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What Would You Do ??? by tzoracle: 8:54pm On Jul 23, 2016

I just had this thought and it threw me into a mini dilemma

You go to have a couples massage with ur spouse for married folks and bae for those in relationships.

As a guy would you choose a fellow guy to massage you or a female
As a girl would you choose a guy or a fellow female

Also don't forget to factor in the nigerian factor on opposite sex

And what would be your reaction to your partners choice grin

Re: What Would You Do ??? by Nobody: 9:04pm On Jul 23, 2016

Why would I allow a guy massage me?

Re: What Would You Do ??? by tzoracle: 9:07pm On Jul 23, 2016

iAmCharis:
Why would I allow a guy massage me?

Some people are very homophobic

Re: What Would You Do ??? by Sleekyshuga(f): 9:27pm On Jul 23, 2016

Masseuses & Masseurs are professionally trained to skillfully carry out their jobs on clients, save otherwise.

Unlike poles attract ..

As a lady, I'll always prefer a masseur, and I believe bae/hubby will do same.

Also, I shouldn't have a problem if bae/hubby decides to be massaged by a masseur but I think it will be fun having one (either a masseuse or masseur) massage both of us while we go home, and continue (finish) from where he/she stopped ..

iAmCharis:
Why would I allow a guy massage me?

Why won't you allow a man massage you ?

When the desirable is not available, the available becomes the desirable .

Re: What Would You Do ??? by Nobody: 9:37pm On Jul 23, 2016

Sleekyshuga:
Masseuse & Masseur are professionally trained to skillfully carry out their jobs on clients, save otherwise.

Unlike poles attract ..

As a lady, I'll prefer a masseur, and I believe bae/hubby will do same.

Also, I shouldn't have a problem if bae/hubby decides to be massaged by a masseur but I think the fun will be having one (either a masseuse or masseur) massage both of us so that we can go home, and finish from where he/she stopped ..

Why won't you allow a man massage you ?

When the desirable is not available, the available becomes the desirable.

Mbanu, biko.

If mama Nkechi no get knor maggi, mama Oluchi go get. grin

Re: What Would You Do ??? by Sleekyshuga(f): 9:41pm On Jul 23, 2016

iAmCharis:
Mbanu, biko.

If mama Nkechi no get knor maggi, mama Oluchi go get.

Calm down . He is a professional .

Re: What Would You Do ??? by tzoracle: 9:42pm On Jul 23, 2016

Sleekyshuga:
Masseuses & Masseurs are professionally trained to skillfully carry out their jobs on clients, save otherwise.

Unlike poles attract ..

As a lady, I'll always prefer a masseur, and I believe bae/hubby will do same.

Also, I shouldn't have a problem if bae/hubby decides to be massaged by a masseur but I think it will be fun having one (either a masseuse or masseur) massage both of us while we go home, and continue (finish) from where he/she stopped ..

Why won't you allow a man massage you ?

When the desirable is not available, the available becomes the desirable .

I envy ur husband to be..

Some females the kind eye them go look u when you choose a masseuse ehh

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Re: What Would You Do ??? by Nobody: 9:47pm On Jul 23, 2016

Sleekyshuga:

Calm down . He is a professional .

Pro gini?

He should go show his professionalism somewhere else. Not my body. The thought of it wan dey make me vex now sef. angry

Re: What Would You Do ??? by Sleekyshuga(f): 9:51pm On Jul 23, 2016

tzoracle:

I envy ur husband to be..

Some females the kind eye them go look u when you choose a masseuse ehh

Hahahahaha.. Though, I still have my issues but not on this ..

Eye ke ? Was he supposed to be massaged by a masseur ? Na dia I go raise eyebrow sef . A masseur should be a last option, though not ruled out completely.

iAmCharis:
Pro gini? He should go show his professionalism somewhere else. Not my body. The thought of it wan dey make me vex now sef.

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Re: What Would You Do ??? by tzoracle: 9:56pm On Jul 23, 2016

iAmCharis:
Pro gini? He should go show his professionalism somewhere else. Not my body. The thought of it wan dey make me vex now sef.

Sister no vex
Kunam mbok

Re: What Would You Do ??? by Nobody: 9:57pm On Jul 23, 2016

Sleekyshuga:

Hahahahaha.. Though, I still have my issues but not on this ..

Eye ke ? Was he supposed to be massaged by a masseur ? Na dia I go raise eyebrow sef . A masseur should be a last option, though not ruled out completely.

.

Oya coman massage daddy tongue

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Re: What Would You Do ??? by Nobody: 9:58pm On Jul 23, 2016

tzoracle:

Sister no vex Kunam mbok

I'm a man.

Re: What Would You Do ??? by tzoracle: 10:03pm On Jul 23, 2016

iAmCharis:
I'm a man.

Now everything falls into place grin

Nwa nna ya iwe gi ju oyi

Re: What Would You Do ??? by Nobody: 10:06pm On Jul 23, 2016

tzoracle:

Now everything falls into place
Nwa nna ya iwe gi ju oyi

Hahaha

Sorry, I don't understand igbo. Translate, please.

Re: What Would You Do ??? by tzoracle: 10:10pm On Jul 23, 2016

iAmCharis:
Hahaha

Sorry, I don't understand igbo. Translate, please.

Son of your father, let your anger subside

Re: What Would You Do ??? by Sleekyshuga(f): 10:12pm On Jul 23, 2016

iAmCharis:
Oya coman massage daddy

Your body is too strong . When you start applying lotion, I'll come .

iAmCharis:
I'm a man.

How would he know that you are a man when your sexuality scares you . Na hermaphrodite the next person go call you ..

Goan indicate (m) or (f) on your profile before we will believe you .

Re: What Would You Do ??? by Nobody: 10:15pm On Jul 23, 2016

tzoracle:

Son of your father, let your anger subside

Oh okay. Thanks

Re: What Would You Do ??? by Nobody: 6:07am On Jul 24, 2016

Sleekyshuga:

Your body is too strong . When you start applying lotion, I'll come .

How would he know that you are a man when your sexuality scares you . Na hermaphrodite the next person go call you ..

Goan indicate (m) or (f) on your profile before we will believe you .

What is this one saying?

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