Goodevening my sweeties and besties. Are we not tired of the continuos tension in romance? . This mr nairaland has become so boring and steamless.


But this thread is for fun lovers. Instead of the internet warriors dissing and insulting themselves on off topic threads, why not do it here officially.


You may think of it like the rap battles in music section, this is ROMANCE DISS BATTLE.



Here are the rules:

1. Before you diss anyone, you must "Cc: the person and me"

Example.
"cc smellymouth, maxity02'" by sandoski


2. You are not allowed to quote any one that dissed you. Just create a new diss post in return. Simple




3. This thread is ban free and derailing is allowed






LET THE DISSING START
Oya internet troll kings

Thesonofmark
Lezz
Cutehector
Vizkiz
Agarawu23
Nigeriantroll
Thebigbadtroll
Cr7lomo
Falconey
Maxi112
Kinginvahala
Laveda
Ireneony
Estharfabian

Etc

Firstking01 cudnt even kip up with me

He is a waste of time

Ccmaxity02 firstking01 by halfricanadian

OKAY, i cnt Rap, so lemme just sit here and eat popcorn

front seat

ErnieSmallzz:
OKAY, i cnt Rap, so lemme just sit here and eat popcorn

welcome babes. Lets take a seat and watch them diss

Firstking01 is so old his SPERM is powder

He CUMS like DUST

Cc maxity02 firstking01 by halfricanadian

Pls guys help me out with names of diss kings that could make the thread more interesting




Muva
Tamedwolf90
Saintsamuraii
naijaboiy
Stfuareyoug0d

cc maxity02 optional1 by maxi112

;

do u want popcorn 2?

Berlyn where u at na?


missrock, come with zobo oh


Emperorlee comman rap


slyIsaac, comman rap 2 oh, rap like eminem oh

Maxity02:



welcome babes. Lets take a seat and watch them diss

Maxity02:
Pls guys help me out with names of diss kings that could make the thread more interesting




Muva
Tamedwolf90
Saintsamuraii
naijaboiy
Stfuareyoug0d

Wetyn happen

Cc: Maxity02, mimzy by recession

Mimzy, your puzzy is so wild, when u seat on a cushion, it goes in.

Your lips are so plenty, when you yawn, NASA
Alerts for hurricane.

You re so ugly dat ur baby dady had to run for his life.

Cc: laveda.

Bae so ugly, anytime I see her pictures, it makes me wanna cry

Make i park here....open Alomo ....collect suya from aboki..

What is all dz nonsense

Yo mama


To all those who accused me of being kinginvala I piss on y'all brains....ahoes cc maxity02

Ure a blessing in disguise...and I would always love u forever
Cc Novarae maxity02

Here to watch

Saintsamuraii is a drop of decayed skunk poop....
cc maxity02

halfricanadian:
Firstking01 is so old his SPERM is powder

He CUMS like DUST

Cc maxity02 firstking01 by halfricanadian

What did Firstking01 do to you?, you virtually mention him on all threads, na wa o!, that guy is in serious trouble.

Cc: halfricanadian, Maxity02.

notoriousDIG:
What is all dz nonsense

are u dissing me. Pls ooo

Make i rap small


All this kind thread na him dey make person to too vex,

before u create threads, why una no dey give better person to do check


Na una kind no dey give person breast to quick press, even when una give , una no go give person the two breasts ;(


Wasted child, papa for don pull out, or use gold circle or durex, even bread nylon sef, e for too set

ErnieSmallzz:
do u want popcorn 2?

B.erlyn where u at na?


miss.rock, come with zobo oh


Empe.rorlee comman rap


slyI.saac, comman rap 2 oh, rap like eminem oh

Shey I can rap like Bembe Aladisa

What will I say now

Slyisaac nice punch saintsamuraii is bleeding.

Laveda is viewing. Diss someone babe