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7 Steps On How To Cross The Road In Naija by APHATHEOLOGY(m): 4:41pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
7 STEPS ON HOW TO CROSS ROAD NOW IN NAIJA 1. Look left and right for motor, keke and bike. 2. Look up for Niger Delta Avenger's Missiles. 3. Look downfor bombs from boko haram 4. Look back for kidnappers 5. Hold your bag tight and watch the person beside you! 6. Look straightfor "invading foreign" Fulani herdsmen with cattle 7. Then walk zig zag to avoid stray bullet from police. . . . . If after all these you still die,na from your village 1 Like |
Re: 7 Steps On How To Cross The Road In Naija by UndisputedBosom(m): 5:02pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
Asin eeehhh |
Re: 7 Steps On How To Cross The Road In Naija by PeachyP(f): 5:14pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
UndisputedBosom: Asin, I can't stop laughing |
Re: 7 Steps On How To Cross The Road In Naija by UndisputedBosom(m): 5:21pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
PeachyP: Should i come and stop you? |
Re: 7 Steps On How To Cross The Road In Naija by PeachyP(f): 5:36pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
Re: 7 Steps On How To Cross The Road In Naija by UndisputedBosom(m): 7:01pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
PeachyP: Me chillin n u |
Re: 7 Steps On How To Cross The Road In Naija by daveyjay(m): 7:40pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
That's the exact reality in Niqeria oh, we can never be too careful... |
Re: 7 Steps On How To Cross The Road In Naija by PeachyP(f): 8:07pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
UndisputedBosom:Same |
Re: 7 Steps On How To Cross The Road In Naija by UndisputedBosom(m): 8:11pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
PeachyP: How ws ur day |
Re: 7 Steps On How To Cross The Road In Naija by PeachyP(f): 9:15pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
UndisputedBosom: It was okay. Yours? |
Re: 7 Steps On How To Cross The Road In Naija by UndisputedBosom(m): 9:19pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
Re: 7 Steps On How To Cross The Road In Naija by PeachyP(f): 9:33pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
UndisputedBosom:Lol, no just tired. I made it out of boredom, actually wanted it to be peachypie but the name was taken so shortened it to p. How did you get yours |
Re: 7 Steps On How To Cross The Road In Naija by UndisputedBosom(m): 9:49pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
PeachyP: Bosom is actually my nickname, so i attached undisputed to give it a finishin touch....lol |
Re: 7 Steps On How To Cross The Road In Naija by PeachyP(f): 10:14pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
UndisputedBosom: Lol, Bosom Someone nicknamed me 'Peachy' too cause I tend to be over-excited and smiling most times |
Re: 7 Steps On How To Cross The Road In Naija by UndisputedBosom(m): 10:16pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
PeachyP: I love smilin ladies cox they always look younger than their real age...lol |
Re: 7 Steps On How To Cross The Road In Naija by PeachyP(f): 10:41pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
UndisputedBosom: Lol, it's kinda true. Bet you smile a lot too? |
Re: 7 Steps On How To Cross The Road In Naija by UndisputedBosom(m): 11:04pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
PeachyP: Oh my God, do u know me already lol....i will say that laughin is one of my hobbies |
Re: 7 Steps On How To Cross The Road In Naija by PeachyP(f): 11:22pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
UndisputedBosom: Lol, it's good. What are your other hobbies? |
Re: 7 Steps On How To Cross The Road In Naija by UndisputedBosom(m): 11:26pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
PeachyP: Playin and watchin football...am supportin Arsenal though |
Re: 7 Steps On How To Cross The Road In Naija by PeachyP(f): 11:51pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
UndisputedBosom:Lol, don't know much about football |
Re: 7 Steps On How To Cross The Road In Naija by UndisputedBosom(m): 7:48am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Re: 7 Steps On How To Cross The Road In Naija by adesanya2014: 1:17pm On Jul 21, 2016 |
Nice 1 .
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Re: 7 Steps On How To Cross The Road In Naija by PeachyP(f): 4:38pm On Jul 21, 2016 |
Re: 7 Steps On How To Cross The Road In Naija by UndisputedBosom(m): 9:48pm On Jul 21, 2016 |
PeachyP: Was fine and yours? |
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