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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by femialade(m): 9:45pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by fippycbk(m): 6:29am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Like a Sister's assistant, I'm second to NUN. #PDG 6 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by phoenix23401(m): 6:43am On Jul 21, 2016 |
i was called to judge a rap batlle amongst some muslim brothers, and before it started i told them i was really strict and i would not -allow a wack bar- (allahu akbar) 5 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by amunekeuto: 6:44am On Jul 21, 2016 |
he put his Poland in my Holland. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by remedick: 6:44am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Father Friday Fried Fifty Five Fishes For Fifty four Fathers From France. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by bitweezy: 6:45am On Jul 21, 2016 |
If you love pun then you might need to listen to Mode Nine I see him as the King of pun, here are some pun.ch lines he dropped. "... i make more headlines than corn rows... " "... They are Bungalow brains with nothing upstairs...." Those are ones I can remember for now, would keep updating if you like. Ciao 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kloser(m): 6:48am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Eke40seven:Those who wail wish goodluck on Nigeria 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Abduletudaye(m): 6:52am On Jul 21, 2016 |
He said he never imagined what his girls bubbies looked like, well, now you have Seen(Sin) 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by codenameSTYNO(m): 6:59am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Inalegwu has money he works in the bank but nobody in the family can bank on him My first ever conciously written pun 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nuella222(f): 6:59am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nuella222(f): 7:03am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by 88natzy(m): 7:05am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Boy: Hey baby you so attractive. Girl: thank you Boy: If I swallow magnet will I be attractive? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by 88natzy(m): 7:07am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I am married to Joy's elder sister Love, but I dont still have Joy and love in my house. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Opiletool(m): 7:07am On Jul 21, 2016 |
remedick: That is Alliteration, not pun. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Kenmatt(m): 7:09am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Sky is my unit and not my limit. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by wezzyjasified(m): 7:12am On Jul 21, 2016 |
IF YOU SEE A DISS STRESS, WARN A BROTHER |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by 88natzy(m): 7:14am On Jul 21, 2016 |
That you are married to PATience doesn't mean you have patieNCE. Patience without GOODluck sucks. But GoodLUCK would have been better without PATience. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by wezzyjasified(m): 7:15am On Jul 21, 2016 |
wezzyjasified: if you see a SEED USE, WARN A BROTHER |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by 88natzy(m): 7:19am On Jul 21, 2016 |
They say faith moves mountains, Little wonder we have valleys everywhere. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 7:21am On Jul 21, 2016 |
In more than one way, this life is a family drama. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by 88natzy(m): 7:23am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I had pretend Nairaland is Dollarland In Holland. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by 88natzy(m): 7:26am On Jul 21, 2016 |
A thief behaving like a thief..is a spy. A spy behaving like a spy is thief. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 7:26am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Like Patrice Evra, all your life you've been left back.
I keep moving forward..... Welbeck Can anyone decode this one? 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Opiletool(m): 7:28am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Three Easiest ways Nigerian Youths make cool cash is to become music stars, football stars, or fraud stars (fraudsters) |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by saintdennis(m): 7:29am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Eke40seven: Nice one lol 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 7:30am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Opiletool:Man were you born in the toilet? You're full of shitt man (pun intended ). 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by menxer: 7:30am On Jul 21, 2016 |
It takes a mind of steel to mind a stealing mind. It takes a man of Steel to still a stealing man Come put your computer on charge to enable you compute how many charges to charge... I saw a shooting star shoots down the evening sky in one long shot. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Dotwillis1(m): 7:31am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I have 6 girl friends and they all broke up with me this year,...now all my hexagon 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 7:32am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Dotwillis1:Nice shitt bro 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Opiletool(m): 7:36am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Heard Sinator Dino threatened to rape Remi Tinubu in the Horror Chambers after the latter called him a Dog. One could only imagine the Animal-sity between those two Legit-haters. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 7:36am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Rap is a game.
You can't game it if you ain't game.
I'm the man that dictates the game. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Edd1e(m): 7:37am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I am not as thunk as you drink I am. |
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