1.
How the security harasses you at the gate because of ID card.








Uncle calm down.

2.
When you see the queue for cabs to Tanke.









Chisos!

3.
When a fresher asks you what ‘face Tanke’ means.









Look at this one.

4.
How freshers sprint for lectures in SLT and LT1.








It’s not like they’ll graduate with 1st class.

5.
When you realise there’s an actual restaurant called Sister Biggs.








No shame!

6.
How Sister Biggs looks like on a Monday afternoon.








Is the whole school eating here?

7.
When you’re trying to book a bed space but they closed the portal after 30 seconds.






I’ll kuku sleep under the bridge at Challenge .

8.
How the flies welcome you when you enter Lagos hostel.






Iyanma!

9.
When you see a fine girl walking into Lagos hostel.







After all the forming.

10.
When you see the shotput nylons behind Zamfara hostel.








What is this rubbish?

11.
How you get to PG hostel when there’s no Keke at the park.







The struggle.

12.
When you’re broke and you can’t take the 20 Naira school bus because you’re a big girl.






Hay God!

13.
When you see people loving up on walkway.

14.
How people come to show their newest kacks on block 4 of walkway.

15.
When you see freshers kacking on their Matriculation.







You never jam.

16.
When you’re wearing trousers and you hear dress-code people are at the car park.







Chineke!

17.
How girls that have boyfriends in Engineering carry their shoulders.





As per they’re not our mates.

18.
When you go to Oke-Odo and realise it’s just Unilorin extension.







Na wa o.














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Op..........Kudos 4 d work well done

Oya chop knuckles!!!

Proudly Alumnus

#Idea

Hehe!!!...Security harassing students cos of ID card?
#advancedSecondarySchool

joery6:
4.
How freshers sprint for lectures in SLT and LT1.





And some of them will not cross, thereby still facing tanke


It’s not like they’ll graduate with 1st class.

and some of them will not cross thereby still facing tanke

joery6:
5.
When you realise there’s an actual restaurant called Sister Biggs.







F
No shame!

front of male hostel

joery6:
14.
How people come to show their newest kacks on block 4 of walkway.

dem even give them tv

joery6:
14.
How people come to show their newest kacks on block 4 of walkway.

dem even give them tv

joery6:
16.
When you’re wearing trousers and you hear dress-code people are at the car park.







Chineke!

oloyede pickin

joery6:
17.
How girls that have boyfriends in Engineering carry their shoulders.





As per they’re not our mates.

I can relate, studied Biosystems myself

Great work OP, I miss my alma mata but I won't allow my enemy come to that school o, Na hustle we hustle all thru school, school pass thru us, no fun, but it all teaches u a vital lesson, SURVIVAL, I rep 2015 set, presently in ekiti serving with fayose and his public scam of politics

I can relate.... I av many friends in dah secondary skool disguising as university

Bread and beans the nonofficial food for buka.......alhaja buka 3 dey try ehnnn. meanwhile unilorin students and shunting queue

spaces