close to a guy for the first time, two things r involved 1) either she like u n wano know what u made up off 2) she luvs some benefits she licks off u. 1 Like |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by SexyRat: 9:14pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
HARDDON: Hardon, you be baba. Well, after going through your write up, I decided to apply it. I posted something on Facebook on Monday and a babe commented. I copied her comment and send it to her as message, she replied and began teasing her, accusing her of trying to use her pics to convince me so that I will love her. I accused her of trying to rape me. I combine some humor. And she was calling me a clown. Then, I told her to call me. She said she wont give me her no. I accused her of begging me to have her. That all I want is Facebook call. She said she won't call. I insisted she call me. She laugh and drop her no for me to add her on WhatsApp. I turned her down that I don't want her no that I want Facebook call. She laugh, and called accusing me of being stubborn. So, I continue trolling her in a humorous way. Today, I told her to come out, she came out. When I met her, I asked her whats she is doing here, she laugh. I accused her of just wanting to see me by all means I asked her to get to the cab that we are going to my house. She reluctantly followed me. I went and bought indomie for her, she insisted that she want to eat the soup I cooked and she want to eat with me, which we did. She asked me of my roomie, I told her SHE is not around . But later told her I stay alone I put a romantic movie for her to watch, after watching, she demanded for another movie, I refused, played a love song. Grab her and started spinning with her touching her neck and smelling her hair. Wanted to bite her neck in a playful way, she giggled and demand that she want to sit down. I let her be. While we were sipping our soghurt, her roomie called telling her that she saw someone . She said she started dating the guy last week, but the guy lie a lot and is into women. that the guy told her that he is not yet back, whereas he is around. This change her mode. I let her be. After some time, we started touching and voila, we were kissing. She said I should stop, I did. After we stopped, she tried kissing me again, I refused. I called her now, and she is asking me if I have a girlfriend. I told her to come over to the house so we talk about it. Though I have a babe, but we ain't serious. I want to date her. What do I tell her. And pls, give me vibes way I go take they turn her head upside down Thanks 3 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 10:31pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
wow its been soo long I've been here!!.. phone got stolen!.. where my blue balls boss harddon? obiomon my blue balls bro.. I don miss this thread like period.. hope your balls are still intact. and growing bigger than you heads.. and all those girls are still screaming like wizkid singing Methodist hymn on our beds??!!.. 2 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by sexymonkey(m): 11:03pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
@sexyrat from our previous lectures, we were told to reply the do you have a g.f question with; "yes I have many g.f's, so you have 2 work hard to impress me" 1 Like |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 5:17am On Jul 28, 2016 |
NLjona:I used glue to hold my balls bro!!! hhawa you na |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 6:39am On Jul 28, 2016 |
SexyRat: Nice one bruh you nailed it though.. When she cmes again don't bring the girlfriend stuff again cos its going to spoil your progress so far but if she does, smile and say 'so you mean a handsome tall and rich nigga like me doesn't have a girlfriend?? Ofcourse have gat gurls' note that you shouldn't answer her question directly. Harddon actually gave us more answers to this question like thiousands of em you can browse throu this pages to see em 4 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 1:06pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Obiomon: Omo if I yarn you, you won't believe ... crazy stuffs hapening lately. |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 1:22pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
boss harddon.. something unusual happened to me oo.. have u ever in anyway just went point blank?? like all your balls just dropped like that all of a sudden and you keep wondering why.. I didn't just understand.. there's this chick that likes me.. and I was about spinning her head bt I just lost it... which is unsual from evryting I've lernt here has always been in me using it errtime.. I just left d girl alone .. so I just wanna ask you if you ve ever experienced it before.. and what do you think might be the cause.. and there's one thing I've noticed about girls... they are all the same!!.. even the stonch prayer warrior in church or that girl forming nicki minaj in the street.. just spinn her head with the right combos and she's all yours doing your deeds.. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
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